are cunts.
Well that was quite a haul.
400 big ones filched by Peter Murrell, estranged pretend husband of the former Empress Krankie.
Spent on a motorhome, VW Golf, Jaguar I-Pace, jewellery, watches, wine coaster, coffee maker, fountain pen, video games and so on. And Kranks didn’t think to ask where the money was coming from. As wives never do.
Murrell’s pleaded guilty and awaits sentencing as I write., so none of their dirty wee secrets will be aired in court. How convenient. What deal has Murrell struck in return for protecting her I wonder? A lesser prison term perhaps?
When asked to comment, Krankie replied
‘I do not recall ever having been married.”
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
Peter goes for the ultimate and buys 2 cells.
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Full mcsporren oven Unkle
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To me, what really blows the gaff is the hair dryers. He’s bald as an egg.
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He had to go one better. His were Pubic Hairdryers.
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Maybe – due to kilt-wearing ancestry he(or she) have a mutant thatch of pubes like a sparrows nest? .. requiring a top end hairdryer(s) to keep pneumonia(pubemonia?)at bay 🤷♂️…
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Any self-respecting Mafia Don would have laundered it all into crypto then lavished it on diamond-encrusted handguns, stolen works of art, armour-plated limousines and the dirtiest, most expensive whores in town.
And what does Mr Krankie buy? A motorhome, coffee makers, fountain pens and limited edition hairdryers for slapheads.
Fuck me, for an organised crime syndicate the SNP are totally suburban.
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The whole business absolutely reeks, it’s a stench Wee Nikki will never be able to wash herself clean from.
What nauseates me is seeing her on TV trying to portray herself as the victim.
Oh, do fuck off, Nikki. You must think we all came down with last nights rain. There are people in commas who don’t believe a word you say.
Your credibility is completely shot, so when does your new Government post start, because you would fit in seamlessly with the bunch of liars, criminals and incompetents currently in place?
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“Och I dannae know fuck awl about it” says the Lego haired cunt…
Whilst walking about with a £4000 handbag.
Says everything you need to know about their level of Gravy Train entitlement.
Oven.
Good morning.
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Scotland answer to the Krays.
They like posh coffee, umbrellas, designer pencil sharpeners, and oh yes, massive luxury camper vans.
oh.an Wee Nicky likes a 7in tongue up her clopper.
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As a alleged fish supper Nicki didn’t stick by her feminist sisters when it came to trans rights.
if some scruffy Maureen hadn’t paid her heroine bill and ended up in prison,
they could expect a hairy arsed scotsman in badly applied lippy as a cell mate.
Maybe that’s what Peter was nicking the makeup for?
A way to get back with Nicki who only likes a hairy muff,
sort of a missus Doubtfire scheme where Peter wins back his square headed wife by cunningly getting into a frock and makeup and winning her greedy little heart?
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I assumed the make up was so he can identify as female and avoid the traditional Barlinnie Buggering.
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If Peter couldn’t find a hair restorer, it must be virtually impossible for regrowth. Then Its back to tattooing rabbits, to look like hares from a distance.
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A pair of quares suffering from Mandyitis.
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Was Peter a selfish bastard not to get Nicola a bigger set of tits and lips, or was he truly protecting her.
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when Pete gets out of prison his job prospects are going to be limited.
No more fresh brewed capachino.
have to use his pocket knife to sharpen any pencils.
Hope he’s kept a umbrella?
selling the Big Issue in the rain isn’t much fun.
Fandabbydozy!!👍
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She was as honest as the day is long when telling the court, “ I do not recall ever being shagged”.
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It would be interesting to find out what he’s spending his limited amount of money on in prison. That will be for the Sun headlines I suppose.
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Apparently wee Krankie went ‘no comment’ at interview. Says it all.
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And afterwards she claimed she had given the police full co-operation and that she had been completely exonerated. It seems to me that the Scottish legal system has been politically corrupted. There was always something fishy about Sturgeon and it was neither her name nor the smell of her minge.
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Her breathe?
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To think of all the elaborate watches he bought and now its chalking four 1111’s on his cell wall before crossing them out.
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What a shit show, Jimmy says she didn’t know.
Came home one evening and shouts to Pete, who the fuck has parked that massive motor home on out drive, Pete says, it’s ours, I bought it with green shield stamps, Jimmy says ah the SNP green shield stamps 😉
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It’s Starmer fucking off day, one the box now.
I bet he wishes he had let Andy go for the Gorton and Denton by election 😂
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Rodney Stormfuhrer just announced hes a useless cunt and is stepping down.
Off you pop then.
Some fuckin choir blaring our for some reason?
Ukrainian under 16s male voice choir?
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The eu anthem, showing where his loyalties lie.
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Indeed,good riddance to the cunt.
Welcome a new cunt.
Much as I despise the cunt those fuckers playing that fucking music should have been destroyed by the Special Patrol Group.
What a state of affairs..
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@unk…it was the perennial moron EU loving arsewipe Steve bray blaring out the anthem but I’ve know doubt tooly was singing away in his head 😩…now a general election should be called 🧐
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Just a small point Unk; SPG is long gone, replaced by the Territorial Support Group, TSG. Same bunch of hard bastards but a lot more of them.
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Indeed Arfur.
But I want them back,at several division strength🎩
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Bye! Useless tosser
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It’s been said that the next election could lead to a hung parliament. If Burnham‘s still around it will be a cleft parliament.
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A hung parliament? Seeing the traitorous cunts hanging by their necks would be a good thing.
