Bruce Forsythe [3]

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Bruce Forsythe……just do us all a favour and fuck the cunt off our screens of a Saturday night, you dilapidated old cunt (I don’t even watch Strictly Come Dancing…..but its like its a constant presence isn’t it….like a buzzing fly, or genital herpes?)

Nice to see you! To see you nice! Why don’t you stick your chin up your arse and see if it fits? You Cunt! I’ve nicked that from Scarface obviously

Nice syrup, too!

Nominated by : King Binge

William Roach

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Bill Roach – better known as the smarmy fucking know-it-all superior bastard Ken Barlow in Corrie – reckons that sex abuse victims are paying the price for their misdemeanours in a former life.

FFS, Bill – get a grip. We’re know you’re an 80 year old geriatric cunt who talks bollocks, but there’s no need to prove you’re a cunt by opening your mouth.

And the cunt is a crap actor too!

Nominated by : Dioclese

Gregg Wallace

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Gregg Wallace of Master Cunt. The bald headed twat no talent just stands there dipping his dick in custard while waiting to collect his pay check. The man has no other purpose in life.

Unfair? He would likely wank into John Torode’s mayo just to stop it separating. Nah – he is a natural born cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

The Only Way is Essex

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TOWIE. A program made by cunts for cunts and featuring the biggest and most useless cunts on the planet. Surely the cuntiest product ever created.

You’d have to send a rocket ship to the planet of the cunts to find a bigger selection of complete and utter window licking fuckwit retards. Why is this fucking load of shite on tele anyway?

In fact, if anyone disagrees with this nomination you must be a cunt of titanic fucking proportions.

Nominated by : Twathater