Cadbury’s (2) Dairy Shite

A glass and a half full cunting please for Cadbury’s.

Now I am a big fan of chocolate and I have always enjoyed a CDM as a treat.

But in recent year’s Cadbury’s was acquired by huge Yank corporation Mondelez who are constantly trying to “improve” the recipe. In other words ruining what is a chocolate that the British palate has enjoyed for over 100 years.

I had the misfortune to taste a chunk of “Caramilk” which is basically a sickly sweet candy style bar. This may suit the tastebuds of your average obese American but it don’t work here…

Fuck you Mondelez leave our chocolate alone.

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Nominated by: MiddleEngland

Dead Pool [218]

Congratulations to me i.e Shaun who correctly predicted the next dead dude: US talk radio conservative broadcaster documentary maker, author and protestor Phil Valentine who has died of Covid complications aged 61.Valentine had expressed vaccine scepticism however was said by his family to have changed his stance after falling seriously ill.No doubt his face will be plastered over the news for days to come.

On to Dead Pool 218.

The Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)If your pick has already been taken tough titty.Pick someone else as we can’t be arsed to check.

5)You cannot change your nominations during the pool unless a pick of yours has already been taken by someone else.

City Driving Drives Me Insane

(Header pic stats from Dept of Transport 2020 – Day Admin)

Driving in cities is a cunt and never fails to annoy me, every fucking day there is a reason for my blood pressure to bounce off the scale.

Today Mrs Fugly and i on the way to work get stuck behind a fucking electric Porsche [there a contradiction in terms, like happily married or fun run} anyway mid life crisis man dosnt indicate one time for about 3 and a half miles, what a cunt, maybe he cant spare the voltage, but a cunt none the less.

Then there is a council van, has put his flashing lights on in a narrow street and with his tranny pick up blocking the whole street has fucked off into the tikkytakky shop on the corner.

Fucking yesterday driving along, there is a cyclist on the other side of the road the car behind the cyclist swings into my path head on to give the cyclist a big enough distance, we both have to slam on the brakes to avoid a head on crash on my side of the road.
When i had finished ripper her a new arsehole, i said wtf were you doing, and i shit you not she said what am i supposed to do, it hadn’t ever crossed her tiny mind to stop or even slow down, just pull into oncoming traffic,, cunt.

Driving home the other day there are a bunch of kids literally sat in one lane of the road, on top of that you have cars rolling at 3mph looking for a house number or something, or some cunt on their phone once the lights have gone green and then give you shit when you toot, like its your fault their a cunt, or mother fuckers on leccy scooters riding towards you on your side of the road,or the cunts who cunt you up and then brake check you, or cunts who end up in a coned off lane trying to beat the traffic and the force their way into your lane and give you the finger, maybe i should get on a bus, hang on , no fucking way…

Normally i would say dont come to Cardiff but im sure there are much worse places out there with worse traffic and worse cunts….cunts,cunts all cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Mike Lindell’s US Election Pillow Talk

Mike Lindell is the CEO of mypillow and nobody knew who he was until he declared the results of the 2020 US election to be fake.

He’s being sued for making such claims but has been grifting the right wing for money. He’s had evidence the election was hacked since last year, but has a 72 hour CYBER SYMPOSIUM to reveal it.

The guy is so confident he’s offered up $5,000,000 to anyone who attends who can prove him wrong. You can only attend if Mike invites you.

His evidence is random hex data a sixth former could create, but don’t worry President Trump will be back in office by the end of the week! Just like people have said every month since November.

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Nominated by: LazyBiscuits

(I actually saw some of this and it was interesting. One woman is going to get arrested for admitting to stealing data illegally, Mike appeared to be on drugs and when experts asked for the data they were told ‘no’. I also liked Ron Watkins being unable to use Windows Explorer – DA).

Sinn Fein and Michelle O’Neill

In 1980, ten IRA terrorists deliberately starved themselves to death in the Maze prison in order to pressurise the British Government into recognising their crimes as political. These scum are regarded by modern day republicans and Sinn Fein as martyrs of the ‘armed struggle’ to end British rule in Ireland. Sinn Fein’s veneration of these thugs knows no restraints of decency or taste.

On Twatter, Michelle O’Neill, the leader of Sinn Fein in Northern Ireland, duly commemorated IRA thug, Thomas McElwee, one of the hunger strikers. Ms O’Neill tweeted, in Irish, that McElwee had ‘died for Irish freedom’.

There no mention that McElwee, who was able chose the timing and manner of his own death, did not extend the same dignity to Yvonne Dunlop. Ms Dunlop, 27, a mother of three was burnt alive in her father’s shop when an incendiary bomb planted by McElwee detonated without warning. McElwee was sentenced to life for the murder.

And yet, poor Yvonne Dunlop’s name has all been ignored by Sinn Fein. They are only interested in tastlessly fostering a cult of forgetting about the victims of the IRA and recasting perpetrators of some of the most depraved crimes imaginable as heroes involved in a struggle for human rights.

This is not an error on the part of Sinn Feinn. It’s deliberate. When challenged on the party’s airbrushing of Ms Dunlop, a Sinn Fein official and election candidate tweeted that unlike ‘natives’, Unionists don’t deserve to be listened to. Yet many of those Unionists have roots in Northern Ireland which go back to before the arrival of whites in North America.

How many were killed in Northern Ireland and mainland Britain by Irish Republican thugs and gangsters posing as “freedom fighters” ? Isn’t it about time they were commemorated rather than the scum that killed them ? Forget about the victims is Sinn Féin’s approach.

McElwee was not a freedom fighter. He was a thug, a criminal and a murderer. A totally irredeemable cunt.

A heartless and cruel pile of cunt from some of the biggest cunts on the planet.

https://twitter.com/sinnfeinireland/status/1424294313450745858

Nominated by: MMCM