Steve Punt

Posted on January 15, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Steve Punt. That’s not a name, that’s rhyming slang – and most apposite rhyming slang too in this instance.

Half of “Punt and Dennis” and often employed as a talking head on documentaries about comedians where he is frequently – and erroneously – described as a “comedy writer”. Anyone who has ever had the misfortune to hear ‘The Now Show’ or remembers Punt and Dennis’s tumbleweed moments in ‘The Mary Whitehouse Experience’ will know that there is no conceivable way that Punt could ever be considered a writer of comedy. Comedy writing requires not just technical skill, it requires an instinct and flair for the comedic – an instinct and flair which Punt the Cunt is sorely lacking. Punt is a cunt who mistakes sarcastic delivery for comedy.

I remember Newman and Baddiel (the other half of the ‘Mary Whitehouse Experience’ team) once saying something along the lines of “trying to make a comedy show with those two was like trying to create a great concept album, but being forced to share half the tracks with Showaddywaddy”.

Steve Punt is not funny. Steve Punt is just a cunt.

Nominated by: Fred West

The United States of France

Posted on January 14, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

In the wake orf the Paris killings I would remind our froggy friends that Obama takes every opportunity to remind the world that the French are America’s oldest allies. Hollande basks in Obama’s shadow. You may have taken Britain’s place at the yankee top table mes amis but as the waves orf synthetic grief sweep la belle France, is the free admission to the number one spot on the jihaddi hate list worth it? No doubt Monsewer Hollande has taken to wearing his mackintosh and crash helmet again.

We do not forget how Obama managed to forget the British involvement in the D Day landings and the liberation of France during the recent remembrance observances when the only Head orf State who had actually served during WW11, HM The Queen, was sidelined.

While I find the machine gunning of a few fucking journalists understandable, what I cannot condone is the perfectly predictable outpouring orf liberal wailing and solidarity that has followed. That is down to you, you cunts in black. Candles, cuddly toys, cliched slogans, twittershit, grieving widows snivelling to camera, France has caught the fucking spirit orf Diana. Rumours orf a free concert in Paris from Elton John. Jihaddis take note.

Obama has been pushing the line orf Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité (LEF), French spiritual founding fathers orf the American Constitution ect ect. We know that the twisted cunt hates anything British but worth reminding ourselves that the French still actually have colonies or as they like to term it “colonial relationships” and were renowned for their sadistic rule and involvement in the slave trade. Froggy political hacks queuing up to puff France and LEF. I seem to recall that the high flown ideals orf LEF soon degenerated into The Reign Of Terror. Well mes amis, you have it now.

Je suis cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Sinead O’Connor

Posted on January 13, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

O’ Connor is such a twat… Sang the praises of the IRA for years. Not been musically relevant for years either (if ever!). Yet she gets on the Band Aid download (it is not a single/record/45) because she crawls around Geldof’s arse… She has always thrived on controversy instead of relying on talent. Among her many pearls was when she said, ‘Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He was just a very fucked up person.’ Plenty of people are fucked up. But they don’t murder en masse, you silly twisted Catholic bald cunt…

I remember she was on a TV show in 1990. I was there with the Happy Mondays (I used to help them with the amps and all that). O’Connor was being a self righteous, miserable and pompous pain in the arse. Shaun Ryder told her she needed a good shagging to cheer herself up and that she was on a permanent period… Good to see she hasn’t changed…

Nominated by: Norman

Sinead O’Connor is a cunt. Did you see her on that latest Band Aid wank?
Useless fucking wastrel / toothless harpie / Dave / disabled toilet.

Nominated by: Brian Cunt

Darts

Posted on January 12, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Darts needs a massive cunting…

When I was a lad it was a man’s game: with fellahs just drinking beer and playing darts… Now even this has been americanized and turned into a tacky spectacle… All these cunts in fancy dress with the ridiculous stunts and other bullshit… The darts fan is now one of the biggest breed of cunts…

And darts player, Peter Wright, is a gargantuan “look at me!” tosspot…

Nominated by: Norman

Alex Salmond [7]

Posted on January 11, 2015 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Alex Salmond, former First Minister of Scuntland, is a right cunt!

Instead of cunting his barren wife he cunted Scuntland instead and when the cunt didn’t get the result he wanted he fucked off and left another proper cunt in charge.

Nominated by: Lord Cuntingdong