Nigerian Politics

 

are a cunt.

Everyone knows Nigerians are corrupt cunts. From backstreet diploma factories in Lagos to the infamous Nigerian prince lottery scam they are legendary in their dishonesty.

Bearing that in mind I give you one Mahmoud Sadis Buba. Buba has had to withdraw from a legislative race for a seat in the National Congress because concerns were raised he was a minor after documents surfaced online showing he was born in 2010 and making him 16 years old and therefore would have been disqualified under Nigerian law. In a brazen attempt to explain his youthful appearance and small stature he claimed he had hereditary dw@rfism despite his lack of gargoyle features and comically stumpy limbs. I bet he wasn’t even asked to wrestle a small dog or grant a wish to prove it.

I have to admire the brass neck of the little cunt to be honest. To claim you are 30 years old but look like a 1970’s Gary Coleman as having dw@rfism really does show the duplicitous cunning politicians are renowned for. When I was 16 I was hoping my bumfluff tache would be enough to fool the local off-license and not running for political office.

Daily Times

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

64 thoughts on “Nigerian Politics

  1. Back when the world was normal, this little cunt would be being fired out of a cannon three times a day, when the circus 🎪 came to town

    Good morning 🌞🌞🌞🌞👍

    • Morning jack, hopefully that will be rodneys fate at 8 o’clock this morning, straight into a wood chipper..

      • It looks like Admin was on the sauce last night celebrating Rodney’s demise.

  2. EEF you WAN to SAVE your mo-NEY, you had BE-tter mot have AN-y-FING to DO wiv NiGEE-ri-a or dem scam ar-TEESTS. WE ees O-nee try-ING to steal your TINGS.

  3. That sod(omite) Rodney will probably now get a fortune off the lectures for cash circuit. Going to places like Harvard, talking shit and getting paid for it.

    Instead of getting what he deserves. a Benito Mussolini special in a BP petrol station.

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