Every Saturday our local has a bit of a disco near chucking out time… Some cunt always plays that “Moves Like Jagger” bollocks… The words are shit, the tune is shit, the video is shit, and the singer is a wanker.
Why not just play a Stones dancefloor filler? Get Off Of My Cloud, The Last Time, Brown Sugar, Miss You, Satisfaction etc.
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Best picture I could find of a cunt wearing headphones…
Is someone really so thick as to wear a big and expensive item on their stupid heads in a city centre in broad daylight? Obviously they are. Don’t these pillocks realize that they won’t be able to hear anyone creep up behind them to nick their status symbol rich kid Disney ears?! Anyone who goes around with these stupid things on might as well have a sign on their backs saying “I’m a tosser! Mug me!”
Nothing screams “I’m a twat” more than going around a busy town with a pair of giant 300 quid, light-up headphones on your bonce…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
He is the BBC’s answer to Simon Cowell,
Len is fucking cunt of the highest order. You only have to see him mince about on SCDITT like he is the nations sweetheart and not many people know, his catchphrase “SEVEEEEEN” actually relates to the age of boys he likes to teach to tango.
Inane, vapid, vacuous, cretinous, imbecilic cunt that he is!
Nominated by: Jabba the Slut
( Apparently his new wife reckons he’s shit hot in bed. She probably needs to get out more. Ed. )
Not for his musical cuntistry, but for the fact he has just given a character reference in Court to that vile cunt and sleaze merchant Max Clifford. Des says he finds Clifford “charming” which leads me to wonder who else Des finds charming – Harold Shipman? Piers Morgan? Iain Duncan Smith? Heinrich Himmler? What a fucking cunt.
Nominated by: Fred West
If anyone was the physical embodiment of a sinister, dead-eyed paedo cunt, it’s Clifford. A sanctimonious hypocrite who publicly damned Savile when those allegations emerged, Clifford has spent his career claiming the moral highground while simultaneously preying on teenage girls. And any cunt with half a brain could see that most of the “stories” Clifford promoted were fabricated. He damned others for lying, while spending most of his time lying too.
Well, now at last there’s good news: his career is over, his company is finished and come Friday this paedo scum is going to be banged up B Wing where he belongs. Come on Clifford, you vile cunt – prove you’re not a coward as well as a paedophile by killing yourself before you’re sentenced, you sad, sick CUNT.
Nominated by: Fred West