are cunts.
Well that was quite a haul.
400 big ones filched by Peter Murrell, estranged pretend husband of the former Empress Krankie.
Spent on a motorhome, VW Golf, Jaguar I-Pace, jewellery, watches, wine coaster, coffee maker, fountain pen, video games and so on. And Kranks didn’t think to ask where the money was coming from. As wives never do.
Murrell’s pleaded guilty and awaits sentencing as I write., so none of their dirty wee secrets will be aired in court. How convenient. What deal has Murrell struck in return for protecting her I wonder? A lesser prison term perhaps?
When asked to comment, Krankie replied
‘I do not recall ever having been married.”
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
I wonder what kind of deal was cooked up to ensure wee Jimmy enjoyed the kind of immunity from police interference usually reserved for South American drug cartels, or prime ministers who don’t pay their rent boys?
And more to the point, why?
She’s nothing more than an over promoted parish councillor with a napoleon complex, yet she’s been let off the hook.
It all stinks more than her yeasty minge.
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It’s part and parcel of enjoying the years long journey aboard the Gravy Train.
Occasionally one of the corrupt cunts has to be thrown to the wolves.
But not Lego Dwařf.
All most unfortunate my dear Field Marshal.
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Its understandable Nicola not knowing what Peter was up to, when she was putting men in women’s prisons.
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Poor old Peter.
He thought he’d be spending his retirement with Nicola in the now infamous campervan driving around scenic Scottish dogging sites and wild swimming in the nudie by moonlight.
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Evening LL…I know Krankie’s no looker, but surely she can do better than him?
He looks like her Dad.
Or a clown without makeup (© Alan Partridge).
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The fragrant Nicky has already confessed her sexuality is ‘non binary’ or in other words she sees the possibility of enjoying a fish supper and a mauling with another fish supper sporting a big black strap on rubber dick sometime in the future.
In the meantime, poor cuck Peter will be mauling his maggot behind bars before being arsefucked by his cellmate, Analingus Angus from Glasgee.
Hoots Mon!
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‘Hit the road, Keir.
And don’t you come back, no more, no more, no more, no more.
Hit the road, Keir. And don’t you back no more.🎵’
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I see monolith head, burpham has been greeted like napoleon in London today. BBC helicopters following his fucking train.
400 plus mps and they have to shoe horn a new spastìc in to lead the party, what a cabal of spunk monkeys..
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It’ll be most amusing to watch it all,quite inevitably,end in tears.
A despicable nest of cunts.
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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss..!
https://youtu.be/SHhrZgojY1Q?is=HGxq6_nCU_BF5V89
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Indeed Doc.
‘Can’t you see we’re on a losing streak. We can’t get no. Ah-No-No-No.!’🎵
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Unbelievable that Madame Krankie has been given a get out jail card free, collect 200 and advance to Mayfair. Anybody else would be straight in the HMP slammer on grounds of being complicit, with her now ex, during the marriage. We all now live in an inverse reality.
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Captain Blackadder offers his advice to Quęer Starmer about his next steps:
https://share.google/UXYKKEtbqWrTWsOfi
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Now all that’s needed is to see off the Incredible Human Tortoise, Suckdick Khunt.
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Happy Windrush day all, time to celebrate when the porch monkeys arrived and transformed our backward,decrepit country into this modern utopia we all love..
Bringing us such intellectual colossuses as diabetes dave and two left shoes diane.
Has Rodney been wicker manned yet?
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Fuck me, the Bolshevik broadcasting corporation is having a serious wank fest over twotierfreegearneverheartakeitupthearse Starmski’s resignation..🤮
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wonder what Rachel Reeves will do now?
Gizza Chip won’t keep her on as chancellor.
she could open a accountancy firm with Di Abbott and mangy Angie.
Reeves Abbott and Rayner Ltd.
accountancy and financial services
opening on the 33rd of the eleventeenth.
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Lot of people saying they felt sorry for Kier when he cried on his leaving speech.
always felt a bit sorry for him didn’t you?
No.
no I fuckin did not..
He made plenty of elderly people cry cutting the winter payments.
He made plenty of farming families cry when worried they’ll lose a farm that’s been in the family over hundred years.
He made plenty of publicans cry when they had to let their employees go or shut their pubs.
so no.
I hoped at that exact second someone chucked a fuckin brick nailing him straight in the kisser busting his lips and teeth.
and making him squeal in pain.
fuck off.
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The Starmeroid is a personality vacuum and a shop dummy would have more life in it. The whole ‘King of the North’ Burnham circus is fucking nauseating too. I don’t know if he is as authoritarian as Starmer but we’ll see when the next high-profile rape by a dinghy rat happens or a mostly peaceful terrorist attack and the ‘far-Right’ are out on the streets.
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He was sentenced to 5 years and 2 months but he’ll probably be out in 2.5. Not bad considering. That’s a good result for him but if it was anyone else they’d get 7 years. Wee Nicola has of course fucked off to London because there are no jobs in Scotland! At least she will be ineligible to vote in Scotland which is a bonus.
The thing the thick SNP supporters don’t realise is that in an independent Scotland these are the people that would be running the country! What a shambles. They’ve been taken for a ride.
I liked this video. Not sure of the persuasion of the author though:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dorL_ib1_sc
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