General Sir Mark Carleton Smith

General Sir Mark Carleton-Smith

Who feels* that the Army needs to be more woke:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10468001/Tens-thousands-troops-ordered-spend-DAY-reflecting-inclusivity.html

“An Army spokesman told MailOnline: ‘It is not the army being woke, it is the army addressing some of its unacceptable behaviours.’

‘Unacceptable behaviours’ refers to anything that falls short of the Army’s values and standards, including drug and alcohol abuse, sexual harassment, bullying and racism.”

Arguably these “behaviours” (check the plural: always a sign that a social worker or cod psychologist has been involved) are exactly what an effective fighting force needs in its ranks – tough brutal cunts who don’t ask too many questions and know how to entertain themselves on a Friday night in Colly.

General Sir Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith (Eton, unsurprisingly, but failed Oxbridge – 2:2 BA at Durham) seems to have forgotten anything he learned in Bosnia in the 90’s, in the euphoria of his subsequent glittering ascent of the staff ladder. He was in the SAS once, ffs. Maybe it’s dementia. Brasshatted cunt.

*I can’t believe thought was involved.

Nominated by Komodo

Roger Hallam (3) and Just Stop Oil


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10480761/Climate-change-fanatics-plot-blockade-Britains-refineries-fuel-trucks-petrol-stations.html

Cunters it’s time for another eco loon fisting for these closet marxists. Apparently they are going to blockade filling stations and road surf tanker lorries. Hopefully this time the public WILL take more direct action and inflict some battle damage on these cunts.

Roger Hallam and his merry band of twats want the U.K to stop all oil exploration and ban the use of fossil fuels.

What pray would Britain gain by going back to Medieval times pray Mr Hallam? A collection of prize cunts.

Nominated by CuntyMort

Dead Pool [239]

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the death of the actor Jack Smethurst who will be best remembered as Eddie Booth in the fantastic un-pc 1970`s classic sitcom Love Thy Neighbour.Smethurst was 89 and his death was confirmed by his son Adam also an actor who has paid tribute to him. R.I.P

On to Deadpool 239

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

Prime Minister Honey Monster’s Special Advisors


The farce of No 10s ‘Special Advisors’.

We are reading about the exodus of these hugely talented people from Boris’s nursery.
What does it take to be a SPAD?
Experience of work and management?
Great political nous?
Qualifications in maths, economics or even fucking accountancy?
Nope.
It seems you have to be young, posh and probably a mate of his wife. And to like parties. A lot. Public school, Oxbridge and possibly a mickey mouse PPE degree helps.
You look at the shitshow that Boris presides over and think – no fucking wonder.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/fifth-aide-quits-number-10-as-exodus-puts-johnson-on-the-ropes/ar-AATswhy?ocid=msedgntp

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble…

And seconded by Komodo…

Addendum, with ringing endorsement. The latest to leave is Elena Narozanski. Narozanski worked as a special adviser to the Prime Minister on women and equalities, the Department for Culture, Media and Sport, and extremism.
She also previously worked as a special adviser to Michael Gove when he was Secretary of State for Education, from 2010 to February 2011.
She is also a Cambridge graduate who worked as Entertainments Officer at the University Union
 according to Powerbase website.
Described by one toady as one of the most principled women the toady knows, Ms Narozanska is an associate of the lobbying company “Public First”:
https://powerbase.info/index.php/Public_First

Powerbase explains:
Public First is focused on ‘helping organisations change public policy and improve their reputations’ – in other words, persuading the public to support the interests of its corporate clients.

So that’s what SPADS do…

Thandie Newton

Thandiwe Newton is a cunt.

The actress, who suddenly and coincidentally changed the spelling of her name in the aftermath of the 2021 BLM riots to make it more ethnic, has apparently apologised to ‘darker skinned’ actresses for ‘not representing them’.

That’s right – it’s not enough to be a black actor in a major Hollywood role, you now need to be the right shade of black otherwise you’re somehow siding with the oppressors.

I weep for the future, I really do.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/thandiwe-newton-apologises-to-darker-skinned-actresses-for-not-representing-them-12531634

Nominated by Le Cunt Noir…

With Mystic Maven also wanting to add to the proceedings…

Thandiwe Newton, formerly Thandie Newton, yeah big difference, anyway this daft mare offered a mea culpa and concocted some fake tears during an interview where she ‘tearfully’ apologised for not representing darker skinned actresses.

“I’m sorry that I’m the one chosen. It’s been very painful to have women look like my mum feel like I’m not representing them. That I’m taking from them. Taking their men, taking their work, taking their truth.” I wonder if this means she will now turn down every role offered, in favour of darker skinned ladies. Has she actually ever been in anything of worthy of note?

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/other/thandiwe-newton-gives-tearfully-apology-to-darker-skinned-actresses-for-not-representing-them/ar-AATtqR4?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

And a quick addendum by Dark key cunt

I second this nomination. What Thandiwe Newton is basically doing is checking ‘her own privilege’ because she doesn’t feel she is black enough. I’m sure both of her parents will be very proud. The stupid cunt.