Gareth Bale

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I suppose at the end of the day we´re all in it for the money but most of us at least have some self pride and put an effort into earning our wages. Unless you are Gareth Bale, that is.

This guy, who is now 32 and nearing the end of his career, has done virtually nothing for the last five or six years for his club – Real Madrid – or his country Wales – except expand his bank balance.

He (or his agent) managed to get some watertight contract that means Real Madrid – which paid a world record transfer fee of 100 million euros – can´t get rid of him although they hate him and has allowed him to make a fortune for doing nothing. Real were so pissed off they “loaned” him to his old team Spurs where, guess what, he spent more time on the substitutes bench than on the field.

I had actually forgotten about him until I read today that he has just made his first appearance in nearly six months and hit the bar in a game in which Real Madrid drew 0-0 with Villarreal. This was his first game since August 28 last year. Pity he didn´t actually score. If so, he could have asked for a raise from his current wage of nearly US$700,000 a week.

Top 10 highest-paid soccer players in the world in 2021:
https://www.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2021/08/31/612e3f93e2704ee36d8b463e.html

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Jeremy Vine [7]

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Jeremy Vine is a cunt, we recently switched to radio2 in work due to all the noise and signal problems with DAB.

So with radio 2 you get this cunt Jeremy Vine, sometimes it’s interesting but more often than not its just verbal diariouh, cunt boy is talking about the cunt cyclists getting killed by trucks, where they have ridden up the side of a truck in traffic on the inside (these fuckers do this all the time), anyway JV says it’s not the fault of the fuck monkey cyclists, it’s the fault of the drivers and all vehicles with any blind spot should be taken off the road.
This means lorries, buses, bin lorries, vans, certain cars, ambulances, police, fire engines.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1564990/highway-code-BBC-Jeremy-vine-wades-in-cyclists-more-important-drivers-UK-london

So Jeremy you thick cunt 6 hours of that and the whole country will gind to a halt you stupid fuck, bellends like this clown are exactly the twats who slide down the sides of lorries and put themselves in harms was. Wouldn’t it be better for common sense to be activated and even if there isn’t a danger sign, the brain should tell you it’s not a good idea.
JV goes on to say cyclists are more important than other road users, it would be interesting to see how new push bikes are delivered to bike shops without the blind spot infested cyclist killer van.

So JV is a cunt who if he believes his own bullshit must be on fucking drugs, what an absolute cunt…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Extra petard hoisting provided by CuntyMort:

For your pleasure cunters, everyones favorite cunt on radio 2 Jeremy Vine. This dozy bellend was too posh to ride on the road like other cunts on two wheels. Instead Jeremy decides he was going to ride on grass, hit a divot and had to be rushed to hospital. Fortunately Jeremy hit his head and blacked his eye.

A great pity the injuries were not more severe and we could have a rest from the twat.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10519373/Jeremy-Vine-told-lucky-away-black-eye-penny-farthing-accident.html

Cardiff City Council

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https://m.facebook.com/groups/1825683337761018/permalink/3018981175097889/

I would like to nominate Cardiff council as cunts, absolute cunts without a clue, Cardiff is being ruined and not even slowly these days.
We have fucked roads, half the lanes being turned into cycle lanes,gay rainbow police cars, guess the bin day, 20 watt Street lights they seem to want to follow the non plan plan.
The latest bumfuckery literally to be dumped on its people of Cardiff, now we are going to have gay painted road crossings, I don’t mean the usual Cardiff Frogger Road crossings on the brow of a hill or a blind junction either, you know the ones we’re you look both ways, hope for the best and then run like fuck dodging dooshka taxi drivers, (I could understand a rainbow painted one of those) these are literally the main drag outside Cardiff Castle painted with the fruits rainbow.
The gay LGTYFCJGHRDSVHNHVGUINM has got quite out of hand in my opinion, it has gone from something that was illegal, to legalised, to tolerated, to grudgingly accepted, to not respected but not allowed to take the piss and now celebrated and strait normal people made to feel like they are somehow in the wrong.
There was one killed a while back in a park late at night recently, looks as if he tried to proposition a couple of crack heads and his advances were not appreciated.
When will these groups realise by ramming this kind of bollocks down people’s throats donsnt help their situation, BLM being a perfect example, a group who went public saying only their lives matter and anyone who says no all lives matter was a waaaysist
So wondering what the next shocker is going to be from Cardiff Council, I think we are just going to look forward to being put out of our misery if it means saving us from these cunts…

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Joe Biden’s Mother

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Joe Biden ( Mainly his family of plastic paddies)

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/joe-biden-mother-disliked-england-195842404.html

I fucking hate Plastic Paddies. Especially American Cunts who think because they have a spec of Irish Blood that they shit shamrocks, piss Guinness must hate the British and love “the cause”.

Basically Biden allegedly said his Mother refused to sleep in a bed at a hotel that was once used by the Queen. I thought alright bit bigoted but she may from Ireland back when it was fighting for its independence and its civil war. Nope she was born in fucking PENNSYLVANIA, good old US Of A!

I bet she never took a walk down the streets of Belfast during the troubles. Look in the eyes of the widows, orphans whose relatives died because of “the cause”.

It was Yanks like this who helped fund and arm the IRA during the Troubles which dried up after 9/11 right when IRA said they lay down their arms for good. Funny that, looks like the Plastic Paddy gravy train stopped.

Biden hates us just like Barry Obama over stupid bullshit that happened years in the past.

It boils me piss.

Nominated by: Twatus Cuntus

A side note worth mentioning from arfurbrain:

Hope he knows (and she knew) that Pennsylvania was named after admiral William Penn who was as English as me.

The Queen

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The Queen.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10498195/Prince-Charles-tests-positive-Covid-forced-self-isolation.html

No “Do not resuscitate” note put on her chart as she’s dumped out of a hospital to die alone in a care-home for Her Majesty…a fucking team of Doctors monitoring the old Bag 24 hours a day,no doubt. Shame her team of Doctors weren’t available to look after other Old Cunts instead of crawling around kissing the arse of the “Big Boss” of spoiled,stupid, greedy parasites that she calls family.

Shove the old trout in some dank high-rise flat with drug-dealing Sooties on one side and Muzza taxi-driving child-botherers on the other…or,better still,round up her and her fucking clan and ship them all off to a cosy cellar in Yekaterinburg.

She’s a ruddy marvel, ain’t she

Nominated by Dick Fiddler