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Apparently that noise was that cunt Steve Bray blasting out Beethoven’s 9th symphony (the vocal bit) that unemployed little fucker is still allowed to stand outside all day doing fuck all except to make the air hideous. Russell Quirk explained that on his programme this morning,
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I had a to-do with Bray once. Called him a wanker and he got right upset. Prick.
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What a relief. Remrats to go, still not knowing if women have cocks.
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Apparently Quare’s “daughter” has a cock hidden beneath a D Notice. No wonder the CUNT is permanently startled.
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Peter Murrell brought the Scottish version of the video game, Grand Thrift Auto.
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You drive round looking for the cheapest petrol station
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I doubt they are even Scottish..
Where’s the crates of tennents super and tunnock tea cakes.
No industrial deep fat fryers either..
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NAY fucking comment Jimmy..!
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Later keir you fuckin chump.
just one of the many faces of the shower of shite we’ve had in office.
Boris slug Johnson
hunchback Teresa Maybe
that paki
her who didn’t get to unpack her stuff before being ousted,
now this fuckin android.
Luckily now we get a scouser
😳
stealing milk bottles on Downing Street in the morning
talking about da Beatles and playing football in the street.
fuck me.
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and Hillsborough. I suspect that’ll come up too
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Has he revealed that he went to school with Paul McCuntney’s brother yet?
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I hope he doesn’t turn up at the White House in tracky bottoms.
Donald takes a dim view of dress down Friday
as evidenced by his mocking of professional tapping cunt Zelensky who turned up wearing twining string for a belt and wellys.
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Nowt wrong with wellies. Jack got married in his.
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Wes has publicly promised to suck Andy’s knob 😂
Looks like we are going to get the Prime Minister of Makerfield 🤮
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Nothing more than a new label on the same can of shit.
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Same shit – different bucket.
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Don’t worry SOI, the scouse twat has got 2-3 years before the next GE, which is plenty of time for the true colours of the ‘King of the North’ to come to light & get everybody completely pissed off with Labour again. Turd.
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Two years to take us further down the U bend, at least chips and gravy will be on the menu at No 10
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Those Makerfield halfwits
shouldn’t be allowed to vote in the next general election.
or be left unsupervised with scissors
or lit sparklers.
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After all the posturing by the Puff of the South he must have decided that the PM job is a poison chalice 😂
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{darlek voice}: I wrote my resignation speech, but it never crossed my desk.
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When a voter asked Mrs Krankie if she had a bald cunt she said yes he’s called Peter
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My dad calls Andy Burnem ‘ Gizza Chip’.
😆 Hahaha.
My daddy doesn’t care for Merseyside malingerers.
They stole his fleece out the cab of the removal van and he’s never forgiven them.
we also moved some fat scouser back home from Stockport where he’d split with his missus,
he lay on the sofa the whole time while me and my dad who’d of been in his 60s then did the heavy work
then asked for a job!!!
😁
the look of disbelief on my dad’s face was brilliant.
I genuinely thought he’d chin him.
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I believe he bought Nicola a diamond encrusted strap on. Probably the only thing she didn’t question where he got the money.
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Best analogy I’ve heard so far about replacing Starmer with Burnham:
It’s like shitting your pants then changing your socks.
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afternoon Thomas👍
you scuttle that dogeater yet?
I want all the details if you do.
If you believe jap porn an I do,
they make a lot of noise.
that’d quicken my pace a bit that.
What does she do at your works?
not in the canteen i hope?
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Getting rid of syphilis only to catch gonorrhea?
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Afternoon MNC…we went out on Saturday with some mutual friends…I sounded like a right twat with my missing tooth, fucking lisping like a cissy!
But I’ve laid the foundations…dunno how it’ll go. She is pretty fit though.
For a yerrow.
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Nice one!
give her some bayonet💪💪
Ask her if she can get me Jackie Chans autograph.
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Haha Cunt Engine….I saw our Andy photographed wearing some expensive looking sandals, probably worth a couple of hundred quid. The deluded Labour halfwits on the backbenches really do think he is the Messiah. I wonder if he has a Svengali type of Lord Alli to buy his shell suits and pay for his wife’s spray tan sessions?
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Meanwhile, I’m looking at this.
Bøged Strandvej 25, 4720 Præstø | LILIENHOFF https://share.google/joWSIaSrBui904hqP
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sorry Odin,
that links well dodgy.
all in Russian.
what is it?
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It’s Danish.
An old farm house with 2.4 hectares, a cherry orchard, 5 bedrooms, stables for two horses (read: classic car rebuilds) and about 200 yards away from fishing and hunting heaven
Somewhere that I have my playlist already sorted for the ride on mower tour around my manicured lawns.
I shall be painting the gates in a tasteful country cream and the outhouse in a modern Farrow and ball external mint.
That warehouse kind of thing, I have reserved for Thomas’ away from home love dungeon…with viewing gallery.
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That looks fantastic Odin, if you don’t mind me asking how much?
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4.4 million kroner
About 400,000 quid
About 650,000 AUD
That would buy a beat up 2 bedroom shite unit in Melbourne’s industrial east.
I am astonished about the price of real estate in Europe. If europe ever properly swings back to the Right I’ll move there.
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Naughty Nicola! Phwoar! What ever did she see in slap head Pete?
Good afternoon, everyone.
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For me the funniest thing he bought was 108 bog rolls during lockdown.
Two days later Krankie told the Jocks not to panic buy bog rolls.
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