There’s being economical with the truth. There’s deception through omission. There’s embellishment. There’s even blatant lying. And then there’s this:
“A page in our country’s history turned after years of disappointment and despair. The chance to change the lives of millions of people for the better.
That’s what I came into politics for. The journey to that point was not easy. Six years ago, I inherited a Labour Party that was politically, financially and morally bankrupt.
I was told time and time again that my party was finished, that we were consigned to history, that a majority at the general election, let alone a landslide majority, was impossible. But we proved those people wrong because we changed our party, ripping out the poison of antisemitism, restoring trust on the economy, defense and national security, and becoming a party that once again stood proudly with, not against, our national flag.
The hard work of change was with a singular purpose — not power for power’s sake, but to change Britain for the better. To build a fairer country with dignity and respect, where everyone is seen, everyone is valued, wealth and opportunity for all, not just the privileged few.
And look at what we’ve achieved in just two years: an economy that is stronger, growing faster than our peers, wages rising faster than inflation in every single month since we came to power. Investment secured, infrastructure being built, an end to austerity with the fastest fall in NHS waiting lists for 17 years, the biggest improvement in rights for workers and renters in a generation, the biggest uplift in defense spending since the Cold War, small boat crossings falling, asylum hotels closing, protecting young people from social media, and half a million children being lifted out of poverty because of the choices that I made.
Our reputation in the world restored, with Britain once again standing up for decency, respect, and the rule of law, securing trade deals, standing with Ukraine, standing up for our values and rebuilding our relationship with our allies in Europe.
Change promised by a Labour government, change fought for by a Labour government, change delivered by a Labour government. But I know the question being asked now is not who was best placed to change the Labour Party, to take us into power, and to begin the vital work of improving lives for millions of people. Those questions have been answered.
The question my party is asking now is whether I am best placed to lead us into the next general Election. I have heard the answer of my parliamentary party to that question, and I accept that answer with good grace. Every decision I’ve taken has been about putting the country I love first.
That is why I will resign as leader of the Labour Party. I have spoken to his majesty the king this morning to inform him of my decision. I will ask the National Executive Committee of the Labour Party to set out a timetable with nominations opening on the 9th of July. And completed by the summer recess.
In the case of a contest, this will ensure a new leader is in place before Parliament returns in September. I will remain in post as prime minister until the contest is complete, and I will do everything I can to ensure an orderly handover of power.
I will also give my successor my full and unequivocal support, knowing that they will inherit a Britain that is far stronger and fairer than the one I inherited two years ago, better prepared for the challenges ahead, and better able to ensure the Labour Party secures a second term in office.
I want to thank all of those friends and colleagues who have been at my side for these past six years or so for their incredible commitment, service, and support.
I want to thank the brilliant No. 10 staff and our country’s extraordinary civil service who dedicate their lives to public service.
And when I leave the biggest job in the country, I shall spend more time on the most important job: being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife, Vic, who has been a rock by my side through good times and bad, and being the best dad I can to my beautiful children, who are my pride and my joy. Thank you very much.”
So if I’m reading this correctly, he’s stepping aside not because he is the most loathed and hated PM in British history; not because his party have decimated the UK; not because practically every Labour policy has had a detrimental effect on the nation and its citizens and not because the erosion of free speech and two-tier policing and justice have accelerated under his premiership. Oh no. He’s stepping aside because enough members of the parliamentary Labour party don’t think he’s the best person to lead them into the next general election.
All righty then….one question. What colour is the sky on his planet?
Nominated by : Immigration Yank
I’ll bet the beloved “Vic” is fucking devastated the twat has resigned.
Right, you useless cunt. Get the vac out and do the kid’s bedrooms…
Wankier..!
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I’d do a bit with Vic if he doesn’t feel up to it. When I was coming of age in this grim northern dump, being seen with a piece of trim of her sort was a badge of honour. Going out with ‘a bit of posh’ is what we called it.
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They say Clefted palated PM in waiting Andy likes chips and gravy.
I like chips and gravy.
That he likes the band James.
I like the band James.
That he pisses in the kitchen sink.
I do that too.
Hes clearly copying me..
with these things in common it’s obvious if I met him I’d hate his guts.
Saw him once with that Angie at the cenotaph.
An missus Miserable has met him a few times at work.
I asked her what she thought of him.
“seemed alright ” she said bit disinterested.
she didn’t ask me what my opinion was.
She knew it’d be
I think he’s a cunt.
