The Devil

Posted on February 12, 2022 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

No, not this devil. This devil’s alright.

The Devil is a cunt, isn’t he.

What a lightweight Beelzebub must be. Apparently, he had his arse kicked by a Nigerian clergynan. Yes, Chukwuemeka Ohanaemere popularly known as Prophet Odumeje claims he won an international spiritual Wrestling match against Satan then displayed his championship belt. Of course.

Previously, this ‘pastor’ has claimed to have resurrected a dead woman by moving around her then…erm… laying on top of her.

Who in their right minds still believes in angels and devils? Does anybody base their life around characters from fairy tales like Voldemort or the Grim Reaper?

Nigerians, it sems. Not at all loud, ill-mannered, scamming conmen. Some of them are devil-dodgers.

“Commot man, if na MO-ney I wan tek, I for go aks you for de charatee doNAYtions. Anyways, YEE can buy ma VI-dee-O on-line and if you don laike, I REE-fund yous straight, cha. All you need do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother’s maiden name.”

https://www.faceofmalawi.com/2021/12/30/nigerian-prophet-odumeje-says-he-won-international-spiritual-wrestling-match-against-satan-displays-his-championship-belt/?amp

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Hippies (3) – What is their purpose in Life?

Posted on February 12, 2022 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Is there any group of people on Earth worse than hippies? From the sanctimonious bellends of Extinction Rebellion to money-grubbing bastards like Jobs and Branson, the sort of people who would go through a dog turd to find a 5p piece, hippies make the world just that little bit more unpleasant for everyone…

ABC News Link

Mitchell hasn’t been relevant since Nixon was in the White House. Young? Fuck knows. When was the last time he had a hit? 1980? I got him confused with Neil Diamond when discussing this with the Empress but fuck him anyway. Spotify have basically told him to fuck off.

This is in no way in support of Joe Rogan, of whom, like Chamberlain, I know nothing. All I would say is that anyone who has that wankstain Petersen on his show must be a bit of a cunt.

Two great philosophers on hippies…

“Never trust a hippie” – John Lydon.

“I know hippies. I’ve hated them my whole life.” Eric Cartman.

YouTube Link

Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia

Ghost Hunters

Posted on February 12, 2022 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Cunt Ghost Hunters United States.

Sick of these fuckin money grabbers, influencing their fucked up, believe everything they are told, everything is a fucking conspiracy, 70% of us believe in ghosts, countrymen/women.

I fuckin hate the dead being used by these total fuckwits. My dear departed relatives and friends are not “stuck” between life and death, condemned to walk the earth as a “white” or “grey” shadow figure. My dear departed were not buried in a pet semetary, on ancient Indian burial grounds, axe murdered, abused etc. Let the fucking dead rest in peace you fuckin blood sucking cunts!!!

Nominated by Cuntybaws

Angela Terry

Posted on February 11, 2022 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

‘Angela Who?’ you ask. Well, she’s the ‘Environmental Scientist’ (ie ‘Environmental Campaigner’) who went on the telly to denounce conservatories …… from her own conservatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9akX8yTYN9Y

Apparently it’s okay for her to luxuriate in warmth while we members of the great unwashed shiver our bollocks off. Her ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card’, you see, is that it was already there when she bought the house.

So if she thinks conservatories are so bad, why did she buy a house that’s got one? Or having done so, why not have the fucking thing pulled down? And how simple must she be to get herself interviewed in her conservatory? Perhaps not so simple, however, because all the other rooms in the house probably have air con, open fires, gas/oil-fired central heating and are stuffed full of electronic gadgetry which would have shown her up to be an even bigger hypocrite. The conservatory was probably her safest option to avoid looking and sounding like a cunt. Well you failed you thick bitch, you are a cunt.

Anyway, I do like the comment at the end of video – ‘My house has a coal mine in the garden. It was there when I bought it, so that’s okay, I’m keeping it’.

Nominated by: Geordie Twatt