Two men who police say botched a plan for a shooting after one of them accidentally shot the other in the leg, have been convicted of firearms offences.
The failed criminals, Adam Liaqat and Asad Khan, foiled their own scheme when their gun went off inside their parked car on St Paul’s Road, Smethwick, in the West Midlands, on 23 November.
Detectives say Liaqat, the driver, fired the gun by mistake, leaving his passenger and accomplice, Khan, with serious leg injuries.
A tragic accident indeed.
Firearms,drug dealing,car theft,intent to commit murder?
Just another accident prone day in Modern Britain.
I wonder what sort of sentence they’ll receive?
A community service order?
Filthy cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Shame it wasn’t a hand grenade.
I’d love to see 4k slow motion footage of a grenade going off inside a car filled with pakıs.
Good morning to one and all.
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I was going to say shame it didn’t rupture the fuel tank, Thomas.
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A fucking car? I think you mean a 77 seater coach
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That’s terrible news.
The owner of the car, when he gets it back, will have to have the damage repaired.
It could be off the road for days.
As for one smelly Pákí shooting another smelly Pákí, who the fuck cares?
Good morning.
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well done Liaquat!👍
its every englishmans dream to shoot a ramjam.
was it the smell that set off your trigger finger?
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The car being used for all this sculldugery must have been the basic model – lacking air con, or a sun roof.
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The state of those inbreds..
I always wonder how that discussion went all those years ago..
“You know what will really improve this country a few million backward low iq savages…
Every politician, civil servant, police chief and judge from the past 30 years, should have as many of these cunts foisted into their homes.
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Car boom ! No one was injured, just the smelly parkies.
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No Darwin award.
What a shame.
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A Khartoum !
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Couldn’t they find a blackleg.
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I’m sure they’ll get the low-force of the law.
They obviously don’t qualify for the full-force
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This type of comedy series have been done to death and can’t see it getting off the ground.
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They were happily sitting in the car listening to the Beatles, Revolver.
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Happiness is a Warm Gun
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What would Allääh say? Do you still receive the 73 virgins if it’s accidental? How could the bearded, holy cunt allow this to happen?
Send these smellies from Paxtan on an accuracy course until their aim improves.
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These days they want the 73 virgins on arrival and the Home Office just obligingly plonks them next to the nearest primary school.
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Multiculturalism is our greatest strength,at least when it comes to organised crime and firearms offences.
I just wish he’d blown his head off.
Trigger happy Oven.
Good morning.
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This nomination seems to be aimed at a Pákistáni audience.
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A couple of enriching Pakis breaking the law? Not at all.
They were clearly set up by a racist white Englishman, who loaned them the car for a test drive prior to selling it, and left incriminating drugs and a dangerous firearm inside which came as a great shock to them.
That’s what Lord Hermer’s defence team will be saying anyhow.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c15yp8v7j5lo
And yet another Bangladeshi immo turns out to be a rapist.
It has also this week been revealed that one of the residents of the Crowborough training camp is a fugitive from German justice, where he was on trial for multiple rapes. But our government instead of treating illegal immigrants as criminals and incarcerating them on their arrival, thinks it best to give them free free room and board, a nice salary, and the keys to the city; then when it emerges they’re filthy sexual predators, oh well, we’ll deal with that when it comes up.
How the government can dress up their policies on this matter as anything other than outright evil and a purposeful attack on the citizens of this country stretches even my estimation of the moral depravity of your caring sharing multiculturally enriching socialist.
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They are evil scum.
Everybody responsible must hang.
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The BBC! What has happened, he isn’t white, how dare they 😂
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This could be due to Brexit, immigration services no longer have access to pan European criminal info. Only our police can access such information now. Likewise was it not the uman rights act that was used by wokey Marxists to make it illegal to detain these cunts under lock and key? So they enter illegally which is a criminal offence but can’t be locked up. Thus thousands of goat shaggers loitering outside schools, wanking in play areas and assaulting women day and night. We need our own security patrols in the most polluted places.
As for the two gunman my heart soars at the thought of the inbreds doing so much damage to one another. Bet the one that got shot will sue and claim every benefit possible when given the chance.
Have a wonderful weekend chaps, the heat has done wonders for my aches and pains I’m actually in a good mood.
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Seeing as the going rate for a park key breaking a female coppers nose after head butting his cousin in a public place is only three and a half years, they should be out in no time.
That’s providing they actually go inside.
The two month delay in sentencing makes me very suspicious.
That should be ample time to get a couple of mental health reports from the Karachi medical centre knocked up on the bequest of their lawyers, who also happen to be their cousins.
The revolting fucking inbreds.
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Its their idea of shooting a load off.
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Rumour has it they’re more inclined to shoot their loads up underage girls, Sammy.
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That’s no rumour Field Marshal, it’s documented fact.
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So,according to the BBC,if you steal a car,it then becomes YOUR car ?.
If it was my car,and the pigs returned it to me,I’d have it trailered to the nearest scrap yard.
” it’s only a bullet hole sir,you could just replace the seat”.
“and how do I get the Pak1 stink out ? ”
” I see your point sir “
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Too fucking right, Hugh.
A friend of mine acquired a metal double bed frame from a park key and asked if I’d help assemble it and it absolutely stunk.
Nothing she did could remove the smell, so she gave up on it.
How the fuck can a human stench impregnate steel?
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It all happened in the heat of the moment and the smell could’ve contributed to it.
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His mate had told him it was only an imitation firearm 😩…click 🔫 aaarghh
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If enough of them shoot each other we could fulfill our recycling obligations by turning the remains into Parquet flooring
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These two smelly inbreds were doomed with or without the shooter.
Imagine having a park key getaway driver in charge of a fucking great Mitsubishi.
You’d be fucked at the first corner, even if you were being pursued by a copper on roller blades.
They just didn’t think it through did they?
Gormless cunts.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 silly savages
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Another bad day at Alan’s Snack Bar. I wonder what the celestial reward is for being an inept wanker? Maybe a previously unused inflatable doll?
Good morning, everyone.
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Oh what a cheery story to start the weekend 😂
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Great Great Great Grandfather Twatt knew how to deal with coolie rubbish.
A Major in the 86th Regiment of Foot putting down the 1857 mutiny like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun
But like Liaqat’s gun, the cannons always went off by accident.
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I’m sure their lefty lawyer will claim they were on their way to something legit, like a pheasant shoot. I bet they have loads around Rowley Regis.
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Hahahahha. 😂
Serves the stupid, ugly, thick inbred cunt right.
I think they should Fuck off to Pakistan, there they can play with an Ak47 and do some real damage, hopefully to fathers, brothers, uncles, cousins (all the same person) before turning the thing on yourself.
Alluh Snackbar and piss be upon you.
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I hope the car was ok.
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As alluded to already, the saddest thing is that their plan failed. Had they succeeded one mudslime would have been eliminated. As it is one will be fixed and cared for by the NHS at our expense. If he has any sort of long term disability he will claim and be eligible for various benefits. If he can get the higher rate PIP he won’t need to steal a car in the future, the taxpayer will supply a new one with all costs covered. He could even have his mate on the insurance as a second driver at no cost.
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