Paul McCartney [3]

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Macca … now that fucker whilst shafting anything with a fucking pulse in the sixtys has one of the ugliest fucking offspring ever to walk the face of the earth and hey fucking presto…. she’s not only the daughter of two meat-shy cunts but suposedly a top designer? Says who? Blind dopey cunts thats who and like her knob jockey cunt of a father is fucking raking it in.

Anyone who buys her shite has to be a right cunt. A twenty four carrat highly polished, ocean going cunt of cunts.

Nominated by : The Cuntmeister

Sunderland

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Sunderland……or Cunterland.

A proper fucking shithole inhabited by sub human inbred mutants; main attractors include the Stadium of Shite, home to delusional fuckwitts and assorted wankers masquerading as Footballers and a Town center which resembles a post nuclear holocaust world complete with Neanderthal type Cunts wandering aimlessly around mumbling incoherently.

The arsehole of the fucking universe in dire need of immediate destruction.

Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Granddad

Martin Roberts

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Martin Roberts, the champion cunt who presents Homes Under The Hammer on BBC1.

Everything about this cunt screams cuntitude through the TV screen: yes I hate his constant cuntish puns, his cuntish blazers with low buttons to try to make the fat cunt look thinner, but most of all I despise the cunt’s hair which looks like its been fluffed up with a fucking egg whisk to cover up the fact he’s clearly going bald.

If ever the Professor of Cuntery chair at Cambridge becomes vacant, this smug fat cunt would be a fucking shoe-in. Also he looks like he’s related to another prize cunt: David Van Day out of Dollar.

Nominated by : Yootha Joyce