are a cunt.
Everyone knows Nigerians are corrupt cunts. From backstreet diploma factories in Lagos to the infamous Nigerian prince lottery scam they are legendary in their dishonesty.
Bearing that in mind I give you one Mahmoud Sadis Buba. Buba has had to withdraw from a legislative race for a seat in the National Congress because concerns were raised he was a minor after documents surfaced online showing he was born in 2010 and making him 16 years old and therefore would have been disqualified under Nigerian law. In a brazen attempt to explain his youthful appearance and small stature he claimed he had hereditary dw@rfism despite his lack of gargoyle features and comically stumpy limbs. I bet he wasn’t even asked to wrestle a small dog or grant a wish to prove it.
I have to admire the brass neck of the little cunt to be honest. To claim you are 30 years old but look like a 1970’s Gary Coleman as having dw@rfism really does show the duplicitous cunning politicians are renowned for. When I was 16 I was hoping my bumfluff tache would be enough to fool the local off-license and not running for political office.
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
Outside Nigeria, who cares?
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Any chance we can swap him for kemi Bannockburn, it would make prime ministers questions more interesting.. especially if two dinners lammy has to stand in..
What’choo talkin’ ’bout, fat boy”
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Nice try Bubba👍
I always claim dw#rfism as a defence too.
Nigerians are natural grifters,
they like colourful clothing,
money for nothing,
witchcraft, and drinking Guinness.
Nigeria has a massive Guinness factory that employs thousands,
all dw#rves,
they’re very proud of it,
making very strong sickly sweet guiness export.
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Didn’t one reform councillor make the comment about melting down Nigerians to fill the pot holes
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I remember 1980s TV ‘tec Bulman used to refer to Guinness as Nigerian lager. Or Congo Cola.
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Don’t these chancers usually try to claim to be 14 when they are actually 30.
Is it Black from Africa or a Sand P*ki just assume everything they say is a lie.
Buba would have made a great politician, the first requirement is to tell a good lie, 10 out 10 to the little blick b’stard
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I bet the little fucker has a Council house in every London Borough, each one rented out as an Africunt HMO.
I’m a Cheeef in ma Cuntry.
Ma Passport is at de Hoome Affice.
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A two bob chancer telling monumental porkies in a desperate attempt to reach the top?
Thank fuck we don’t have that kind of thing here in our mature democracy.
Oh, hang on….
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Ideal for a throwing contest, or told to sling his hook.
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Surely the mini me can claim ageism then 😩… justice for young dwarves 👊
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There’s a very irritating sod who’s always sounding off in the bar at the Whippet Inn.
A Nigerian family has just moved in next door to him, and last night he was in the pub bragging about how he’d performed cunnilingus on their daughter.
What he didn’t say was that he found her clitoris and pudenda in their bin.
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I wonder if Olukemi’s still got hers.
I think we should be told.
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Bubbas Just been offered the job of treasurer on Ashton Makerfield council.
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ps
Happy Fathers day to all you dw#rves!
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So it’s father’s day again Mis? I wouldn’t have known. Ours are in their thirties. I give them money, maintain their properties and their motor cars but I expect as per usual I won’t get so much as a phone call. Still, as a mate of mine said without emotion; “Yeah. That’s what kids are for.”
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Morning Arfur,
that’s a genuine shame.
One day to show a bit of appreciation isn’t much to ask.
I’m off out shortly taking my mum an dad out for a pub lunch.
The daughter came up yesterday and left me thirty quid an a card.
But my son i won’t hear from.
Hes been to university and is the font of all knowledge,
he doesn’t care for my bigoted far right views.
unlucky
😁
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Father’s Day is just another commercial celebration to encourage you to buy Chinese tat from Tesco or B&M.
Mind you I don’t have any children.
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That’s what university does for them these days Mis. Our elder attended three Russell Group universities and rates me as a far right bigot now. She didn’t hold such views before she was eighteen. Doesn’t deter her from accepting our assistance though, financial and otherwise.
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Goodness me,you mean to say there are still a few Nigerians in Nigeria?
I thought they had all “moved” to Britain.
I imagine their parliament is like a mad chimps tea party on acid.
The thieving blek cunts.
Good morning.
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Whose knee is he on, being worked from up the jacksie ?
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Silly little monkey 🐒
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What’s this got to do with us and the price of fish ?
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just read the link, 16?
the little cunt looks 6!!!
Probably some form of black magic,
I suggest thr good people of Lagos boil the fucker then use his bones to ward off bad juju.
The fuckin imp.
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I’d sooner go back to the Punch & Judy Show. “That’s the way to do it”.
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They’ve either AI’d the little runt, or a ventriloquist has him on the end of his cock.
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ewww.
The link labelled ‘Daily Times’ is actually a Nigerian Daily Times.
My phone suddenly feels dirty. Like it might have a touch of phone AIDS. Yuk.
‘Clear history’ time…
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That would be the Ebola.
I’ve just scrubbed my phone with carbolic.
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while I’ve no love for Nigerians or any sooty I must confess to a fondness for dw#rves.
squeaky little voices
massive heads
little stumpy limbs
they’re ace!
and lucky too.
Always thought if by chance I got rich I’d own a couple,
footman and butler.
Have one blow a little bugle to announce my arrival in the boozer.
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Runt of the litter.
Cheaper to buy at the slave market but prone to illness, so probably cost you more in the long run thanks to all the vets bills.
The kindest thing you can do for them is to put them down at birth.
Or give away to the circus.
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Its amazing what they can do with after births these days.
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Its amazing what they can do with afterbirths these days.
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The Eata Da Poo party is very popular with the natives. Meet in the local shebeen at lunchtime for a pint for a pint of goat’s piss
Good morning, everyone.
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Or maybe two pints!
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Looks like Kier stormfuhrer is going to resign tomorrow.
The rent boys of Ukraine will shed a tear.
No fighting for his position
just roll over and let Scouse Andrew take your job.
what a fuckin quitter.
full force of the law weakling.
fuck off back to your human rights mates you fuckin mong.
an blow your nose.
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The cult of Burnham is quite something.I just heard simpletons in Makerfield saying “ooh Andy is one of us, he buys pints for people down the pub. Yes but he nicked 30 quid out of Doris’ purse after a Labour party canvasser distracted her on the doorstep. Scouse see? He has already picked out his favourite retro shell suit for when Charlie boy appoints him as PM.
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I’m rather hoping he’ll call a GE, just to spite Burnham.
He’s always struck me as a selfish person, and an “if I can’t have it neither can you” gesture seems right up his street.
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Andy Burnbum is a marxist running dog.
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That would actually be the right thing to do but for the wrong reasons.
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Andy Burnham has been in the pocket of Manchester City FC’s arab owners for years now. Loook! Am tellin yers, as Dirty Ange would say.
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A shit show
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I think he’s a halfbreed monkey. They’ve been doing this for years and finally found the gene that resembles a human but still talks shite. I think. You will have to let me know.
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Nigeria is surely nigh on empty now…. All the fuckers are here, aren’t they?
OT. I usually hate Steve Nicol (dirty Scouse cunt of yore and olde enemy). But he was right on ESPN the other night. Everyone is saying ‘brave’ and ‘plucky’ Scotland against Morocco. But Nicol was right, Scotland were bloody shite and deserved nothing.. If they can’t beat a bunch of hashish sellers, snake charmers and barbers, then they deserve to be knocked out. And as for ‘But…. But there is still hope (cue Star Wars overture music). Still a chance. If Scotland get a point against (wait for it) Brazil. Brazil? Oh, my sides. Ta-Ra Scotland.🤣
Oh, and I reckon we really do need a World Cup thread on here. For us football connoisseurs.😉
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Saw The Rise and Fall of Idi Amin at the Classic Cinema in Bury many years ago. 1981, I think it was. It was pissing down, so me and my then bird went in.
That’s as near as I ever got to African politics. That and watching Peter Gabriel on telly at that Nelson Mandela concert at Wembley in 1990. Otherwise, bugger it They can sod off, the lot of them. Hearing the cunts going ‘Yaka Yaka and Ooga Booga’ loudly on their phones everywhere is bad enough. They can fuck off.
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Bantus pretending to be civilised. Without western aid, they’ll soon degenerate and assimilate back into the local fauna.
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Apart from all the magnificent creatures and beautiful animals that inhabit the place, Africa is the arsehole of the world. Unstable and corrupt regimes, famine without end because of bad leadership and infinite corruption and power struggles. Also rife with crime. Poachers for a start. Then there’s the bloody pirates. The only place in the world where pirates still run amok (Somalian, naturally).
And, all that ‘Cradle of civilisation’ and ‘But.. But we all started there’ is bollocks. B.O. Double L. O.C.K.S. The European white man. Cave Man, Viking, Gaul, Early Celtic Briton whatever did not come from Africa. Their skin was not suitable for the scorching heat and sun of Africa for a kick off. Also, did the American Indian or the Mexican Aztec pop over the Atlantic from Africa? I don’t think so. And, what about the Abos in Oz? Or the Chinese and Japanese? Their culture and history goes way back. To say everyone began there is a load of crap. The oldest human skeleton fossil might have been found in Africa, but no way did all those European, Australian, Oriental and American races come out of there.
Mind you, they did build and guard Hadrian’s Wall, I’ll give ’em that.😉
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Love Peter Gabriel to bits, and his time in Genesis is still the stuff of legend. As were his first four solo albums.
But, his love of all this African stuff baffles me. Paul Simon was the same. His stuff with Art Garfunkel was beautiful. Peaking and ending with the magnificent ‘Bridge Over Troubled Water’ (single and album). But then there was Graceland. With Paul acknowledging African music. African music is more or less just thumping drums and voices going ‘A-Waka-Waka’ or ‘Yeke Yeke’. I recall a late 80s single by some African ‘artist’. It was actually called ‘Yeke Yeke’, and it consisted of some African bloke just shouting – well – err Yeke Yeke. Welll, there you are….
Anyway, Paul tried to get these Africans on to the world stage. But all he got was grief and cries of exploitation, and that he was using these poor downtrodden oppressed African musicians. Errr he did fucking pay them, you know. Paul should have left them where he found them. Because it/they are nothing but trouble.
Mind you, I did like that Burundi Stephenson Black record. And, Johnny Wakelin’s ‘In Zaire’ was ace….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUpGRXT18R8
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Man walks down the street says ‘ why am I soft in middle?
soft in the middle while the rest of my life is so hard.
bonedigger bonedigger.”
eh? what’s that little cunt going on about?
he should of stuck with dandelion head Garfunkel.
They were good 👍
That African shit not so much.
katanga.
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jesus christ.
That’s what the lyrics to that ubiquitous in the 80’s background-noise earworm were?
Fuck me! ; at least Sodom’s ‘The Saw is the Law’ had a proper narrative throughout (…with tears in his eyes and a gun in his hand ; so end’s the story of the chainsaw man’) AND a fucking killer(ha!) riff …
What a species 🤪
***
Cuntito Ergo Sum.
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HERE’s a song with some narrative (despite its non-complex verbiage) …
‘No Bullets Fly’ by Sabaton … about the German WWII ace that made the decision to not shoot down a severely crippled B17 that was limping for Blighty after a bombing run, upon seeing the dead & severly injured crewmen through holes in the fuselage …
Actually : here’s the story-link , the song is a 3 word search on YT if anyone cares to …
The B17 was named ‘Ye Olde Pub’, on it’s way home from bombing a Messerschmitt factory.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown_and_Franz_Stigler_incident
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oops. Focke-Wolff factory.
Besides which, if you take nothing else away from that story this day,.. note that B17 pilot Charlie Brown was TWENTY-ONE years old flying (Fortresses!) on several-hours duration bombing missions over Germany. 😲
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Indeed, Miserable.
Not forgetting ‘Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes’.
Hawu kujwayelekile kanjani (A-wa, a-wa)
Kodwa ezintsukwini zanamhlanje (A-waka, a-wa)
Sibona kwenzeka kanjani (A-waka, a-wa)
Amantombazane ayazondla (A-waka a-wa)
She’s a rich girl
She don’t try to hide it
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes (A-Waka wah)
He’s a poor boy
Empty as a pocket (A-Waka Waka)
Empty as a pocket with nothing to lose
Bloody Hell fire.🙄
S&G were great. I have their legendary appearance in Manchester on Granada TV. Bookends and Bridge Over Troubled Water are classics. The Only Living Boy In New York and America are classics.
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I wonder what the selection process is to become a politician in Africa..
Do you have to be good at head shrinking and genital mutilation.
Our just like our politicians, just be self serving grasping, greedy cunts..
In 30 years we will be just another third world shithole. So the Nigerians will be giving us tips..
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Yes PG tips
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In the clamorous pantomime that is the British Border Farce “asylum process”no doubt they would reject this little cunt on the grounds that he was masquerading as a dwarf pensioner..
Only for the wicked miniature cunt to win on appeal and import all his kids,who are all at least 30.
Fetch um and Oven um.
Very nice.
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In the clamorous pantomime that is the British Border Farce “asylum process”no doubt they would reject this little cunt on the grounds that he was masquerading as a dwařf pensioner..
Only for the wicked miniature cunt to win on appeal and import all his kids,who are all at least 30.
Fetch um and Oven um.
Very nice.
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Baby farms ,black magic, bad juju and chicken feathers.
I lived in Zaria for 10 years, they really are a bunch of backwards, stone age, dishonest, racist, superstitious, conning ,loud and theiving cunts.
The fact theirs government is even more bent and corrupt than ours ia absolutely no surprise at all.
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