Accidents Will Happen

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Two men who police say botched a plan for a shooting after one of them accidentally shot the other in the leg, have been convicted of firearms offences.

The failed criminals, Adam Liaqat and Asad Khan, foiled their own scheme when their gun went off inside their parked car on St Paul’s Road, Smethwick, in the West Midlands, on 23 November.

Detectives say Liaqat, the driver, fired the gun by mistake, leaving his passenger and accomplice, Khan, with serious leg injuries.

A tragic accident indeed.

Firearms,drug dealing,car theft,intent to commit murder?

Just another accident prone day in Modern Britain.

I wonder what sort of sentence they’ll receive?

A community service order?

Filthy cunts.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

74 thoughts on “Accidents Will Happen”

  1. Are there any of you like me, who will go to the trouble of making sure there aren’t any darkles in films and any other dramas you fancy watching ?

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    • It’s getting more difficult Sammy with modern films unless you go for Scandinavian stuff but even those have to the odd soot

      Never watch anything with Eddie Murphy, Will Smith or Whoopi Goldberg, not just these but they are the top three

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      • Yes, Sick of it. That Whoopiee cushion cunt’s best film was her first, when she kept schtum. Now I believe she’s working at the docks as a foghorn.

    • Genuinely depends on legitimate context, Sammy. “Die Hard 3”, with SLJ flips the racist stereotype quite neatly, for example.
      But talking of degenerate sub-human vermin infesting are fair lands, Mrs Pubis and myself have just returned from a short vacation to Copenhagen – almost entirely free of all forms of bottom-feeding scum. So refreshing. Mrs Pubis said she would have liked to visit Malmö (Sweden’s third-largest city, located in the southern province of Scania & connected to Copenhagen, Denmark, by the iconic Öresund Bridge): Until I pointed out that it now has a rather vibrant `cosmopolitan` culture. So we gave it a miss.

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      • I’m glad Mr Pubis, that you also go to such lengths like me to avoid the black cunts.

  2. All joking aside, there’s a serious problem in this country now.
    Almost every day we are reading stories about criminal acts of all levels of severity, carried out by park keys and other Muslim invaders.
    Everything from dodgy corner shops to rape and murder, almost always in areas taken over by park keys and where the fatso’s have been ordered to look the other way.
    Prison won’t work, especially with the leniency shown because of who they are or because of overcrowding.
    We could turn the Isle of Wight into a vast prison and there still wouldn’t be enough room for all of their criminals.
    Deportation is the only answer.
    Most of them hold dual citizenship anyway, even if they were born here, so what’s the problem?
    We need a proper deterrent and I can think of nothing better.

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    • I’m just beginning to think that the white phosphorus grenade cure is not only necessary but entirely appropriate.

      Juries in trials involving pakis now are “coincidentally” blocking conviction,which to anyone with practical experience comes as no surprise,pakis on the jury wilfully ignore evidence.

      It’s the beginning of a vast and rapid descent into partisan anarchy.

      Your health Field Marshal.

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    • The two Parking Stanleys involved in the Manchester Airport fracas are a prime example. One got off Scot free while the other got 42 weeks in chokey. To put that in perspective Lucy Connolly got 31 weeks for a hurty tweet. Are our judges in hoc to the curry shovellers and why have the police become the PPS (Peedo Protection Squad)? This country needs an enema.

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  5. Accidents will happen, that’s how we ended up with our soon to depart, useless prime minister..

    If his working class, factory owning dad had fired up rodneys mums tit’s instead, we would have had one less human rights lawyer. Making money, paving the way for scum like those to settle here.

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    • Simply the next stage in the strategy to transform the UK to a mudslime caliphate.

      I must say, this is one thing Labour does excel at.

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    • Mahmoud giving her fellow religious travellers a free pass. Mrs Cuntolini read out an interview with a Syrian who had made it to UK via Ireland Doc, he claims to have been installed in social housing and is on £500 per week. He further stated that some 20 odd families had followed his route via the Emerald Isle. Needless to say, the smelling salts had to be applied and a bed in our local intensive care ward booked.

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    • Evening Jack and all.

      I know that area of Chertsey well. Hardly deprived, in fact quite the opposite. The filth is extending out now, into the hitherto nicer areas.

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    • GB, once had an empire.

      Now a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE..!

      This is not an accident.

      This is by design..!

      Me thinks this is Uncle Sam’s ultimate plan..!

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  8. England have won a football match.

    Whoopee fucking doo..!

    The fucking country is being invaded and occupied by Muslim third world shite.

    All GB can do is cheer on an overpaid bunch of prima fucking Donna’s at a fucking football match.

    What a total shit show..

    Who gives a fuck about football, sort your country out.

    What a moronic distraction..!

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  9. Why are there no Whities playing in any of the Africunt Cuntries’ Football Teams, Bwana? Many white children were born in Africunt, just as Blicks were (apparently) born in the UK and are therefore (considered!) ‘British’ and eligible to play for any of the UK’s sides…
    Just askin’ on behalf of many disadvantaged ‘pale faces’…

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