Do women have a cervix? Do women have a backbone would be a better question nowadays.

Women used to have backbones (my mother had one) but not anymore.

It was ‘International Woman’s Day’ yesterday. I am sure you celebrated with with your wives and sisters and mothers cunters.

What a great day to truly reflect in what it is to be a woman.

Poor Annaliese Dodds couldnt get to that. Because she couldnt even define what a woman is. She was asked to define a woman-

Miss Dodds replied: “I have to say there are different definitions legally around what a woman actually is. You look at the definition within the Equality Act and I think it just says someone who is adult and female but then it doesn’t say how you would define either of those things. You have got the biological definition, legal definition”

Miss Barnett said: “With respect, I didn’t ask for that. What’s the Labour definition?”

Miss Dodds replied: “With respect Emma, I think it does depend what the context is, surely? I mean surely that is important here.’

JK Rowling rather brilliantly defined the situation as ‘they that cannot be named’.

Dodds Interview Link
(Helpful link provided by – Part Time Admin – PTA)

Modern women don’t have any balls.

Oh for the days of Germane and burning your bra. There was something real at least about them.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

Pure Cremation adverts on the telly. These cunts are all happy go lucky, all on the piss like they’re having a pre death party. I’m all for cutting out those money raping cunts, namely funeral directors but fuck me these adverts are something else. Who the Fuck has a good piss up because they’ve sorted out that after they’ve snuffed it they’ll be chucked on a bonfire like Guy Fawkes on bonfire night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXVZaQyq6J0
(Video link passed on by Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by DLP

Dizzie Rascal

If you haven’t heard of him, he’s a ‘grime artist ‘ (shouts obscenities in sootie language to fast drum beats and dalek music).

He’s quite famous, to the point he got an MBE. A role model for the stabby kids to look up to, apparently.

Well, he’s just been found guilty of assaulting his ex. He did it with a little kid in his arms at the time and took phones of her and her mum to stop them filming his attack.

I’m sure he asked nicely.

At first he admitted the attack, but then changed his mind and said she attacked him or some shite.

Yup. He dindunuffin, innit bruv?

It gets better. As he left the court with sentencing due at some point soon, he then attacked a photographer, smashing his camera up with the media watching.

Not the brightest, is old Dizzie. And not the fucking big role model after all then, eh?

Serves the BBC et al right, for sucking his knob for the last few years.

He’s a fucking cunt, like most ‘rappers’.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-60653545

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

KINDLY CUT OUT THE DIRECT PRIMATE REFERENCES AND BLATANT RACIAL SLURS – Admin.

P&O Ferries – Aka Piss Off Customers & Employees Ferries.

What a shambles this company is. Took loads of furlough money even though their head office is located in another region (Cheers Sunak – Chancellor of Fraud & Giveaways Dept), relocated their head office because of Brexit and then sacked the entire workforce (only the British ones) and then blamed unions (yeah because the French unions are a bastion of light compared to our toothless self featherers). In the process fucking their customers holidays up and saying you should make alternative plans???? Huh…. That’s why they paid you clowns for you are as much of a disgrace as that shitty RyanAir shite.

Cunts!

https://www.poferries.com/en#route – fancy booking a trip to no where? Go to this one.

MSN Link – backstory

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

Seconded with additional link provided by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded. The cunts had bus loads of foreign ‘agency’ workers waiting at the docks in Hull. They boarded as soon as the rightful employees left, after a day’s sit down on the boat. Ironically named ‘The Pride of Hull’

They also abandoned people who had sailed to the continent, even though they must have known they were suspending sailings when the tickets were bought.

These cunts are Arab owned. No doubt they will staff the boats with 3rd world workers. Probably those that havent been killed or maimed building World Cup stadia.

Filthy Arab cunts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-60794951

Lent – another four-letter word

I don´t know if Protestants and other heretics observe Lent but it´s the only time I feel any sympathy with Moslems who fast for 30 days. That´s easy compared with what we Papes have to put up with. A minimum of 40 days and often it lasts longer. No drinking, no Internet porn, no arguing with wife, daily mass, fasting, giving my hard-earned cash to worthless scumbags. It´s all down there, chiselled in stone so I have no choice.

Still there´s Easter to look forward to – that is if it ever comes. An English Catholic writer called Caryll Houselander once said that she was surprised at how quickly Lent passed and hinted that it should be longer so we could enjoy our suffering more. She must have been on speed or something.

Nominated by: Mr Polly