There’s being economical with the truth. There’s deception through omission. There’s embellishment. There’s even blatant lying. And then there’s this:
“A page in our country’s history turned after years of disappointment and despair. The chance to change the lives of millions of people for the better.
That’s what I came into politics for. The journey to that point was not easy. Six years ago, I inherited a Labour Party that was politically, financially and morally bankrupt.
I was told time and time again that my party was finished, that we were consigned to history, that a majority at the general election, let alone a landslide majority, was impossible. But we proved those people wrong because we changed our party, ripping out the poison of antisemitism, restoring trust on the economy, defense and national security, and becoming a party that once again stood proudly with, not against, our national flag.
The hard work of change was with a singular purpose — not power for power’s sake, but to change Britain for the better. To build a fairer country with dignity and respect, where everyone is seen, everyone is valued, wealth and opportunity for all, not just the privileged few.
And look at what we’ve achieved in just two years: an economy that is stronger, growing faster than our peers, wages rising faster than inflation in every single month since we came to power. Investment secured, infrastructure being built, an end to austerity with the fastest fall in NHS waiting lists for 17 years, the biggest improvement in rights for workers and renters in a generation, the biggest uplift in defense spending since the Cold War, small boat crossings falling, asylum hotels closing, protecting young people from social media, and half a million children being lifted out of poverty because of the choices that I made.
Our reputation in the world restored, with Britain once again standing up for decency, respect, and the rule of law, securing trade deals, standing with Ukraine, standing up for our values and rebuilding our relationship with our allies in Europe.
Change promised by a Labour government, change fought for by a Labour government, change delivered by a Labour government. But I know the question being asked now is not who was best placed to change the Labour Party, to take us into power, and to begin the vital work of improving lives for millions of people. Those questions have been answered.
The question my party is asking now is whether I am best placed to lead us into the next general Election. I have heard the answer of my parliamentary party to that question, and I accept that answer with good grace. Every decision I’ve taken has been about putting the country I love first.
That is why I will resign as leader of the Labour Party. I have spoken to his majesty the king this morning to inform him of my decision. I will ask the National Executive Committee of the Labour Party to set out a timetable with nominations opening on the 9th of July. And completed by the summer recess.
In the case of a contest, this will ensure a new leader is in place before Parliament returns in September. I will remain in post as prime minister until the contest is complete, and I will do everything I can to ensure an orderly handover of power.
I will also give my successor my full and unequivocal support, knowing that they will inherit a Britain that is far stronger and fairer than the one I inherited two years ago, better prepared for the challenges ahead, and better able to ensure the Labour Party secures a second term in office.
I want to thank all of those friends and colleagues who have been at my side for these past six years or so for their incredible commitment, service, and support.
I want to thank the brilliant No. 10 staff and our country’s extraordinary civil service who dedicate their lives to public service.
And when I leave the biggest job in the country, I shall spend more time on the most important job: being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife, Vic, who has been a rock by my side through good times and bad, and being the best dad I can to my beautiful children, who are my pride and my joy. Thank you very much.”
So if I’m reading this correctly, he’s stepping aside not because he is the most loathed and hated PM in British history; not because his party have decimated the UK; not because practically every Labour policy has had a detrimental effect on the nation and its citizens and not because the erosion of free speech and two-tier policing and justice have accelerated under his premiership. Oh no. He’s stepping aside because enough members of the parliamentary Labour party don’t think he’s the best person to lead them into the next general election.
All righty then….one question. What colour is the sky on his planet?
Nominated by : Immigration Yank
Even on the way out the cunt couldn’t speak the truth.
Let’s just see how history judges him.
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Nothing about boat cunts, nothing about inflation, nothing about the colossal welfare bill, nothing about the staggering tax burden, nothing about how fucked this country truly is.
And we are fucked.
Burham will be more of the same. His only saving grace is that he doesn’t have such an odious presence and ridiculous voice as Starmer, who will, hopefully, call a snap general election as a last act of spite before he commits suicide.
Probably by getting a full-depth Lubbocking from a Ukranian rent boy’s forearm.
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” Every decision I’ve taken has been about putting the country I love first.”
