Author Archives: A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Apple [4]

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I know the world has gone to shit in a handcart, but FFS! What kind of cunt pays £1,399 for a fucking electronic watch just because – according to Apple – it “inspires wrist envy”??

Presumably the same sort of cunt who pays £499 for the fucking strap to go on it just because it’s made by Hermes and it wraps around your wrist twice so that everyone can tell you’ve got one. Let’s be honest, the watch strap has been around a long time and there’s never been a reason to make it go around your wrist twice. It’s a classic design so why fuck with it? Well, presumably just to inspire wrist envy!!!

And what does the fucking watch do anyway? Well you can use it to make calls because it links to the iPhone in your pocket. Just get the fucking phone out of your pocket you lazy cunts!

And of course you’ll want to upgrade to the iPhone RED so that everyone can see you’re a virtue signalling cunt who pays extra for your phone to support AIDS charities.

Well, here’s a suggestion for all you tossers who want to inspire wrist envy : just tattoo “I’m a cunt” on your wrist. And if you’re embarrassed by it later in life, you can always cover it up with a double looping £499 Hermes watch strap.

You gotta hand it to Apple. They’ve got exploiting snowflakes off to a ‘T’

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Davina McCall [5]

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Davina McCall is a 24/7 cunt, this utter fuckwit who has been on the telly for the last 10 fucking years virtually non stop has said that she thinks having kids is the reason her marriage is going down the laazi….news flash cunt its more likely due to your as good as single husband bringing the kids up on his own as you are never there, and now rather than spend some time with her family she is having a multiple orgasm at the thought of inheriting [i’m a seleb get me out of here] from Alc and Dick, due to his latest fuck up, so no doubt another few months away from her family.
Now I don’t give a flying fuck about Davina McCall but when someone is so obviously the reason for a failed marriage to then come out and blame her kids is hard to swallow,so poor hubby,poor kids and Devina McCunt will be crying when has to cough up half at the divorce court…..ironic considering she has spent the last decade chasing the buck and the attention…..just another attention seeking money grabbing cunt…..

nominated by. fuglyucker

 

Whingeing pensioners

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I realise that some fellow cunters around the globe may take offence at this but I feel I must cunt all the old cunts who have reached “old age ” and start moaning about how little “pension ” they have and why doesn’t the gov’mint pay for their retirement.

Yes, there are some who are deserving but there are a bloody lot more who pissed it all up the wall or were taking holidays or buying flat screens etc they couldn’t afford during their earning years.

I hit 65 this past week, have a couple of million dollars ( Australian ) in personal pension/superannuation. Why? Cos I saw long ago that if I didn’t provide for myself then no other fucker would and why should they?

Don’t get me started on the benefits scroungers. Yes we have them in Australia as well as loads of immigrants.

Nominated by Grumpy Old Cunt

Henry Vincent (2)

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Henry Vincent’s cousin says that in her opinion the people who are ripping down their floral tributes are “scum”.

I wonder what she would call someone who broke into a pensioner’s home with an accomplice to rob the old chap and his invalid wife and threaten them with a screwdriver?

“A loving husband and father of three” perhaps?

Nominated by Allan

Penis Baba

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This isn’t him – but it does prove that any prick can do it !


Pulling power! Indian monk known as Penis Baba ‘uses his genitals to drag a CAR 100ft’ in front of cheering crowds in a ‘sign of true devotion to God’
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A perfect example of the mindset of God-botherers.

Sorry it’s a short nom., but I feel that it stands proud as it is

Nominated (rather aptly!) by Dick Fiddler