are cunts.
Well that was quite a haul.
400 big ones filched by Peter Murrell, estranged pretend husband of the former Empress Krankie.
Spent on a motorhome, VW Golf, Jaguar I-Pace, jewellery, watches, wine coaster, coffee maker, fountain pen, video games and so on. And Kranks didn’t think to ask where the money was coming from. As wives never do.
Murrell’s pleaded guilty and awaits sentencing as I write., so none of their dirty wee secrets will be aired in court. How convenient. What deal has Murrell struck in return for protecting her I wonder? A lesser prison term perhaps?
When asked to comment, Krankie replied
‘I do not recall ever having been married.”
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
Peter goes for the ultimate and buys 2 cells.
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Full mcsporren oven Unkle
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To me, what really blows the gaff is the hair dryers. He’s bald as an egg.
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He had to go one better. His were Pubic Hairdryers.
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Maybe – due to kilt-wearing ancestry he(or she) have a mutant thatch of pubes like a sparrows nest? .. requiring a top end hairdryer(s) to keep pneumonia(pubemonia?)at bay 🤷♂️…
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Any self-respecting Mafia Don would have laundered it all into crypto then lavished it on diamond-encrusted handguns, stolen works of art, armour-plated limousines and the dirtiest, most expensive whores in town.
And what does Mr Krankie buy? A motorhome, coffee makers, fountain pens and limited edition hairdryers for slapheads.
Fuck me, for an organised crime syndicate the SNP are totally suburban.
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The whole business absolutely reeks, it’s a stench Wee Nikki will never be able to wash herself clean from.
What nauseates me is seeing her on TV trying to portray herself as the victim.
Oh, do fuck off, Nikki. You must think we all came down with last nights rain. There are people in commas who don’t believe a word you say.
Your credibility is completely shot, so when does your new Government post start, because you would fit in seamlessly with the bunch of liars, criminals and incompetents currently in place?
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“Och I dannae know fuck awl about it” says the Lego haired cunt…
Whilst walking about with a £4000 handbag.
Says everything you need to know about their level of Gravy Train entitlement.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Scotland answer to the Krays.
They like posh coffee, umbrellas, designer pencil sharpeners, and oh yes, massive luxury camper vans.
oh.an Wee Nicky likes a 7in tongue up her clopper.
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As a alleged fish supper Nicki didn’t stick by her feminist sisters when it came to trans rights.
if some scruffy Maureen hadn’t paid her heroine bill and ended up in prison,
they could expect a hairy arsed scotsman in badly applied lippy as a cell mate.
Maybe that’s what Peter was nicking the makeup for?
A way to get back with Nicki who only likes a hairy muff,
sort of a missus Doubtfire scheme where Peter wins back his square headed wife by cunningly getting into a frock and makeup and winning her greedy little heart?
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I assumed the make up was so he can identify as female and avoid the traditional Barlinnie Buggering.
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If Peter couldn’t find a hair restorer, it must be virtually impossible for regrowth. Then Its back to tattooing rabbits, to look like hares from a distance.
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A pair of quares suffering from Mandyitis.
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Was Peter a selfish bastard not to get Nicola a bigger set of tits and lips, or was he truly protecting her.
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when Pete gets out of prison his job prospects are going to be limited.
No more fresh brewed capachino.
have to use his pocket knife to sharpen any pencils.
Hope he’s kept a umbrella?
selling the Big Issue in the rain isn’t much fun.
Fandabbydozy!!👍
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She was as honest as the day is long when telling the court, “ I do not recall ever being shagged”.
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It would be interesting to find out what he’s spending his limited amount of money on in prison. That will be for the Sun headlines I suppose.
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Apparently wee Krankie went ‘no comment’ at interview. Says it all.
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To think of all the elaborate watches he bought and now its chalking four 1111’s on his cell wall before crossing them out.
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