General Sir Mark Carleton-Smith
Who feels* that the Army needs to be more woke:
“An Army spokesman told MailOnline: ‘It is not the army being woke, it is the army addressing some of its unacceptable behaviours.’
‘Unacceptable behaviours’ refers to anything that falls short of the Army’s values and standards, including drug and alcohol abuse, sexual harassment, bullying and racism.”
Arguably these “behaviours” (check the plural: always a sign that a social worker or cod psychologist has been involved) are exactly what an effective fighting force needs in its ranks – tough brutal cunts who don’t ask too many questions and know how to entertain themselves on a Friday night in Colly.
General Sir Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith (Eton, unsurprisingly, but failed Oxbridge – 2:2 BA at Durham) seems to have forgotten anything he learned in Bosnia in the 90’s, in the euphoria of his subsequent glittering ascent of the staff ladder. He was in the SAS once, ffs. Maybe it’s dementia. Brasshatted cunt.
*I can’t believe thought was involved.
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