A cunting for the Media, yesterday the chairman of Tesco said prices could rise by 5% by April, well I have news for him, I shop at Tesco and prices have already risen by more than 5% on some products.

The media immediately talk about soaring prices, wtf, 5% isn’t soaring, if it were 70% or 50% or even 20% that might be soaring but 5% isn’t soaring.

Then, to state the obvious, the price rises will hit the poorest families the hardest, good job we have food banks.

Rising energy costs, rising fuel costs, rising shipping costs, rising wages, well what next, yes rising prices…. Who would have thought it.

Never mind by April the weather will be warming up so the actual ‘soaring’ cost of gas and leccy won’t be so bad, it’s the poor middle classes I feel sorry for, they may have to sell one of the family cars or cancel one of the family holidays. The poor were fucked before all this shit so will still be poor.

Fucking media, give it a rest!

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/07/tesco-boss-warns-of-soaring-prices-for-staple-products-16059517/

Nominated by: Sick of it

SNP pensions fairyland.

Yet another cunting for the Scottish Nazi Party, this time for their delusion that post independence their gold plated pensions will continue to be paid for by the UK (English, Welsh and Northern Irish) taxpayer simply because Scotland won’t be able to afford them.

Despite a slip up from a minister at the time of the Independence Referendum, which was quickly rectified, the UK government has been quite clear that pensions in Scotland will be the responsibility of the Scottish government in the unlikely event they become independent. How could it be otherwise?

To expect a country to pay the pensions of a foreign country is pure fantasy. But this past week both Fishy Sturgeon and Fatty Blackford have asserted that this will be the case. All of which demonstrates their economic incompetence and brings in to stark relief the fact that an independent Scotland won’t be able to afford the benefits they get as as part of the Union. Bit of a home goal, really.

Morons.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/politics/19898395.sturgeon-insists-state-pensions-will-not-shrink-independence/

Nominated by MMCM

Serial Killer Groupies

I like watching true crime documentaries and there is always the strange spectre of women falling for murdering cunts on these shows.

What is it with these mad tarts? Ted Bundy had them and so did the utterly evil Richard Ramirez. Some of Bundy’s female fans turned up to his trial dressed as his victims, the sick cunts. Nevermind too, that Ramirez would violently murder and rape his victims with iron bars. And laugh while they begged for mercy. Or that Bundy would beat them to death with metal bars or his fists before or after violently raping them. Or that he’d cut their heads off and keep them at home, before returning to the woods to have it away with their headless corpses, until there were too many maggots.

No, these silly tarts don’t care it seems.

My solution is to give these mad tarts a dose of reality. You’re fans of serial killers are you? Oh, you can ‘change him’? Maybe you just like ‘bad’ boys?

Well, get in a cell with one of these cunts and see how that goes for you, you mad fuckers.

https://www.oxygen.com/snapped/crime-time/groupies-loved-serial-killer-ted-bundy

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

General Sir Mark Carleton-Smith

Who feels* that the Army needs to be more woke:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10468001/Tens-thousands-troops-ordered-spend-DAY-reflecting-inclusivity.html

“An Army spokesman told MailOnline: ‘It is not the army being woke, it is the army addressing some of its unacceptable behaviours.’

‘Unacceptable behaviours’ refers to anything that falls short of the Army’s values and standards, including drug and alcohol abuse, sexual harassment, bullying and racism.”

Arguably these “behaviours” (check the plural: always a sign that a social worker or cod psychologist has been involved) are exactly what an effective fighting force needs in its ranks – tough brutal cunts who don’t ask too many questions and know how to entertain themselves on a Friday night in Colly.

General Sir Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith (Eton, unsurprisingly, but failed Oxbridge – 2:2 BA at Durham) seems to have forgotten anything he learned in Bosnia in the 90’s, in the euphoria of his subsequent glittering ascent of the staff ladder. He was in the SAS once, ffs. Maybe it’s dementia. Brasshatted cunt.

*I can’t believe thought was involved.

Nominated by Komodo