If you give something away for nothing of course people will take it!
Nominated by: Steve
A cunt who lives in a grace and favour palace in London and swans around in silk and jewels has no place lecturing anybody about poverty.
You don’t know what poverty is, you cunt!
Nominated by: Pope Bendy Dick
Yes, the silly dried out old cunt thinks women, with their longer lifespans, better education, superior healthcare and reduced likelihood to suffer violence have it worse now than they did 100 years ago! This daft old cunt thinks the advent of internet porn (the old cunt should be pleased men have another outlet instead of real cunts…) and twitter trolls (aww, did the nasty man call you a bad name? Cunt) the web has become a “forum for the loathing of women”.
No Mzzzz Greer, I don’t loathe women, I loathe saggy, cunty old hypocrites like you, who will label all men as raging child rapists yet will publish a book extolling the “beauty of the pre-adolescent male” (check out Germaine Greer’s The Beautiful Boy if you don’t believe me, a book that, in Greer’s own words is “full of pictures of ‘ravishing’ pre-adult boys with hairless chests, wide-apart legs and slim waists”.)
So if you don’t mind, shut your mouth, keep your head down, and go back to your gardening you bitter, stupid, withered old cunt.
And for fuck’s sake put some makeup on…
Nominated by: Colin Murray’s Brain
( …and some clothes FFS! Ed. )
It’s a shame there’s no time travel. Caravaggio would outpaint this clown while pissed out of his skull and with his eyes shut (and without fucking stencils and spray!). Old Caravaggio would then challenge Bansky to a poker game (and take him to the cleaners!), then challenge him to a duel, and the knock seven shades of shite out of the fraudulent fucker.
Seems the cunt has been caught on CCTV: dressed as some kind of workman. He won’t get nicked though (I’d put bets on it!). Going around disguised as ordinary, honest working folk, while he and his toadies spray shit on walls in the middle of the night?! Sounds like a fucking weirdo to me…
Nominated by: Norman Whiteside
Why do you think the cunt styles himself “Banksy”? Touch of post-modernist irony donchaknow. Every time he gets one of his stooges to stencil a “creation” on a khazi wall vast sums of dosh appear like magic in his bank account
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
Nominated by: Bloke in Holland
I had the misfortune to switch on the TV and catch an eyeful of Austria’s absolute cunt of a Eurovision entry last night. Some bloke (I think) wearing a dress and dolled up like a ten quid slapper.
It will probably win too due to being so ‘brave’ as to come out with a full fucking beard dressed as a tart.
Stupid cunt.
Nominated by : Odins Balls
Oh yeah, Eurovision. It will be won by someone from scandinavia or the ex soviet states. No song from eurovision has charted in a high position since about 1992, so what was the point? And how is Israel or Russia part of europe? Was it supposed to unite us? Wonder who the Ukraine jury will vote for this year. Actually I don’t care.
Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart
Nominated by: Bobby Chartcunt
Football is a boring, overrated game played by overpaid primadonnas who think they’re something fucking special just because they can kick a ball.
Nothing but surrogate warfare for brain-dead tribalist wankers. Should be fucking banned.
Nominated by: David Fuckham