Johnathan Cainer

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Johnathan Cainer is a lying, deceiving, spurious, balding, soothsayer arsehole with an ego the size of Jupiter and a job that should qualify him for execution by medical experimentation.

He uses made up words that only an astrological cunt would use.

Nominated by : Stargazer

Oxfam

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OXFAM. They’re cunts too. Parasites wanting you to send them money and your old shit that they can flog to other cunts – who get a sense of smug satisfaction from it, the cunts – so that they spunk the dosh on fucking adverts on tele about cunts starving in third world shit holes while I’m eating my tea.

Try and guilt trip me would you you cunts? How much do the management at Oxfam get paid? Bet it’s a fucking shed load, that’s where the money goes.

Oxfam? Oxcunt more like.

Nominated by : Twathater

David Cameron [12]

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I nominate David Cameron for promising the Dowlers, the McCanns, the Watsons, Christopher Jeffries, etc that he would implement the Leveson recommendations to prevent future Press criminality. But as soon as Leveson was published, Cameron rejected it out of hand (thereby wasting the MILLIONS of public money he spent on the Inquiry) and has not met with ANY of the victims of Press Abuses since then, while he has frequently held secret meetings with senior Press Industry executives.

Cameron is not just a cunt, he is a LYING CUNT. In fact he is not merely a LYING CUNT, but he is an ODIOUS, HYPOCRITICAL, POSH, LYING CUNT. This man needs dragging out into remote field, along with Jeremy Kyle and Piers Morgan, where all three of these cunting cunts can be beaten to a cuntly pulp, thereby erasing their repugnant cuntitude from the face of the planet.

Nominated by : Dan

Spencer Kelly

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Spencer Kelly … Smug cunty twat who thinks everyone should be aghast at the latest fucking app or such on BBC Click. Who gives a fuck unless you are fucking 12 years old. Wanker. Wanking countering wanker with your pretend blokey laddish cuntishness. Die please

Nominated by : Dan