The pàki or politicians of the insect world, not wanted and always overstaying their welcome.
These irritants that appear whenever food is on the table, and can’t find there way out of an open door or window, choosing to bounce off the closed ones instead, like Harvey price in a hall of mirrors.
Even swatting the bastards brings no pleasure, when having to clean the mess up afterwards.
It’s probably why I like spiders so much, and always save them..
If there is a god, you sir are a cunt for creating them.
Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt
Flies quite like this delightful lady:
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Safe pic but…🤮
Without flies, who’d gobble up the dogshit left by selfish bastards?
Also, this nom has reminded me to rewatch ‘The Fly’.
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Geoff Goldblum, looked more like a fly before becoming one.
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I’m 100% behind this nom.
Like most people I have had windows wide open, as well as the back door to get a cross breeze during the hot weather.
Given the bluebottles have about a zillion eyes, how come they can find the open door to get in, but not out?
While we’re on the subject, what use are flies, apart from providing food for other insects and amphibians.
Is there a single fly in the universe that’s actually useful?
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The tsetse fly is a useful one J.P. in that it has a good go at keeping down the population of Africa, & without treatment for the dreaded ‘sleeping disease’ it can mean certain death.
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And of course the green bottle, which is used for maggot therapy.
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Diane Flabbot tried it, but it all went wrong.
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Of course!
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Indeed JP, I remember you have form with flying ants recently.
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In those ads for rip-off UN war-relief charities, the apparently starving ‘victims’ always have flies all over them. Even in their eyes, Of course, the ‘victims’ are really highly paid crisis actors, but I wonder what is in it for the flies? Maybe they have a wrangler who feeds them decaying elephant steaks.
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When that scruffy prick Bob Geldof visited Ethiopia in 1985 with Minge Urine, why didn’t they teach those starving lighbulb heads to eat flies?
Always plenty of flies around an Ethiopian’s mouth.
They were too lazy to even slurp their tongues around their licorice-coloured chops like Scooby-Doo eating that pink frosting.
They could’ve got enough protein if they’d eaten flies and we wouldn’t have been subjected to nearly four decades of ‘Comic’ Relief begging.
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I would have thought the chínks deep fry them.
Saw fingah?
No thank you.
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Tons of the fuckers here in deepest, darkest Norfolk – some bastards are huge. I get through loads of fly spray in a season.
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Apart from coming inside people’s houses, where do the little buggers go when it rains? Never seen one with an umbrella.
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I’ll not rest if there’s one in the house,the dirty bastarding good for nuffin 💩 dropping irritants 😖…and I love crushing them into whatever I’m using once I’ve got the little cunt… usually with a maniacal cry of ‘fly around now you little 💩bag’ …’flies huh what are they good for absolutely nothing,say it again y’all’ 🎶
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Biggles flies undone.
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