is a cunt.
This is not about marrying your cousin, nor a Family Business being passed from Father to son, (etc)…
I noticed on the TV screens at the gym this morning that a ‘presenter’ on the BBC’s Morning Live, Nick Stapleton, has been awarded his own show, ‘Watchdog’. Well fuck me, he is the son of John Stapleton and Lynne Faulds Wood, who both used to present the old show.
That annoyingly reminded me:
Ellie Sandover, niece of the Prime Mincer was selected (and recently won) a seat in a very safe Labour Ward in Croydon.
Kinnock is the son of Kinnock.
Chlamydia Winklepicker is the daughter of Eve Pollard.
Hilarity Benn is the son of Anthony Wedgwood Benn.
I could go on, but Cunters, I am sure, will have much better examples!
Nominated by Hugh🥒Cumber
I’ve met Tom Baker a few times as he lives near me. Decent old cove – very theatrical but a fun chap. And an interesting backstory – was a monk for a while but liked the ladies so he told me
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These celeb fucks always saddle the kids with wacky names,
setting them up for a life ending in rehab.
I like normal names and if famous would give the kids normal names just to spite em.
Bernard Beckham.
upstanding bloke, runs a small independent garage catering to classic cars.
Brooklyn Beckham? best part of him trickled into his mams arse crack.
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A good job normal people don’t go naming their offspring where they were conceived.
“These are my kids, Biggleswade Mercedes and Jayden Bury St Edmunds”.
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my lad was conceived on The Manchester Arms pool table!😁
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I hope this conception took place doggy-style at 7pm on a Saturday evening inbetween frames during a pool tournement in front of men shouting encouragement, furious (but secretly turned on) fat women and crying, bemused children and that you continued to eat a large packet of cheap pork scratchings as you hammered away.
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Evening LL..I often wondered why my grandfather was named Adolf Auschwitz.
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There was a cunt who used to live across the road from us
Young bloke, but what a knob. W.G Grace/Dubliners beard, and a total modern man Mumford and Sons loving knobhead. Classic modern parent moron, Not only did he plaster his young kids all over social media, he named his baby son Foal. As in horse, the poor little fucking sod.
What a cunt though, seriously. Pumpkin and spinach burgers at a barbecue, and naming Chic as his favourite band? Fucking hell.🤣
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“Foal, are you OK?
you sound a bit croaky,
have you got tonsillitis?”
Foal ” no it’s ok dad.
I’m just a little horse..
“
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Classic!
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Think my cousin was conceived behind the Gardener’s Arms, New Moston, Miserable.
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That Manchester Arms i mentioned Norm was a bikers/rockers pub on the A6 in Stockport.
it had the best jukebox I’ve ever seen.
punk, classic rock, Frank zappa,
Bob Dylan, Hawkwind,
Dr Feelgood etc
first pub I was a regular in.
it was seen as a sign of membership to have your own slate behind the bar,
I was ever so proud when I got it.
probably my proudest achievement 😃
I miss it dearly.
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I think we all ( us “ahem” mature folks, anyway ) have a venue that we remember fondly.
For me, it was the Buccaneer in the city centre. They had plastic ‘glasses’ and at closing time you log rolled your way out, but they had a DJ, and the music was outstanding.
Silver Bullet, Older Sheffielders!
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Many pints downed in the Gardeners and across the road at the moston labour club..🍺
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The Sandbar off Oxford Road in Manchester was a great little pub, Miserable.
Tom Waits’ Closing Time, Bowie’s Low, all four sides of the White Album. Scott Walker’s fourth solo album, Ogden’s by Small Faces., The Notorious Byrd Brothers, The Stone Roses,. A superb jukebox.. They also had loads of authentic German Schnapps. Great little place.
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Thats nepotism for you.
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And, that Zooey Deschacunt….
Calling her daughter Otter…. Daft fucking slag.
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Zooey WTFN?
Whose child is that?
Did her mother take drugs during pregnancy?
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These cunts like to keep it in other people’s families..🤬
‘Why is Huddersfield being ignored again?’, says grooming survivor
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/why-huddersfield-being-ignored-again-34181655#ICID=Android_HuddersfieldExaminerNewsApp_AppShare
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Well, it’s only 25c ATM, positively cold.
Can’t decide if I’m hungry, or just want a cool shower and possibly an ice-cream, or chocolate.
Can I even be bothered to go to bed? The sofa is massive and comfy and there’s a lovely cross breeze between the open front window and back door.
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Hope you managed through your day, folks, especially Mis.
Fuck me, humping furniture in this?
No, not for me.
Glad I had a job that suited my stature and talents.
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Too be honest JP was a bit dizzy and spaced out by time I got home.
I’d taken a big bottle of ice water and drank the lot.
got home drank 2 banana milkshakes with ice,
2 vimto with ice,
and a big glass of apple juice
I’m burnt that brown I’m worried that ill get deported.
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🤣
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Slept downstairs on the sofa last night. After seeing Scotland expectedly gubbed by Brazil, the heat upstairs was/is intolerable. Went to my local pharmacy yesterday at noon. Cunts have fucked up my prescription (two important items missing!). So they shall be feeling my fury when I get off the dialysis machine today.
Anyway, there was this well fit piece in the chemist queue. Wearing a low cut summer dress and a total MILF. I smiled and said to her ‘It ain’t half hot, mum.’ I was made up when she got it and knew what I was referring to. She smiled back and drawled ‘Shuddup’ a la Sgt Major Williams. Only she said it more sexier than him. Great stuff.😁
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Imagine if Sir Jimmy Savile was a bit less perverted, he might have been able to pass on “Jim’ll Fix It” to his offspring. We could have still be watching the brilliant Saturday night show even today! Hows about that then?
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magine if Sir Jimmy Savile was a bit less depraved, he might have been able to pass on “Jim’ll Fix It” to his offspring. We could have still be watching the brilliant Saturday night show even today! Hows about that then?
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