What country would that be, then?
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Yeah, Davos isn’t a country, eh Kwiẹr?
He’s probably got a nice, cushy WEF job lined up.
€1m a year and all the bum boys his tongue can handle.
Morning JP/all.
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Morning, Thomas, everyone.
I can’t make my mind up.
Is he the inept, charmless bumbling moron he appears to be, or is he an evil genius who’s fooled us all and manipulated us into believing that his likely replacement is somehow better?
I think I’m going to start referring to him as the Despair Squid, who manages to infect everyone and everything with such a feeling of inevitable doom we can’t be bothered to fight it.
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what a little Nancy.
He was never in the country.
always in a airport waiting to fuck off elsewhere. and sample the exotic boys.
I’m glad the stiffs gone.
Not so glad about his replacement.
Gizza Chip might not have a perm and tash,
but make no mistake he’s a proper scouser.
gorra lorra tax for ya like la.
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My best guess would be Pakistan, JP.
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He HATED our country
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Couldn’t read the nomination, as i picture that slab of luncheon meat, robotic, every nerve shredding voice..
The man’s a cunt..
I hope he gets harassed at every turn, for the rest of his miserable life. Short as hopefully it will be.
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Spare a thought for Lord Ali. He will need a new girlfriend.
Good morning, everyone.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQQV7fleXIU&list=RDAQQV7fleXIU&start_radio=1
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Nothing about being fucked by Mandy (in either sense), nothing about pissballing about trying to grovel to the Von Leyen whore, and making us subservient to the Fourth Reich. He also said our defences were stronger, having forgotten Healy and Cairns resigning because they are not. Then at the end he grizzled. What a motherfucker.
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He failed to mention that he’s a Fabian Society cunt, almost certainly bred to order in the 60s by Marxists who told his parents that they’d manoeuvre him into the PM position one day to deliver their Dystopian dream of a 1984 society where we own nothing and be happy, eat ze bugs, live in ze pod, don’t drive, don’t fly, don’t eat meat or dairy etc. These cunts have written all this down in black and white and they have openly published it on their websites, UN, WEF etc etc, yet because mainstream Enemedia never mentions it, it’s taken as ‘conspiracy theory’ when brought up. Even though it’s there to fucking read for one’s self, as well as countless videos from their get togethers with the likes of Arsehola Fond Ov Lying screaming “Vee must accelerate ze SDG’s!!”.
Cunt off you absolutely piece of traitorous robotic shit, I didn’t believe your tears and I don’t believe your crap about ‘raising your kids’ any more than I would have believed SATAN Blair spouting the same effluent. Look what his ‘kids’ are doing now – trying to force Digital ID on us.
They’re all inhuman CUNTS who need bonfiring.
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I only ever heard the cunt Remrats speak the words that women can have cocks and that was good enough for me not to hear another word uttered from this cunts arsehole. Delusions of grandeur entered my mind and was proved right.
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“We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying too, they of course know that we certainly know they know we know they are lying too as well, but they are still lying. In our country, the lie has become not just moral category, but the pillar industry of this country.”
Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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I only ever heard about coalition politics and that would also mean the individual can have their say without looking a fool. Then it can be put right.
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Labour MPs welcome Andy to Parliament:
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It was absolute fucking nonsense, Geordie. I’ve never seen such pathetic, arse-licking fawning behaviour. Those Labour cunts should be ashamed of themselves for being such kids-arses. I notice 1 or 2 of em are starting to wise up to the fact that the scouse chancer cunt mustn’t be allowed to go in unchallenged now that reality of what’s happening has dawned on them.
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A revolving door of cunts
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Seeing this cunt ejected from Downing Street will be good, It’s the who’s incoming that worrying me. The crocodile tears pissed me off. Keir just retreat to the bunker with a bottle of scotch and a service revolver.
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Nothing so honourable, Cunty. He should have been ritually debagged & hosed out of Downing Street with water cannon, followed by a ritual kicking off the general public all the way up the Mall. Then hung, drawn & quartered, the traitorous cunt.
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scum always floats to the surface.
