Dead Pool [246]

Congratulations to Jeezum Priest who correctly predicted that Minder, The Sweeney and New Tricks star Dennis Waterman would be the next dead dude.Waterman was 74 and died today in Spain meaning he has written and sung his last theme tune.

On to Deadpool 246

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [246]

  1. Monte Donn Corleone
    Jimmy Tarbrush
    Olivia newtron bomb
    Alan Ford escort
    Pele, my mum fucking hates him

    • I was going to ask “who the fuck is Pete?” then realised it said ‘Pele’

  2. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    June Lockhart.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    Gerald Harper.

  3. @Jeezum Priest.

    From what I gather this was a bit of an errant shot (hitting one of the good guys). A sort of spray and pray was it?

    Major James Hewitt
    Heather Locklear
    Roman Polanski
    Dianne Fenstein
    Ted Turner

    • Yes GC.
      I feel awful, like I plunged a knife into his heart, myself.

      Didn’t stop me nominating the usual suspects, though. Dennis would be pleased to hear that Liza Minelli has stepped forward to fill his boots.
      Be well missed.

      • No need to feel guilty JP…the Grim Reaper comes for all…even the good.

        But a drunken, drug addicted, Phoneywood Harlot with 4 ex-husbands is indeed a worthy replacement.

        Blessed be thy aim.

    • Major Hewitt?. Hasn’t his son Harry suffered enough already?. Mind you there would be a Netflix series to be squeezed out of it – Harry in Therapy on the West Coast. Primal screams for 52 weeks……

  4. RIP Dennis watched you as a kid in the Sweeney as George Carter 👍👍

    George Alagiah
    Angela Lansbury
    Billy Connolly
    Micheal Caine
    Falak Khan

    • Right there with you, George. Gutted by the news.

      Will watch some Minder and The Sweeney and pay my respects with a swift half. It’s what he would have wanted.

      • Watched a Minder last night. The Beer Hunter featuring Brian Glover (RIP). An absolute classic.

      • Gutted is an understatement Yank. Loved the Sweeney classic telly at its very best RIP Dennis you will be sadly missed 👍

  5. Sir John Hall
    Bobby Charlton
    Brian Johnson.
    Eric Burdon
    Ray Jackson

    Good Shot,JP

  6. Kamal
    Maria Venuti
    Mohammed Mahatir
    James Hong
    Uncle Jack Charles

  7. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  8. Tony Bennett
    Barry Manilow
    Marianne Faithful
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Val Kilmer

  9. Imelda Marcos
    Kim Novak
    Frank Bough (Died October 2020 – NA)
    Frank Williams ( vicar Dads army)
    Pete Murray.

  10. Cliff ‘I’m clinging on to life to annoy the fuck out of Foghorn Truthsayer’ Richard
    Sarah ‘Ginger Minger’ Ferguson
    Emanuel ‘Saddle Sniffer’ Macron
    Christopher ‘Fucking Shit Actorist’ Ecclestone
    Sir Lewis Hamilton’s mum (Dies of shame)

  11. Congratulations JP.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    George Eastham
    Harry Belafonte
    Ken Rosewall
    Piper Laurie

  12. Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black
    Colin Jeavons
    Doreen Mantle
    Peter Jay

    Good shot JP.

  13. George Lucas
    Anthony Fauci
    Loretta Lynn
    Michael Osterholm
    Pope Francis

    Cuntgrats Jeezum

  14. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Julie Andrews
    Romano Prodi
    Jacques Delors

    Dennis had an interesting obituary in the DT this morning, he hadn’t half gone through some top drawer crumpet.

  15. Torsten Bell-End
    Lauren Evans Twat Lips
    Sir Lewis Lardass Hamilton
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Lloyd Russel Coyle, MP

  16. The Queen – fuck it, she’s given up now
    Prince Andrew – the fiddlers fiddler
    Harry – the darkie
    Megan – the sparkly

  17. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Michael Fish
    Mikhail Gorbachev

  18. Ursula Andress
    Brigitte Bardot
    Catherine Deneuve
    Sophia Loren
    Raquel Welch

  19. Deborah James
    Henry Kissinger
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tony Blair
    Diane Feinstein

  20. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

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