are a cunt.

Everyone knows Nigerians are corrupt cunts. From backstreet diploma factories in Lagos to the infamous Nigerian prince lottery scam they are legendary in their dishonesty.

Bearing that in mind I give you one Mahmoud Sadis Buba. Buba has had to withdraw from a legislative race for a seat in the National Congress because concerns were raised he was a minor after documents surfaced online showing he was born in 2010 and making him 16 years old and therefore would have been disqualified under Nigerian law. In a brazen attempt to explain his youthful appearance and small stature he claimed he had hereditary dw@rfism despite his lack of gargoyle features and comically stumpy limbs. I bet he wasn’t even asked to wrestle a small dog or grant a wish to prove it.

I have to admire the brass neck of the little cunt to be honest. To claim you are 30 years old but look like a 1970’s Gary Coleman as having dw@rfism really does show the duplicitous cunning politicians are renowned for. When I was 16 I was hoping my bumfluff tache would be enough to fool the local off-license and not running for political office.

Daily Times

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.