I genuinely thought that hunchback Teresa was the pinnacle of useless.
how wrong I was.
kier was groundbreaking in the uselessness world.
wrong footing like stevie wonder line dancing.
Zero political savvy.
almost like he was trying to alienate the general public.
first up pensioners.
then people angry about little girls being murdered by a savage in Southport.
As his popularity ratings plummeted he had to find a quick popular policy to win people over.
let’s penalise the farmers and put the people who feed us out of business.
like a condom in a trifle,
it didn’t go down well.
from there he continued in his Frank Spencer way to fuck up everything.
upset the yanks
upset the chagos islanders
I know! ill bring in Peter mandelson!
everyone likes just Peter.
what could go wrong….
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The man is an absolute cunt and should have resigned at least 18 months ago.
Burnham is going to be far worse and will pick the pockets of anyone earning more than £50 a week.
They’re all scum and should be hanged as traitors to this country and its people.
As a last big fuck you to Burnham and Labour, he should call a general election before flouncing off into the sunset.
The cunt.
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Time for a change, or just more marxist crap?
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Same old same old 🤦♂️
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Fuck off, gormless looking turd.
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‘ripping out the poison of antisemitism’
Is that a fact?
I wonder what your park key Home Secretary and London mayor, to name just two, have to say about that in private.
And besides, you haven’t ripped it out, you fucking well amplified and facilitated it.
What a cunt!
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This cunt cost me a full box of tissues after watching his heartfelt, sincere and virtuous performance from a thoroughly sincere patriot 🇬🇧 who has been outed by traitorous shills,wait till the 👑 of the north gets his claws into the magical money tree…the words ‘you never had it so good’ under the tool will ring true… good luck Keir you WANKER by the way you owe me £3 for the tissues cunt 🤧
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Certainly an abhorrent slug but also,and much more tellingly,just another product of a deeply dysfunctional political system.
A system that produces vague,treacherous,lying inept cunts just as a cow drops manure.
Starmer out,Burnham in,same shitty disastrous pantomime.
Lovely day for a stroll in the countryside I think.
Good morning.
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Enjoy a free walk in the countryside while you can, UT.
You’ll be taxed for it when Burnham takes over.
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I was somewhat hoping he’d do a dirty and call an election.
I was somewhat hoping that Burnham would too.
But I now have so little faith in the majority of an electorate that is so indescribably thick that they can’t think for themselves, and I honestly fear he’d win.
Just think. Another five fucking years of communism or, potentially, two.
What a fucking choice.
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“….becoming a party that once again stood proudly with, not against, our national flag”
this is the best line by far.
leaving aside the obvious lie that they’ve changed, it’s the admission that the party were against the flag that is nice to finally hear.
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Notwithstanding the fact that when they got given our flag to wave at their conference, the majority of em had a look on their face like they were handling dogshit. There is no doubt whatsoever that the socialist cunts despise both the UK & it’s indigenous population.
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What delusional 2Tier & his socialist cunt party need to remember is that they didn’t have a ‘landslide’ in 2024, despite what the liars at the BBC keep saying. The vote got split by Reform & it let the cunts in, which is highly likely to happen again if Lowe & Farage don’t sort themselves out & remember that the country is more important than which one of em can piss the highest up the wall.
Both in danger of earning cuntings of their own.
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Ever since the individual was allowed to have their say, completely ruined everything.
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We need someone with an iron fist to help us get our country back.
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I only ever remember Winston Churchill.
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We need to dig up Guy Fawkes
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Sickening, oily North London cunt to be followed by a sickening, oily Scouse cunt.
Kweer’s dad was a toolmaker you know.. Andy’s was probably on the rob.
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Well he has plenty of time to sit on his cuck chair, in lord alli’s underwear, while his fake wife gets railed by a succession of far right builders.
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Unflushable turd.Liebore out Liebore out! GENERAL ELECTION NOW 🤬🤬🤬
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bet YES man, and chef brownnoser Darren Jones was hysterical at the news his boss was resigning.
The little worm probably threatened to take tablets or chuck himself out of the window.
Go with him Smithers,
Burnem will have you mopping out the bogs.
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