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I will fight any challenge, and that was the final u turn
Wes, I will challenge for the leadership, bring back Andy, we need our best players on the pitch, we need a proper contest… U turn, I’m backing Andy.
Out of 420 ish MPs not one has the balls or pussy to have a go, nope it’s a fucking nightmare, Andy (King of the North) is heading into the fires of hell 😂
Starmer must be secretly happy to be getting out, the country can’t be governed by a left wing party.
The next laugh will be the new cabinet.
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Soon to be cleft wing. The Far Cleft.
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Andy who lost previous leadership contests to Corbin and Starmer is now seen as the Knight in shining armour to win the next General Election, now just 3 years away.
I wonder how long it will take for the Reform or the Conservatives to remind the nation that as Health Secretary under Blair he was the man who presided over the fiasco that was Mid-Staffs Health Authority with standards of treatment that would have done Belsen or Dachau proud.
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They eye shadow cabinet
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The spineless couldnt even hang on to be the unwanted dictator he promised to be.
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Peter Murrell that gypsy fingered bald ex husband of Wee Nicky just got sent down for 5 years.😆
That tour of the highlands has been shelved.
no fuckin mocha choca frappe for him.
hes lucky to get instant coffee.
No designer chopsticks in Barlinnie.
used as weapons.
Won’t get many visits either.
No one likes a thieving cunt.
An his missus got off Scot free.
she’s happily getting her clam parted by Big Lizzy.
Luckily in prison they serve the national dish of porridge.
see you Peter,
you’ll be out in no time
oh an don’t scream when Angus mcCrackpot rapes you.
he likes a screamer
💋
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He’ll have plenty of time to play Grand Theft Auto on the PlayStation he bought with his ill gotten gains.
Being buggered every day won’t faze him, I dare say Kranky ball-gagged him & used her large black strap-on on him regularly, so it’ll be home from home.
Out in 32 months, or sooner.
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It wouldn’t surprise me if he asked for a sentence extension just to get more time away from that hideous cactus-fannied dwarf.
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24 months. it’s almost like Labour knew they would all be doing porridge at some point and lowered the time inside to 40% of total sentence.
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Groucho Marx:
Those are my principles and if you don’t like them, well, I have others.
Andy the Messiah:
Women can have cocks. No they can’t.
I want to rejoin the EU. No I don’t.
We should do away with the fiscal rules. No we shouldn’t.
The bond markets can sod off. No, let’s be nice to them.
I’ll compensate the Waspi women. No I won’t.
Is he turning into Groucho? He’s already got the eyebrows.
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My missus says he wears make-up. Is she winding me up?
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He just wears mascara Arfur and a touch of lippy.
nowt wrong with that.
They all do it.
Boris wore rouge an fake eyelashes.
Even Nigel Farage, like a scouse beautcian, fake tan , lip fillers, botox.
They’re all bent as fuck.
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The Donald summed him up in one word ‘Loser’.
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I wonder who gets to keep David Lammy?
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David’s currently in the middle of a custody claim by Chester zoo.
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Can someone tell me what the fuck Wes Streeting is cacking on about when he’s quoted in today’s Express as saying
” (Streeting) has spoken with Mr Burnham at length and concluded that he could “win the fight of our lives against the forces of nationalism ”
Just in case I’ve completely misunderstood the meaning of nationalism, I’ve copied the Google definition below.
Since when did nationalism become something to ” fight against?”
” Nationalism is an ideology that emphasizes loyalty, devotion, and allegiance to one’s nation or nation-state, asserting that its interests and cultural identity should come above all else.”
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Not to worry JP.
With the rise of various paki sectarian parties the smelly brown vote will no longer find a home with the Quisling trash that is the Labour Party..
So they’ll try to pinch the Reform vote with yet another ideologically unsound u-turn…”Britain for the white working man”..they’d sell their children for votes.
Utter fucking vermin.
Good health sir.
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I despise that man and while I am pleased he’s gone I am now very worried what comes next. I always thought I would like to add some form of assessment of his absolute failure but now the time has come I just don’t think he’s worth the effort to write something here.
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If this will play, let Larry the cat do it for you, Kenny.
https://share.google/Tt5N3gi1W2jLxrIX6
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Without doubt, the most hated PM ever, apart from antichrist Blair.
Never has their been a Prime Minister so inept, so inadequate, so incompetent.
And, never has their been one so servile and spineless. Had Starmer done something about the boats and the illegal vermin, it might have saved him.
