Maroon 5

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Maroon 5 are utter cunts!

Every Saturday our local has a bit of a disco near chucking out time… Some cunt always plays that “Moves Like Jagger” bollocks… The words are shit, the tune is shit, the video is shit, and the singer is a wanker.

Why not just play a Stones dancefloor filler? Get Off Of My Cloud, The Last Time, Brown Sugar, Miss You, Satisfaction etc.

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

3 thoughts on “Maroon 5

  1. Big Issue Sellers Who Think They Are Stand-Up Comedians are serious cunts. I think everyone knows what I mean.

  2. I don’t get this…. never heard of them. Is ‘is a cunt’ now about some fuckers only 3 people know?

  3. The reasons that pile of shite was a big hit in Blighty were because it mentions Jagger (and had Stones footage in the video!), and also because the British public now have a habit of liking (and buying) crap… It’s basically a novelty song (like Agadoo) and now a chav favourite. Most of the cunts that bought the Maroon 5 shit have probably never even heard ‘Beggar’s Banquet’. Never mind know who recorded it…That tattooed, permatanned autotuned Maroon 5 prick is such a cunt….

    Jeremy Clarkson is also a major time cunt.
    This middle class brillo pad haired southern ponce is always shooting his mouth off… Trying to be big and clever, targeting people (usually those he sees as ‘lower’ than him: ie: working people, other races, anyone really). This overgrown public schoolboy also thinks that real cars are toys for him to play with on his crappy TV show (Twat Gear).

    Last warning by the BBC, my arse! He gets away with opening his big gob and being a gobshite spunkbubble time and time again. Just punch the Daily Mail reading cunt out…

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