The Chinese

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TheFaceOfFuManchu23

The Chinese are rude miserable cunts who come here, set up fucking rancid takeaways and soak up the benefits of our society whilst putting nothing back in.

“Vely, vely good mr Clamoron” For fucks sake.

The Chinese prop up North Korea, a desperate shithole of mad slitty eyed gooks who eat thier own people and stick most of then in death camps. Led by a fat yellow ugly evil little stunted cunt who was educated in Switzerland.The Chinese cunts use North Korea as a dog to bark at the west.

And stupid cunts in the west still buy tons of crappy shit from the chinky bastards!!

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

Ed Miliband [5]

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Ed Wallace Miliband

Ed Milipede is a cunt. First of all, for bragging that he’s bringing back socialism. Who told the cunt there was a demand for it? What lying sack of rat vomit looked Milibong in the eye and said ‘boss, we’ve been out on the streets, and what the entire population of the UK told us was, we want socialism. Well, the ones who spoke English did anyway’.

There’s also the fact that the cunt took to the stage to do his ‘I’m one of you poor plebs’ act…whilst wearing a fucking £750 tailor made suit. Actually, he should be cunted just for giving Chuka ‘Britain’s Obama’ Umunna a place on the front bench. Britain’s Obama. Not unless he’s talking about Cyril Obama, a toilet attendant from Barnsley.

Being a politician, Militwat is expected to talk shite, but this cunt really goes above and beyond with it. He almost makes Clegg look honest.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Mothers in law

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mother-in-law

My mother in law is a useless dodering playing for symapthy alcoholic TV hogging old cunt who stashes my booze away when she comes round with her fucking miserable cunt of a dog who marks my carpets with it fucking dirty feet and shits horredous ammounts of brown stinking excrement in my lovely garden.

So I give the four legged cunt a good kick when no ones looking.

“Don’t hang the washing out, I’ll fucking do it!!” I say as she makes a bee line for the washing machine.
Funny how she can work a fucking washing machine, but the shrivelled old grey cunt can’t operate a fucking TV set up and wants me to put on her blue rinse prime time cunt fest that is ‘Downton Abbey’ for fucks sake.

The cunt can’t cook either, “do you want to make dinner?” she asks, then adds “you’re the cook after all”

???? fucking radge old cunt. Fuck off!!

I am going to give in to the urge to push the old windbag down the stairs in the hope she’ll break her fucking neck in the fall thereby stopping her from using any more of my valuable oxygen.

Then the dog goes to the local abbatoir! Arf!

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

Theresa May

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theresamay

No one’s cunted that hideous and ugly multiple Jimmy Choo wearing slap headed syrup wearing cunt Theresa ‘we’re no longer the nasty party’ May anywhere.

She is the most inept and useless entity since John Major.

What purpose does she serve? Fuck all from what I can see. They must have some real hillbilly retards in Maidenhead in Berkshire where she’s the local MP. Fucking dickwads.

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish