Keeping it in the Family

 

is a cunt.

This is not about marrying your cousin, nor a Family Business being passed from Father to son, (etc)…
I noticed on the TV screens at the gym this morning that a ‘presenter’ on the BBC’s Morning Live, Nick Stapleton, has been awarded his own show, ‘Watchdog’. Well fuck me, he is the son of John Stapleton and Lynne Faulds Wood, who both used to present the old show.
That annoyingly reminded me:
Ellie Sandover, niece of the Prime Mincer was selected (and recently won) a seat in a very safe Labour Ward in Croydon.
Kinnock is the son of Kinnock.
Chlamydia Winklepicker is the daughter of Eve Pollard.
Hilarity Benn is the son of Anthony Wedgwood Benn.

I could go on, but Cunters, I am sure, will have much better examples!

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27 thoughts on “Keeping it in the Family

  1. Gary Neville. The cunt.
    A total embarrassment as manager of Los Che but still has his face on the TV as a football pundit.

    His brother Phil.
    Equally useless but manages to get coaching jobs.

    Their sister Tracey, who Mrs Cunter assures me was fucking hopeless as coach of the English netball team.

    Good morning.

    • At least the British Royals have allowed some dilution of the gene pool in recent times.
      Prince Harry Markle isn’t related to King Treehugger, for example.

  2. Nepo babies.

    Getting jobs off the back of successful mummy’s an daddy’s rather than by merit.

    There’s loads of em.

    Nicholas Cage- uncle Francis ford coppola
    Jane and Peter Fonda -Henry Fonda
    Stevie Hawkings- dad was Davros and mum was the Speaking clock.
    Bindi Erwin- dad was the late crocodile molester and stingray fatality Steve Earwig.
    They’re all at it.

    suppose it’s human nature to give your kids a leg up in the business,
    shoehorn them in.
    But I’d like to be able to say

    ” Do you know who I am?!”

    rather than
    ” do you know who my mum is?!”

  3. Such a shame that nice Mr Hilter had no kids (that we know about). I did see that old documentary “The Boys from Brazil’ again recently. Maybe there is still hope…

    Good morning, everyone.

  4. I never want to mention anybody whom I detest emphatically, otherwise I would be giving them the satisfaction of notoriety. I might have to mention in the course of the day, or a hint of such riff-raff.

  5. fuckin weather.
    😟
    hot as fuck.
    an I’ve got to go hump furniture at 10am.

    it’s outrageous.
    something should be done about it.
    I blame Andy Burnham.
    Another nepo kid.

    his dad was Albert Tatlock.

    Hope he chokes on his chips n gravy the terrible cunt.

  6. Stella McCuntney. Daughter of old thumbs aloft and, by sheer coincidence, a top fashion designer.
    Roman Kemp. Son of Martin and one of Wham’s backing singers who, with absolutely no influence from mummy and daddy’s connections, is a darling of the One Show and other lowest common denominator shit.
    Barney Walsh. Son of game show host, Bradley, forging his own career making television programs about travelling the world with his dad.
    Any suggestions that the above would be flipping burgers in Maccy D’s without enormous parental help are just jealous lies.

  7. I can only say Eve Pollard had a magnificent set of jugs in her day, and she was very happy to show them off. That ugly daughter of hers isn’t a patch on her mum. When she was a kid Eve used to have to tie a lamb chop round Claudia’s scraggy neck, to encourage the dog to play with her.

    Let’s not forget Rachel and Ellie Reeves – the political equivalent of the Beverley Sisters and “Lord” Faulkener’s son is now also a Labourite MP, and a cocky little bastard at that.

  8. I like Nick Stapleton. He’s been doing ‘Scam Interceptors’ from the start with Rav Wilding so it’s not like he’s appeared from nowhere.

  9. Anyone having the talent for becoming a famous musician, artist or actor deserves a mention in my mind. Not from being purely related. It has to be earned on individual merit.

    • Perhaps Toby Starmer (Keir’s son) will become a proficient player of the pink oboe, just like his dad (allegedly)

  10. Oh come on you lot, show a little compassion!

    Poor Nepo babies, constantly wondering if they got the job because of who Mum is, or because they are genuinely talented.

    It plays havoc with their mental elf, dontcha know? They’ve all got ADHD or autism ( or both ), and can’t wait to tell the world about it!

    • Fighting their twin demons of drugs and alcohol as well, JP.
      They’re so brave, selling their (fictitious) story and pics to Hello magazine.

  11. Another thing that irritates me, is the assertion that certain rich and/or famous people came from nothing.
    Maggie Thatcher, for example.
    Her dad was merely a green grocer and they all lived above the shop he owned.
    I’m not necessarily knocking that, but how many of our grandparents owned their own shop in the 40s and 50s?
    Then, of course, there’s the fact that Maggie went on to marry a director of one of Britains biggest oil companies.
    I wonder what she ever saw in multi millionaire Denis?
    But I’ll leave you with self made property millionaire, Michael Heseltine.
    He made his fortune from absolutely nothing after inheriting £50.000 from his aunt.
    In 1954.

    • Just to reinforce your point FMC, that was about 500 times the average annual salary at the time and whichever route to today’s equivalent you take you arrive at a figure of well over £1,500,000.

  12. What really irritates me is that these folks commonly deny that they’ve had an advantage thanks to who their parents are. Whether they are lying or just can’t see it, it’s just as annoying.

  13. I’m waiting for the first person to mention an individual with a talent they admire and might be worried from being ridiculed and shot down in flames.

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