Parents Giving their Children Stupid Names
Elon Musk and his tart, Grimes, recently named their second child Exa Dark Sideræl, or “Y” for short (don’t ask because I don’t know!)
This follows on from another child of theirs called X AE A-XII, or “X” for short.
Musk also has 5 other children, Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon and Damian, most of which are at least remotely familiar.
Of course this stupid name calling isn’t a new thing. I’m sure most of us remember Bob Geldof naming his kids, Trixibelle, Peaches and Pixie with the late Paula Yates.
And there are plenty of other examples of celebs giving their kids stupid names purely for the attention, and with little thought for the poor kid stuck with a stupid name for the rest of its life.
But its not just celebs is it. Ordinary people are just as stupid. For example what are the odds that if your surname is King you’re going to name your child “Andrew” so as to make A King. Very original!
Or Hunt, and Mike.
Or File and Peter
Or Kerr and Ewan
I really don’t know what these parents were thinking at the time, but labeling your kid with a stupid fucking name is just asking for a lifetime of ridicule and bullying.
There is an exception of course, and that’s Lewis Hamilton – or Cunt for short!
Nominated by Technocunt
