“I Wouldn’t Wish This On My Worst Enemy”


Anyone that says this that isn’t after them saying that they were fucked up the arse with a dead hedgehog for forty years non stop whilst giving head to Diane Abbot after eating the klingons around David Lammies arse whilst fingering a dead cats arse ( you get the picture ) are Cunts.

I hear it quite regularly on the radio and in particular this hard done by bint on tonight’s TalkRADIO who went on about something that happened to her a while back blah , blah blah blah, waffle waffle worst enemy.

No love, I can think of lots of things to do to my worst enemy than lock them up in a prison for a month.
It’s been a long day. I’m grumpy and she pissed me off.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

Anneliese Dodds [3]


See her in all her decaying splendour. , however it is not her fading glory, or the stink of halitosis that we are cunting today, but her latest hairbrained scheme, no doubt approved by Sir Kweer. From her Twatter 12/13 February:

Anneliese Dodds ?@AnnelieseDodds·18hUnder the Tories, four in five black people have less than £1500 in savings to cope with soaring bills.

Labour’s energy plan would cut £200 off household energy bills.

And we’d bring in a Race Equality Act to tackle structural racial inequality at source. https://www.independent.co.uk
Majority of Black households have less than £1,500 savingsExclusive: Labour says figures ‘a damning indictment of over a decade of Conservative failure to tackle deep-seated structural inequalities’

Well – would you believe it – Albert Steptoe in bloomers plays the race card. I wonder if the likes of Lammy, Chukka Umunna, Dawn Butler and Claudia Webbe will be able to get “help” of a financial sort. Is it true every black person hasn’t got a pot to piss in – and ONLY black people?, what about the thousands of white people very badly off?. Do Labour give a fuck?. They will do till May, then up to the general election

Labour love “victims” and the victims love to play the victims and we all know they are fancy free – that is, if it is free, they fancy it.

Could Dettol arrange a one-off payment to AnalEase to get her to clean up all the crud off herself and to get her privy parts germ free.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Barrowford Primary School


Barrowford Primary School, Lancashire has decided to ban meat… permanently!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17631295/school-bans-meat-vegetarian-packed-lunches/

In a letter to parents last week, head indoctrinator Rachel Tomlinson said she had made the decision to “stop climate change”. She highlighted that the livestock industry has a huge carbon footprint and that meat and dairy products “come at a huge environmental cost”. The letter concluded: “If you still want to send packed lunches, could you please consider meat-free options to further support us in doing our bit to reduce carbon emissions as a school community?”

Fuck off.

Okay…. so not content with indoctrinating our children with woke lefty nonsense and forcing them wear masks, they now want to deprive them of a healthy, balanced diet, do they?

Kids growing up today will make the soppy millennial generation and Gen Z appear lions by comparison.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

With additional (unsubstantiated) factoids provided by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

and Rachel Tomlinson is fully aware of course that lefty woe meat free tofu has over 40x the carbon footprint of pork? Along with Nutella which is 50% palm oil poisoning children and killing orangutans and contributing to massive rainforest deforestation. Thick dappy retarded cretinous woke jump on the bus retard. Cunt

Justin Welby (16)

Beam me up Scotty!

Wokery and the hipocrisy of Justin Welby and the Church of England.

Yes it’s virtuous Justin again. Taking time out from the hard graft of archbishoping.

”Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby criticises delay in removing slavery plaque.
Mr Welby criticised delays in taking down a plaque to slavery financier Tobias Rustat at a Cambridge college chapel.
“Why is it so much agony to remove a memorial to slavery?” he said.”

This is from a man who alledgedly covered up kiddy fiddling in his organisation. For decades.
This from an organisation that definitely benefitted not just from the slave trade but also the poverty of British people.

Here’s a thought. Sell off the buildings and treasure the CoE has ownership of. In the fucking £billions. All funded by dubious means. And use it to make restitution to the poor black people starving in the UK because their ancestors were stolen from their lands of milk and honey. Perhaps they might use the money and go back to the paradise that is Africa. Or send it to their kinfolk in Calais to buy pedalos.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60311332

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Common (Sounding) TV presenters


It seems the modern way to present TV now is to do away with received pronunciation and bring in people who ‘doesn’t talk likes I does’.
(Received Pronunciation is the accent traditionally regarded as standard for British English – NA)

Now, I don’t mind people presenting if they don’t have received pronunciation, but they seem to seek out ‘efniks’ and ignorant types who sound like they have the IQ of an ameoba. They also seem to have an annoying habit of taking like they’re presenting a kids television show, even if presenting crime documentaries or sporting events.

At least get someone on who doesn’t sound like they’ve just done a drug deal on a Peckham street corner for ‘fack’s sake!’

All box ticking bollocks.

And no, I don’t pay the BBC licence before you ask, I just caught a bit elsewhere. I’d like to watch sport again one day, without getting fucking annoyed, but it seems that’s not going to stop anytime soon.

Cunts

https://inews.co.uk/sport/olympics/bbc-winter-olympics-commentators-beijing-2022-line-up-presenters-pundits-every-sport-1443655

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks