Euan Blair

Posted on May 8, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

This feckless cunt, the progeny of Blairzebub himself and the unholy union of a Scouse communist and a bear trap, is up for being parachuted into the safe Labour seat of Bootle. Labour in Liverpool is an oxymoron as no cunt has a fucking job.

The short arse fucktard went from being caught underage drinking to working for Morgan Stanley, a bunch of banker cunts, and now wants to get his snout in the MP trough. Aggressive arse cancer is too good for this pampered twat.

Labour is even more nepotistic and incestuous than the fucking tories.

Nominated by: Occams Razor

The Establishment

Posted on May 7, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

The entire British establishment are cunts.

If they’re not fiddling their fucking expenses or finding new ways to screw up the lives of ordinary working people, then they are covering up the actions of predatory paedophiles. The worst thing about this 1970s child sex scandal is how many people fucking knew about the actions of cunts like Jimmy Savile and Cyril Smith. Christ, being abused would be bad enough but being abused by that fat, northerner cunt would have been hideous.

The establishment cocksuckers at the BBC let that fat cunt Salmond get away with racist shit that, had Nigel Farage (also a cunt) said it, they would be coming down on him like a ton of fucking bricks? Why are UKIP (total and utter cunts) always lumped together with the BNP and the French National Front when the most poisonous racism in British politics comes from the bastard SNP?

The Tories are all cunts. Cameron only allows upper class cunts he bummed at Eton into his Cabinet. The fact that the media (all of whom are establishment cunts) takes seriously the idea of Boris Johnson as Prime Minister just shows that talent, intelligence or the ability to not talk out of your fucking arse has no place in 21st century Britain. The only thing that matters is that you spent your formative years slamming your cock in refrigerator doors with other inbred cunts at private schools run by child-abusing fucktards.

Labour are no better, “workers” party full of human rights lawyers (CUNTS) and associated pseudo-intellectuals who have never done a day’s work in their lives. The best way to get a safe seat in today’s Labour? Be the the offspring of some cunt who has already had their snout in the trough for years.

The whole system is irredeemably corrupt and cuntish. We need a French-style Reign of Terror followed by a Chinese-style Cultural Revolution.

Wipe out this vermin!

Nominated by: Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Gerry Adams

Posted on May 6, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Worth reminding ourselves who this rat faced oirish cunt is. Son of Gerry Adams Snr and has a son called Gerry Adams Jnr. Can you guess the name of his grandfather? Why Gerry Adams. Obviously not much imagination in the family or a lot of incest. Indeed our Gerry has shed tears on air when talking about the abuse he received from his paedo father.

Is it possible to question his loyalty to the Parliament in which he served until 2011 or at least claimed expenses? Well Adams Snr set a fine example during WWII by helping the Nazi war effort by taking part in IRA operations against British forces. We do not forget that Lord Haw Haw was a mick.

With a slippery Fenian cunt like Adams it is always important to listen to what he does not say rather than to what he does say. Remember “putting arms beyond use”. Did not mean they were being destroyed as part of the peace process, just hiding them in a hole somewhere in Donegal (bandit country). Likewise his statements about Jean McConville. He has said that he was not involved in her abduction and her murder. It may be strictly true that he did not get his own hands dirty but it is a coaches and horses statement which still allows him to have participated in the planning and sanctioning. Typical Adams speak.

Have knocked around Northern Oirland meself in the ’70s and ’80s and had me old Bentley driven orf the road in bandit country by some paedo provo cunt in a van just because I was sporting English number plates. No secret then that Adams was an IRA brigade commander who went on to become chief of the whole shooting match. Adams is a typical two faced IRA cunt with a vast catalogue of previous. He is as guilty as hell. If he becomes a further embarrassment to the IRA there are plenty of arms buried in Donegal that can be returned to use.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

( Is this the same guy that played with Gerry and the Peacemakers? Ed. )

James Corden [2]

Posted on May 5, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

“Ooo! Love that footwork, David!”

This fat fuck has the face and grace of a pig. Yet the cunt is so far up his own arse he can chew rubber at johnnies that fell off his dad’s knob, and then got pushed right up his colon by his mum with a milk bottle.

Corden has no talent whatever but seems to get work as a token fat bastard. He can’t sing and instead makes high-pitches mewing noises like a cat straining to shit hair-balls. His jokes are unfunny insults about victims who are defenseless (as if he is pissing on a sleeping tramp), catering for IQ56 Jimmy Savile fans (who it seems are now his fans). His acting is that of a desperate fat bastard haranguing a disjointed sequence of onomatopoeias at a terrified child he has tied to chair with barbed wire.

The sad shit is that he taking over from the ultra-lame cunt (and professional token black) Lenny Henry, as a charity show presenter. Even though everybody hates the cunt Corden, the fuck-pigs at the BBC, Sky, and ITV will still keep putting the lame loathsome cunt on the box to present charity shite (maybe he is good at extorting money from the poor so TV producers can go to Africa for free to sodomise babies to death and shove sticks up women’s arse-holes).

Nominated by: Fatty Arbuckle II

Ed Miliband [9]

Posted on May 4, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

It’s funny how Miliband’s recent trip to Israel has suddenly washed away the atheist he’s claimed to be for years and jump started his Jewish faith. As Dioclese points out in his blog, he’s shown his ignorance by announcing that he wants to be the first Jewish PM. He’s a bit late for that, since Benjamin Disraeli has beaten him to it by about 150 years.

One of his best comments was his claim he was an atheist who had faith in God. Which to me at least shows what a dumb shit Miliband is, since the whole concept of atheism is that you have faith in the fact that God doesn’t exist. His claim was a classic example of the word ‘OXYMORON’. With the emphasis on MORON.

The best picture from his trip to his spiritual Motherland, was the one of him playing football with a Palestinian child. This was no doubt supposed to make him look like an ordinary, caring, man of the people, statesman. The look on his face though makes it clear that, along with beer, Ed also doesn’t do football.

To be perfectly honest, I’d rather see Bob the Builder as Prime Minister than this geeky, buck toothed, weird voiced, twat who looks like an axe murderer. The worst thing though, is if Labour win the next general election, we’ll get that evil, arrogant, egomentalist Ed Testicles as Chancellor. A man who makes Gordon Brown look electable.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw