Nigerian Politics

 

are a cunt.

Everyone knows Nigerians are corrupt cunts. From backstreet diploma factories in Lagos to the infamous Nigerian prince lottery scam they are legendary in their dishonesty.

Bearing that in mind I give you one Mahmoud Sadis Buba. Buba has had to withdraw from a legislative race for a seat in the National Congress because concerns were raised he was a minor after documents surfaced online showing he was born in 2010 and making him 16 years old and therefore would have been disqualified under Nigerian law. In a brazen attempt to explain his youthful appearance and small stature he claimed he had hereditary dw@rfism despite his lack of gargoyle features and comically stumpy limbs. I bet he wasn’t even asked to wrestle a small dog or grant a wish to prove it.

I have to admire the brass neck of the little cunt to be honest. To claim you are 30 years old but look like a 1970’s Gary Coleman as having dw@rfism really does show the duplicitous cunning politicians are renowned for. When I was 16 I was hoping my bumfluff tache would be enough to fool the local off-license and not running for political office.

Daily Times

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

19 thoughts on “Nigerian Politics

  1. Any chance we can swap him for kemi Bannockburn, it would make prime ministers questions more interesting.. especially if two dinners lammy has to stand in..

    What’choo talkin’ ’bout, fat boy”

    • Nice try Bubba👍

      I always claim dw#rfism as a defence too.

      Nigerians are natural grifters,
      they like colourful clothing,
      money for nothing,
      witchcraft, and drinking Guinness.

      Nigeria has a massive Guinness factory that employs thousands,
      all dw#rves,
      they’re very proud of it,
      making very strong sickly sweet guiness export.

      • Didn’t one reform councillor make the comment about melting down Nigerians to fill the pot holes

  2. Don’t these chancers usually try to claim to be 14 when they are actually 30.

    Is it Black from Africa or a Sand P*ki just assume everything they say is a lie.

    Buba would have made a great politician, the first requirement is to tell a good lie, 10 out 10 to the little blick b’stard

  3. I bet the little fucker has a Council house in every London Borough, each one rented out as an Africunt HMO.
    I’m a Cheeef in ma Cuntry.
    Ma Passport is at de Hoome Affice.

  4. A two bob chancer telling monumental porkies in a desperate attempt to reach the top?
    Thank fuck we don’t have that kind of thing here in our mature democracy.
    Oh, hang on….

  5. There’s a very irritating sod who’s always sounding off in the bar at the Whippet Inn.

    A Nigerian family has just moved in next door to him, and last night he was in the pub bragging about how he’d performed cunnilingus on their daughter.

    What he didn’t say was that he found her clitoris and pudenda in their bin.

  6. Goodness me,you mean to say there are still a few Nigerians in Nigeria?

    I thought they had all “moved” to Britain.

    I imagine their parliament is like a mad chimps tea party on acid.

    The thieving blek cunts.

    Good morning.

  7. just read the link, 16?
    the little cunt looks 6!!!

    Probably some form of black magic,
    I suggest thr good people of Lagos boil the fucker then use his bones to ward off bad juju.

    The fuckin imp.

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