BBC Radio 2 and Radio 3 (3)

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Radio 2, (can chuck 3, 4 and 5 in there as well I guess but for different reasons). Therefore I’ll stick to Radio 2 or myself for being an old cunt.

I know that I’m a sarcastic moaning old cunt but these days there is fuck all to listen to on the car radio. 3 is full of violins and bints screeching in a foreign language. 4 fuck me, gardeners world and women talking bollocks about fuck all and of course the political bias. 5 Nicky cunt Campbell or it was the last time I tuned into it some years ago. Now back 10 or 15 years ago you could listen to some actual music on Radio 2 and most of the DJ’s were funny and not up their own arse kind. (Kennedy and Wogan for example).

Nowadays sadly radio 2 sounds just like radio 1; cliché DJ’s spouting, well clichés and the music sounds like chimps banging furniture together interspersed with the “ODD” base line and synth cord.

Then again it could be me that’s at fault and not keeping up with the times.

Nah fuck that Radio 2 is a cunt.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

And on a similar topic but different radio station, here’s one from Fuckwittery

BBC Radio 3

Oh, I dunno.

I tune into R3 for a bit of peace and quiet because it broadcasts Classical music without ads (and a bit of Opera – which frankly they can keep). Some genres of Classical music transport me away to a different era, much like walking in an old forest: you could be in any place or time. The relief at escaping the present and its fucktarded shambles is measurable.

Problem is, classical music (dare I say like much of Western civilisation) is populated with white Europeans. What is the BBC to do?! Why come up with programming which contorts itself in its efforts to get away from old whitey males and include ‘narratives from contemporary perspectives’ etc fucking blah and so we get rap and commentary on offensive statues on a Sunday evening. On BBC Radio 3, the classical music station.

For fucks’ sake, is there no fucking escape?! I’ve listened to Radio 1 xtra, Kiss fm and so on in the past, I don’t actually mind the music. But I object to it being shoe-horned into a channel which is for Classical music. It’s indicative of the politicisation of every pissing area of life and an agenda to which none were asked whether we wished to sign up for.

Rant over. As you were. Fuck the BBC and all like them, the cunts. Happy St George’s day + 1.

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74 thoughts on “BBC Radio 2 and Radio 3 (3)”

  2. I had the misfortune to listen to Radio 2 in the Hospital the other day. That annoying cunt, Sara ‘I’ve had plenty of’ Cox babbling imbecilic inane blabbering crap and playing dog dirt like The Prodigy. Then she played this other record. Some piss poor 80s rip off act, doing a crap impression of The Flying Lizards. All it consisted of was some monotonous three chord shite, while some daft bitch said ‘On the Chaise Lounge’ over and fucking over. Crap of the highest order.

    I hear it’s worse in the mornings though. That brainless ladette trollop, Zoe Ball makes the nation suffer at breakfast time. Lord have mercy.

  4. BBC radio, it’s BORING . Steve wright, Ken Bruce, etc how much longer can they go on and on and on……FUCKING BORING…!!

    • Ken will still be turning up in 20 years time, on a zimmerframe, with a catheter and a stoma bag fitted.

      • Ken’s alright, a decent human being who can hold a conversation. When he is off on one of his frequent holidays and there is a replacement you realise how good he is. When someone snuffs it Ken is the first one with the tribute and delivered with sincerity, there is no-one on music radio who can match him for that.
        Sarah Kennedy was great but was fired off for having the wrong political views and possibly for being a bit pissed a lot of the time.
        Steve Wright on the other hand is just a massive, egotistical, weapons grade cunt.

  5. There’s definitely a bad moon a rising now.

    Proud Mary has lost her dignity, – and her virginity at 12, to Ifzal in Huddersfield.

    The fortunate son, is no longer fortunate, after taking puberty blockers, and having his knackers chopped off at the Tavistock Centre.

  6. BBC is fucked, we are all fucked by wokeness.
    Drove home from work listening to R4 and their weekly eulogising of cultural “hero’s”…all black of course – this week, Gill Scott-Heron – Black musician and ‘poet’, born in Chicago, but Jamaican father fucked off and left the family so he could play football for Celtic…yes, seriously! To be fair this guy did suffer horrendous hardships and literally pulled him self up by his bootstraps with a ‘Fuck You’ to the KKK, who looked on and burnt crosses on the lawn as he entered Uni with white peers. But happy ending? No, just a trail of illegitimate children, prison sentences, chronic Crack Cocaine addiction and a death through complications of HIV. Fuck me, after writing this I feel even more sorry for the cunt.

  7. I can’t switch on radio 2 in the mornings without having to suffer that cunt Zoe Ball wittering on to some F-Lister about the “wooooonderful new draaahmuh airing tonight on the BBC”. Who says there’s no fucking advertising?!

    No word of lie, my girlfriend’s dad actually emailed the show to say how good it is to wake up to. He told them he’s always in such a rush to turn the fucker off that he hasn’t been late for work in years!

  8. I recently went back on Twitter after long absence to troll gender nutters and race baiters, and adverts for BBC iplayer featuring happy mixed race families and/or drag queens keep popping up. That’s my fucking money you’re spending on ads you cunts. Imagine my surprise when I found that comments were enabled, so I left a nice one about preverts etc with plenty of cursing. Be amazed when instead of being banned/suspended the post was still up with several likes the next day! Say what you like about Elon Musk but he has made more woke wankers cry than anyone in history apart from Trump. Must go, haven’t taken the piss out of Angela gingergrowler or the Kardashians for a while, and think I may be getting addicted to it.

  9. That BBC documentary on Gazza was good. A gifted player and as mad as a box of baboons, but the tabloid press really were scum. Mind you, someone as daft as Gazza is going to be easy meat for them. That Rebekah Wade was a total cunt. Complete vermin.

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