Eurovision – the only time a cuntfest of talentless individuals all singing in one place ever comes close is a Royal Variety Concert or of a Take That reunion. And lets not get started on that Mincing Cunt Norton.
Nominated by: Bloke in Holland
I had the misfortune to switch on the TV and catch an eyeful of Austria’s absolute cunt of a Eurovision entry last night. Some bloke (I think) wearing a dress and dolled up like a ten quid slapper.
It will probably win too due to being so ‘brave’ as to come out with a full fucking beard dressed as a tart.
Stupid cunt.
Nominated by : Odins Balls
Oh yeah, Eurovision. It will be won by someone from scandinavia or the ex soviet states. No song from eurovision has charted in a high position since about 1992, so what was the point? And how is Israel or Russia part of europe? Was it supposed to unite us? Wonder who the Ukraine jury will vote for this year. Actually I don’t care.
Nominated by: The Oncoming Fart
There has only ever been one Eurovision act that was half decent: Abba. The best half being Agnetha and Frida, of course….
Britain was so desperate to win it at one point, they even got a load of garish Yanks (Katrina and the Cunting Waves) to represent the UK… And old Engelbert in Azerbaijan was just fucking laughable….
And that uphill garderner, Graham Norton: Mincing around, referring to the UK as ‘We’ and wearing a Union Jack waistcoat on television? You are fucking Irish, you judas poofter!
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And Agnetha’s album ‘A’ isn’t half bad either – even the duet with Gary Barlow!
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Forgot to put my fucking name in… The thought of those Scouse bastards snatching the league title is causing me some considerable stress…
Anyway, and again….
There has only ever been one Eurovision act that was half decent: Abba. The best half being Agnetha and Frida, of course….
Britain was so desperate to win it at one point, they even got a load of garish Yanks (Katrina and the Cunting Waves) to represent the UK… And old Engelbert in Azerbaijan was just fucking laughable….
And that uphill garderner, Graham Norton: Mincing around, referring to the UK as ‘We’ and wearing a Union Jack waistcoat on television? You are fucking Irish, you judas poofter!
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Reasons to be proud:
We always get max points as the most hated nation on earth and Eurovision proves it. So let’s sit back, down a few sherberts and take the piss.
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With you on that one Sir Limply. Also enjoying that there are some gorgeous women not wearing much, which is wasted on the majority of audience, who are women, and gay men. (OK, I might be exaggerating and stereotyping a little, or possibly a lot). I Think that UKIP will be sponsoring it next year
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Inspired by what I have heard so far. This is me favourite from Transvesterbijan:
Eurovision Cuntski
La la la la la la la la
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
What a load of old euro slock ba ba
got me cock stuck in me frock la la
seemed a good idea at the time ba ba
a tranny singing in double rhyme la la
Now a rocket’s gone up me arseski ba ba
an’ it kooks like I’m comin’ lastski la la
null points is the worst of fates ba ba
so finish with a slapper on skates la la
Euro euro euro cuntski ruskie cuntski
and krauty cuntski, froggy cuntski
and dago cuntski, yiddie cuntski
spikky cuntski, double dutch cuntski
cuntski, cuntski, cuntski, cuntski
eurovision cuntski cuntski unite
La la la la la la la la la
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Bollockski!!
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Actually here’s one me old mate Chas C did back in 2011 :
http://chascmusic.wordpress.com/2011/10/18/eurotrash/
(It didn’t win!)
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Blimey Mother O’Reilly! Just got round to cocking me shell like and Chas’s song is indeed total eurocock so should walk it in high heels, chin beard and lurex syrup.
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They are all so fucking old – fat 60 year old mental cunts with hair-gel, florescent white plastic teeth, and skinny jeans (like Sir Limply Stoke).
If you had 5 minutes to make up a song – you could do better than these cunts.
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Cheek you rat arsed wanker. I knocked me song up in 30 secs. And I will have you know I wear me jeans ragamuffin style. The only style that fits me arse.
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FFS! The bearded transvestite cunt won it.
You couldn’t make it up, could you…?
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The retards that vote (all the idiot shit bags under 20 years old) have been conditioned from infant school to university (day prisons for unemployable illiterate innumerate junkies) to worship sodomy and inter-racial fornication.
The fucking cunts talk like they have just stepped off a banana boat from Jamaica, and start tearing up about the rights of arse bandits and blacks.
Apparently it’s a fundamental human right to fuck kids up the arse and breed 10 half-castes, according to the mindless sheep generation.
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I fucking knew it would.
Conchita sausage or whatever it was meant to be called gave a gushing speach about tolerance and European unity while Graham Norton was trying to explore it’s marmite motorway with his tongue.
What a cunt. What a pair of cunts.
The Polish tarts should have won it purely on sluttiness alone. looking on the bright side they will be back working at the rub-a-tug massage parlour on Monday charging £50 a go or £80 the pair for half an hour.
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Yep! Eurovision. In a class of it’s own…
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Bugger me. Should have entered me song sung by Grayson Perry. I knocked it up before I clapped eyes on the Orrstrian tranny. Total fake cliche cunt that “won” coming out with the peace love crap at the end made me puke. Still will try harder for next year. Already got the title “Bugger Me”.
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All the media are calling the perverted arse-sucker a ‘she’.
I note they don’t call peter kay’s body double, Clare Balding, ‘he’.
Let’s start calling these tranny bitches ‘he’.
“Here he comes, Moochelle Obama in a fetching frock.” etc.
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