But, there was nothing to admire or respect about the man. He dug his own grave, and never has a political grave been dug to fast. In a nutshell, he was bloody useless and spineless.
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To be fair he DID do one thing regarding the dinghy filth; namely punishing anybody who had the temerity to complain about them.
He’s a 5 star, grade A, fucking cunt.
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If he honestly believes that he’s done so very as well as he says why is he having to step down?
Because heya lying cunt to himself and the country.
I find it interesting too that his party is so shit they had to fix it for Burnham to come in, who’s also shit.
What a total shit show we are being forced to pay for.
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Only took a little editing:
“A page in our country’s history turned after years of disappointment and despair. The chance to change the lives of millions of people for the better. And I fucked it up royally.
That’s what I came into politics for – to make a left-wing bollocks of it all. The journey to that point was not easy. Six years ago, I inherited a Labour Party that was politically, financially and morally bankrupt. And I have succeeded in maintaining the status quo.
I was told time and time again that my party was finished, that we were consigned to history, that a majority at the general election, let alone a landslide majority, was impossible. But we proved those people wrong because they were pissed off with the Tories. We changed our party, topping up the poison of antisemitism, destroying trust on the economy, defense and national security, and becoming a party that once again stood against, our national flag.
The hard work of change was with a singular purpose —power for power’s sake and to change Britain, irrevocably for the worse. To build an unfairer country with no dignity and no respect, where only illegal immigrants are seen and valued, wealth and opportunity for us, not for anyone who works.
And look at what we’ve achieved in just two years: an economy that is on the bones of its arse, decaying faster than our peers, wages slumping faster than inflation in every single month since we came to power. Investment cunted, infrastructure grinding to a halt, a continuation of austerity with the fastest rise in NHS waiting lists for 17 years, the biggest improvement in rights removals for workers and landlords in a generation, the biggest hoo-haa regarding defense spending since the Cold War, small boat crossings rising, asylum hotels opening, failing to protect young people from social media, and half a million children being pulled into poverty because of the choices that I made.
Our reputation in the world trashed, with Britain once again standing down for decency, respect, and the rule of law, securing meaningless trade deals, standing with Ukraine, standing down for our values and sucking cocks of our allies in Europe.
Change promised by a Labour government, change fought for by a Labour government, change delivered by a Labour government. But I know the question being asked now is not who was best placed to change the Labour Party, to take us into power, and to begin the vital work of destroying lives for millions of people. Those questions have been answered.
The question my party is asking now is whether I am best placed to lead us into the next general Election. I have heard the answer of my parliamentary party to that question, and I accept that answer with good grace. Every decision I’ve taken has been about putting the country I love last.
That is why I will resign as leader of the Labour Party. I have spoken to his majesty the king this morning to inform him of my decision. I will ask the National Executive Committee of the Labour Party to set out a timetable with nominations opening on the 9th of July. And completed by the summer recess.
In the case of a contest, this will ensure a new leader is in place before Parliament returns in September. I will remain in post as prime minister until the contest is complete, and I will do everything I can to ensure an orderly handover of power.
I will also give my successor my hopeless and unequivocal support, knowing that they will inherit a Britain that is far weaker and fucked up than the one I inherited two years ago, not prepared for the challenges ahead, and not able to ensure the Labour Party secures a second term in office.
I want to thank all of those friends and colleagues who have been at my side for these past six years or so for their incredible commitment, service, and support.
I want to thank the brilliant No. 10 staff and our country’s extraordinary civil service who dedicate their lives to pubic service, shirking and riding their pelatons.
And when I leave the biggest job in the country, I shall spend more time on the most important job: having my arsehole reamed by young, fit Ukrainian rent boys. Thank you very much.”
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Starmbot is a total N0nce
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Now that should have been his resignation speech.
Would have been the first time in the cunts life that he spoke the truth..!
WANKIER..!
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Trump took out Maduro and had him shackled and on a plane to New York before Starmer could squeak “International law!!”.
Too much to ask for the Donald to intervene here, I know, but his crimes against the British people are many.
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There’s plenty of us military assets over here,shouldn’t be a prob for team trump to ‘re purpose’ them against the satanic uk establishment.I suspect many here wouldn’t oppose a septic takeover situation.
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Obviously a bright person, educated and not stupid.
I’ve been here for years and I remember older cunters imagining what a Two Tier government would be like, back when Boris and co were busy fucking it all up.
I think we now know/
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What gets me is how the media are reporting as if Burnham becoming PM is a done deal.
