Max Clifford [3]

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Max Clifford

This is an emergency cunting of newly-convicted kiddie-fiddler (and Alistair Darling lookalike) Max Clifford. The media are referring to him as the “King of Spin”. King of Cunts, more like.

If anyone was the physical embodiment of a sinister, dead-eyed paedo cunt, it’s Clifford. A sanctimonious hypocrite who publicly damned Savile when those allegations emerged, Clifford has spent his career claiming the moral highground while simultaneously preying on teenage girls. And any cunt with half a brain could see that most of the “stories” Clifford promoted were fabricated. He damned others for lying, while spending most of his time lying too.

Well, now at last there’s good news: his career is over, his company is finished and come Friday this paedo scum is going to be banged up B Wing where he belongs. Come on Clifford, you vile cunt – prove you’re not a coward as well as a paedophile by killing yourself before you’re sentenced, you sad, sick CUNT.

Nominated by: Fred West

The BBC [12]

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My reasons for nominating the BBC are as follows:

1. They think we should pay a TV License fee when there is NO OBLIGATION to pay them,
2.They support fucking children
3.They are fucking big nosed Jews
4.They commission and create Dr Who, The One Show & Top Gear, Eastenders – the list is endless
5.They employ Bruce Forsyth, Claudia Winkleman, Zoe Ball, Alan Sugar, Alex Jones, Julia Bradbury, Graham Norton, Micheal McIntyre, Gabby Logan, etc etc (that is enough to prove they are worthy of the title CUNT
6.They pollute our children’s minds with Blue Peter and all the other sexualised peado crap they punt out on CBBC & CBeebies
7.Because I fucking say so!

Nominated by: Fucking Dirty Gusset Stains

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Nick Faldo

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Was going to nominate the cunt of cunts from the snooker world – but given the existence of Judd Trump, Mark Selby, Peter Ebdon and Dennis Taylor, it’s a difficult choice.

So instead I’ll nominate Nick Faldo…

Nominated by: Cuntbag

Tim Wonnacot

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Nominated the fake as fuck auction rat with the horsey bray and the dodgy tache because the cunt’s name is a gift. Camera mugging TV presenter johnnie who obviously reckons himself by sporting a brown trilby and designer cunt glasses. Attempts to carry orf the style of cutting edge old fogey. Nearest the cunt can get is old wanker. Catch the whiff of camembert between his toes.

So what about the county set vocal affectations? Orf we jolly well go ect ect. No genuine personage of quality talks laike thet. Fuck orf donchaknow.

Old mates with the sharks and hucksters out on the auction circuit. Former director of that den of thieves, Sotheby’s. Demonstrates exaggerated and obsequious gratitude towards the criminal fraternity otherwise known as auctioneers. All mates together. Such a small world they can all fit in one cell.

This Wonnacot is one of the jaspers that has let the side down rather by publicising some of the dark arts of the auction world. Now the world and his wife are bidding lots up sky high on the internet. The days of finding a nice little Lely or a spot of Ming for no money in some dark and dusty corner of a provincial sale room are long gone. Tim Wonnacot? Fucking Wottacunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke