Pearly King’s and Queens

Pearly King’s and Queens are cunts.

‘Doing the Lambeth walk’ Fuck off you cunts,
‘My old man said follow the van’ yeah follow the van off the cliffs of Dover and do us a favour and return the pearls to the sea.

The cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt

Peter Ammon


Germany’s outgoing ambasador to the Court of St James, Peter Ammon, says that Brits should stop going on about being so bloody independent, that it isn’t WWII any longer, and that we all have to stand together, united…

Oddly enough, on the very same day, we learn that, almost 80 years on, VW (remember the “Kraft durch Freude gassing-wagen” scam, would anyone buy a used / non-existant car from these cunts ?), BMW, Mercedes et al. have been up to their old tricks, using car engines to…gas monkeys, who, apparently, watched cartoons during the “prozess.”

Wot, no Wagner operas ?? Or Goethe poetry (the deluded twat who wrote the Ode to Joy lyrics that even van Beethoven nearly ditched)…That’s a let-down for Vaterlandischer-Kultur !!

WTF is it about these guys and their gas fixation ?? And they imply that WE haven’t learnt.
Fackin hypokrauts.

I wonder if Ammon has seen the Merkelfuhrer’s fanny by gaslight…

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Oprah Winfrey [3]


Oprah Winfrey is long overdue a formal cunting.

Where the fuck to start… ignoring the fact that this human-sized stool sample has forged a media empire on the back of cod-psychology and psychobabble, this monster of a cunt as transmogrified through the years into some kind of Mother-Earth figure for the vapid Hollywood champagne socialists, luvvies and smug cunt liberal elite.

The crimes from this cunt are many; we could talk about simply how shit her programmes are, or how his cunt now has an ego the size of her monstrous arse. Perhaps her sudden expertise in the field of sports doping when she interviewed Lance Armstrong. Nah. I’d prefer to recall a couple of ‘cunt for the ages’ incidents instead.

Remember a few years ago when Oprah had a ‘das racis’ moment, when a Swiss handbag store reportedly ‘refused’ to sell her an expensive handbag? Of course, Oprah, with her lower-third increasingly resembling a collapsed colostomy bag, had to tell the world she had encountered a racist store on Europe. It didn’t take long before journos deduced which one it was; putting unfair spotlight on a lowly shop assistant for a simple ‘that’s expensive’ comment. You fucking diva shitcunt.

The other one is of course her recent speech at the Golden Globe awards – of course I didn’t watch it you cunts, I read about it – jumping with maximum fucking weight right onto the overflowing MeToo bandwagon, almost making the horse lame in the process.

But in the midst of all that self-promotion and right-on empowerment independent sista sileage, she forgot to mention that for years, she’d had close ties with none other than Harvey Weinstein (google both their names together and a dearth of info on them, with one Weinstein accuser regaling how he used his Oprah connection to get vulnerable women). So not just a cunt. Not just a sanctimonious cunt. Not just a hideous-looking cunt. But also an enormous, hypocritical cunt.

File this one under ‘not many cuntings, but still posessing cuntitude that can be seen from space’.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Oprah the goddess of cunt cuntery. She is long over due for the celebrity coveted cunt award.

Oprah was last nominated in 2010. Since then, she has cuntcocted so much of her specific brand of hypocritical, phony and VERY profitable cuntributions to screwing-up society that I personally do not even know where to begin. Maybe her cozy-cunting-up to Harvey Weinstein for decades, and then setting herself up as a hero of women is a good place.

Literally too much Oprah cuntiness to choose from. All hail the 2020 President of all American Cunts.

Nominated by Bluntcunt

Spielberg’s “The Post”

I would like to nominate the film “The Post” for a cunting.

The film is based on (as much as Tinsel Town can muster without deviation from being “on message”) the fact that in the early 70’s the press wanted to expose the real reason behind the conflict in Vietnam. Blah, blah, blah.

The real reason behind the film is that it portrays the way that the US government of the time tried to pooh-pooh the meejah as being untrustworthy and not promoting the facts.

This is a thinly veiled put down of the current US administration (basically Trump bashing) by proxy inferring that all the liberalist, globalist, snowflake bullshit we get spoon fed from the media outlets are all true and Trump is all false.

This is a ploy as old as time itself. During the reign of Queen Elizabeth I into the reign of James I (James VI of Scotland) Robert Cecil was their chief advisor. He was trusted in this role but universally hated by those from without.

To directly smear Cecil would have no doubt been to sign ones own death warrant and therefore they used proxies to deliver their message instead. The proxy in this case was the play Richard III penned by William Shakespeare.

Change Shakespeare for Spielberg, Richard III for The Washington Post, and the proxy being Nixon’s Govt in place of the Trump administration and you have the same effect.

Throw in a few ‘A’ lister luvvies – whose grasp on the realities faced by ordinary folk is as far apart as Mercury to Pluto – namely Streep and Hanks then it must all be true and therefore – by proxy – all (lefty) news agencies and meejah outlets must be all telling the truth all the time.

Unfortunately they don’t. In fact it’s very much the opposite.

Since 2016 when they (the liberati) could not believe their luck in having the anointed one Killary Cunton going up against the buffoon Donald Trump – as that was a shoe-in victory wasn’t it – through the realisation that Trump might actually get a few votes, to there being the remotest possibility that he might win, the leftist meejah were on overdrive to rubbish anything and everything to do with the Trump campaign, and even THAT wasn’t enough because Killary was such a cunt candidate!

Since he took office they now look to rubbish his administration at every juncture and most of it is a tissue of lies and yet no fucker is being held accountable for these blatant lies!

That’s because global meejah is now ok with telling lies and not dissing one another for telling lies providing the lies being told are the liberal elite, socio-globalist, “on message” lies they want the masses to believe. Who cares if they’re true or not right!?!

Spielberg I like your movies mate, I really do, but this thinly veiled layer of contempt for your Commander in Chief and his administration, is more of the same neo-liberal “broken record” that we’re sick of hearing from ultra wealthy cunts such as yourself.

Have you ever wondered why Trump actually got in? Maybe it was because ordinary Americans – who are affected by the very real issues of immigration and a shrinking middle class economy – had more of an affinity with what Trump was saying than you do, in your private security ranch, gated home in Malibu, and private estate on the Monterrey Peninsula?

Basically cunts like you are upset that for all your money and wealth, yours is still only one vote and you hate the fact that your vote doesn’t count for more than an ordinary Joe living in Idaho!

Cunt!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Banning pit girls


The latest banning by F1 bosses leads me to think we are really heading in the wrong direction. First it was darts, then boxing and now F1 It may not be important to some, but I for one actually fucking like to look at pretty woman, unashamedly so. I was born this way, can’t help it and I refuse to grovel and apologise for just being a man.

SkyNews have a poll on their website, 16% for the ban and 84% against the ban. But they will still ban it won’t they ? All because some bra-less hairy femanazi’s think it’s demeaning. Personally I think it’s just more minority appeasing/virtue signalling bollocks. I hate where we are heading with this – can’t do this – can’t do that bullshit. These girls do have a choice, take the money or fuck off and go earn a living another way. Just like I do everyday, take a job on if I like the deal or fuck it off if I don’t like the deal. Simple.

What happened to ‘Keep calmn and carry on’. It’s now all ‘Get hysterical and and send in the fun police’. For fucks sake is this the start of the Islamification of our society. Some say they are savages with a centuries old ideology, but it seems we are now aspiring to their levels of zero tolerance, perhaps they are centuries ahead of us because they have been behaving this way for hundreds of years.

People are losing their jobs because they touched a colleague on the knee, or made a pass at them, They call it unwanted sexual advances. Well how the fuck are you supposed to know if it’s wanted or unwanted until you try it on ? Some of you may have been to one of those Argintinean grills where you have a red/green place mat. Red side up means no more meat, green side up means more meat please. That way the waiter doesn’t have to keep asking you. Our woman could do the same to save us from being confused. At the moment they all look like empty plates to us.

Maybe in years to come girls around the world will be gagging for cock simply because men will be to afraid to even think of making the first move.

Nominated by Cunt Vader