Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin [3]


Mad Vlad? I have been studying his Czarship of All The Russias ever since he emerged out of the KGB in East Germany. Obviously has put on weight and his little piggy eyes have almost vanished into his fat cheeks and he is no longer pictured riding bears bare chested but for those with the eyes to see the air of menace is still there beneath the veneer of gangster power. Puts me in mind of The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui. As ever Brecht got there first.

Putin’s journey is a familiar one, he has eliminated or bought off all internal opposition and is now out on his own, a dangerous and self destructive place to be. Perhaps he has forgotten where he came from and who helped him get here. The KGB’s closest Western parallel is The Mob. Both exist to make money and what or who is bad for business is eliminated. Targeted sanctions will not go down well in those circles.

Mr Putin should know this and cast his mind back over various anti-business operations starting with the ice pick in Trotsky’s skull, the execution of Beria, the withdrawal of life saving drugs from Stalin, irradiated umbrella tips on Waterloo Bridge, irradiated cups of tea, Novichok in perfume bottles and on door handles and last but not least the boosting of individuals head first from fifth floor windows.

The KGB may yet prove to be the saviour of the world. They also do nice funerals.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Seconded by: MMCM

Vladimir Putin and the pathetic West.

Surely Putin is one of the biggest cunts out there? Launching a full scale invasion on a peaceful nation that poses no threat and justifying it by reference to some hocus pocus about the integrity of the historical Russian nation. The only problem is that the Ukrainians do not see themselves as Russians and Kiev was a flourishing and important city whilst Moscow was still a forest.

Putin might be a cunt, with his big desks, big watches and titanic offices and his penchant for humiliating underlings, but he’s a smart one. He has the feeble and decadent West either dancing to his tune or panicking when they realise they are too feeble and gutless to stop him.

Because the reverse side of this cunting is the West, specifically the European Western Liberal order and those who have spinelessly allowed Putin to get away with his antics for years, encouraged him by buying his gas whilst failing to spend on their own military and defense but relying on the Americans instead whilst abusing them and calling them “warmongers”.

Between them, Putin and the feeble West, they have cooked up the mother of international crises.

According to Francis Fukuyama history ended with the fall of the Soviet Union. Well, it looks like it’s back with a vengeance.

Cunts.

https://unherd.com/2022/02/vladimir-putins-dangerous-madness/

With additional commentary from Everyonesacunt:

War in Europe. That’s a Cunt. A dangerous cruel scary ? Cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-60501632

https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/russia-ukraine-us-allies-sanctions

It seems history is sort of repeating itself. Mad dictator enters another state to protect his people within that state. Sounds very familiar and very scary.

Putin must be feeling his age and would like to be known for something other than a crook.

https://www.forces.net/news/putin-full-tonto-over-ukraine-says-defence-secretary

King of the world perhaps. He has always seen himself has some kind of bear wrestling macho saviour of the Russian empire

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/884459736/putin-pillow-vladimir-putin-riding-a?ref=pla_sameshop_listing_top-1&frs=1

Now war is a proper Cunt hundreds thousands millions of innocent people are murdered raped killed. And war today in Europe against a foe with arms capable of destroying the entire planet ? is a big Cunt. Ps so is the little mad man with the big fucking ego.( Putin).

The Cunt seems that he really wants to bow out with a bang.

Richard Osman [2]


Richard Osman is a cunt.

On House of Games (tonight on Dave) he referred to TV presenter Michelle Ackerly as “English”.

She is of Ghanaian and Nigerian descent! At most, she’s BRITISH, but she certainly ain’t English! Gotta praise him for actually saying ENGLISH though, as that’s pretty much become a dirty word (if I say I’m English, I am usually judged as racist).

Nominated by: ElDiablo666

E. J. Renold

“PROFESSOR” E.J. RENOLD:

Please keep a welcome in the hillside and a leek in your trouser pockets for this four-eyed daft-as-a-brush looking “Professor” in Wales who is “concerned” about “homophobia and transphobia” in schoolchildren as young as six:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-60303321

One young girl, of the lesbian persuasion was so traumatised when she heard hurty words at the age of 6. When my son was six all he worried about was what sweets he would buying with his 10 pence, I doubt he would have even known what a poofter was when he was six, unless he had teachers like mine (well, when I was a bit older than six, granted), unless the current lot d a lot of mincing and before lessons prepare themselves with some foundation round their mirrors with lights all round them.

The more of an industry The Gayness becomes the more half witted idiots like Miss. Renold and her pals will hitch up their Y-Fronts and jump on the bandwagon. Call me old-fashioned if you like, but six year olds should know little or nothing about the birds and the bees and certainly not two bees or two birds. That is best left to specialist websites when boys are old enough to know what their right hands are for, or girls want to start a strumming contest and comparing dildos or jiggle balls in the privacy of a public lavatory.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The Police (4) and The Met (4)

Police are cunts. As the nation is still recovering from the kidnap rape and murder of Sarah Everard (33) by a serving met officer, another police officer has decided to commit rape. This officer has just been charged. With atrocities like these committed by those who are supposed to protect us from crimes, how are we expected to have faith in our police forces? How many more have committed crimes we don’t yet know? How many are now joining the police simply to do such things? I think its about time we took an in-depth look at our police forces, and the justice system as a whole, and weed out all these criminals. One extra note: Sarah Everards attacker, Wayne Couzens, is now applying to have his sentence reduced! It seems life in prison is too much for a cop who kidnaps rapes and murders. Fucking bellend!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59944241

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/met-police-racist-sexist-report-b2004886.html

Nominated by ElDiablo666…

With further musings from Ron Knee:

The Mess at the Met

I recently put up a nom about the erosion of public confidence in the police. This stemmed from a constant drip of reports detailing cases of incompetence, sleaze and downright thuggery by the police nationwide.

Unsurprisingly, at the epicentre of this unsavoury mess is the Metropolitian Police, with a recent report damning the Met as being ‘institutionally corrupt’. Matters have come to a head following the latest scandal involving seedy goings-on at Charing Cross cop shop.

Things are so bad that even smug arsehole Sadiq Khant has apparently woken up to the gravity of the situation. The esteemed Mayor of old Landan tahn has given Met chief Cressida Dickhead ‘days or weeks’ to get a grip on things. Or else.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10493141/Cressida-Dick-DAYS-clean-Met-shes-OUT.html

It’s a bloody shambolic state of affairs. A shit shower. Oh, and here’s today’s creature from the swamp;

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/metropolitan-police-sex-assault-andrew-kirkland-b2007849.html

Oi! Yer fackin’ nicked, the lot uv ya!