( Yes, I know it probably is )
All those Labour MPs, and there’s not a one with a pair of balls? I’d even take Red Angie, although she’d be a complete disaster, but I bet she’d really enjoy sacking all Starmers cronies, especially Rachel Tealeaf.
Utter carnage, but so much fun to watch.
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Come on shaun do us a favour and nominate Rodney for dead pool.
Autoerotic asphyxiation on Chris Bryants skid-marked y-fronts, would be a perfect way.
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meanwhile, in that America..
9 Antifa activists imprisoned in Texas.
They attacked a migrant holding facility causing criminal damage ,
when a copper turned up one shot him in the shoulder.
Most were given 50yr sentences with the shooter getting 100 years.
That’d been here he’d of got a 6 month suspended sentence.
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True dat bro!
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Grown-ups in charge
Fixing the foundations
Free the sausages
Dad was a toolmaker
Smash the gangs
Breakfast clubs
Wibble wibble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh7Fd_x_0LQ
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Andrew Marr is the sort of dickhead who gives dickheads a bad name.
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He had the charm of a puddle of puke.
No charisma
no savvy
The voice of a dalek
No affinity or understanding of the mood of the ordinary people of this country.
know what bugged me most?
That cynical attempt at saying they were patriotic, draping the union flags all over themselves in a self conscious way.
” we’re not fascists!”
sorry?
“Just saying, we’re not fascists!
you were probably wondering with the flag and that”
no.
“oh. well Tristan said that kier wanted us to fly the flag, to take it back from the racists. ”
oh right.
” Anyway I’m off to spray paint the word CUNT on Winston Churchills statue”
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Remember the Labour Party Conference when the delegates were instructed to wave their little Union flags for the cameras?
Most looked like they’d been forced to hold a piece of freshly discharged dog shit, such was their look of disgust.
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It says something about this country, when we are challenging Watford for the most leaders in the last 10 years.
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At least the sausages were returned.
Even Hamas must have been laughing at that one.
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Lord Alli’s sausage was returned from Kwier’s slack-sprung receptacle.
Albeit streaked with smears of gravy.
Wonder what Kweir’s doing right now?
Presumably not his wife.
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Most ex-PMs write their memoirs after leaving office.
Once you take out the scandals, corruption, u-turns and being humiliated by Donald Trump, there is fuck all left.
And who wants to read about this psychodrama after living through it for two years anyway?
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As always, on point LL.
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Oh please Thomas.
I was going to do myself a chicken stir-fry with bamboo shoots, etc.
I think I’ll have a cool shower, and an ice-cream instead.
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weeping into his Ukrainian flag pillow.
Vic made him a Ovaltine and his favourite snack,
unbuttered Ryvita.
Barely touched it.
Nobody phoned him
no one called by to see him.
Even his Chinese paymasters.
it’s like he’d fallen off the edge of the world.
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Yeah, I have loads of sympathy for him.
Actually, I don’t.
He’s the author of his own destruction.
He might be a good lawyer but he was a hopeless politician.
People should be aware of their own limitations.
I’ve stopped doing open-heart surgery now.
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Ah sad to see David Daker gone, it was shit but grew up with Boon, pretty certain it was in someone’s death list
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OT.
Oh great.
Goody goody fucking gumdrops.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cx2j74xqy7jt
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The link was supposed be that cunt Stormzy pitchside.
Fucking fucker.
If the sods can’t beat bloody Ghana, then they deserve to be chucked out with the trash. 0-0 after 45 minutes? Sorry, that is just shit.
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I literally just commented the following to mates Norman in response to the BBC celebrating Stormzy being “pitch side”:
That’s nice to see, hopefully he’ll be arrivals lounge side of Ghana passport control in due course
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This is all Alan Shearer has to say….
‘At least England are now asking the question.’
What the fucking fuck?!!!?!
I want to smash my telly to smithereens.
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🏴 back to their usual form: flat, boring and shite!
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Pity someone(or everyone) in the nesaby onlookers didn’t do an Iceman on it every time the cunt opened his bullshitting gob …
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9GRStZCGC3c&pp=ygUVSWNlbWFuIGNhbGxzIGJ1bGxzaGl0
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*nearby.
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Looks like Burn ’em ! will have a coronation and become de facto PM.
We had this shit with the tories.
New leaders with no say from the Great British Public.
There should be a GE.
But there won’t be.
Because they’d get fucking slaughtered.
There may be trouble ahead.
Good morning 🌞🌞🌞🌞👍
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