I can’t believe it! It’s here, it’s really here at last!
Yes, after what seems like an eternity of waiting, the 21st century’s answer to ‘Evita’ has finally exploded onto our screens…
… and hurled shit in every direction.
Lloyd Webber and Rice might have been able to make something out of the ‘Queen of Hearts’ story in musical terms; it does, after all, have a number of parallels to that of Eva Peron.
But here we have embarrassingly lacklustre tunes and hilariously bad lyrics from David Bryan and Joe DiPietro; no, me neither, but here’s a little sample of their Cole Porter-like genius with words. Get this;

*(paparazzi chase Di through streets) ‘better than Guiness, better than a wank, take some pics, it’s money in the bank!’
*(Di croons to baby Harry) ‘my ginger-haired son, you’ll always be second to none’

Fuck my hat, I’d like to believe that this is meant to be in ironic bad taste, but I see no evidence to suggest that the insight, wit or clever intent is there for that. What might yet prove to be ironic however is that being so gloriously naff, this shithouse effort could actually acquire a cult following and become a real life ‘Springtime for Hitler’. Stranger things have happened.
For myself, all I can say is, where are the Gershwins and Frank Loesser when you need them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDJdig8JFbQ

Nominated by: Ron Knee

(New owner of Newcastle United, Mohammed bin Salman – Day Admin)

The stupidity, moral bankruptcy and gullibility of football and it’s fans.
I refer to Newcastle being taken over by racist, warmongering (Yemen) terrorist backing murderers,(allegedly). i.e. the Saudi royals.

”Alan Shearer says the Saudi Arabian-backed £305m takeover of Newcastle is a “special day” for the club’s long-suffering supporters.”

Yes, a respected ex footballer thinks this is a good thing. That’s how fucking low football has sunk in the cess pit.

The Geordie twats no doubt are looking forward to all ties with the Toon being severed like an adulteress’s head in a car park, and a team of mercenary allsorts costing 100’s of millions going by the name of Newcastle just like the Gorton pigtrotters do for Citeh. With a manager from Europe. To pander to the Chinese television audience and give a bloodthirsty despot some respectability.

Taking the fucking knee will never be more ironic.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Just recently, I’ve heard this phrase and I did wonder what it meant. After a phone in on BBC radio I now understand. What this actually refers to is that if you’re skint, it’s more expensive to live…pre-payment meters, pre-pay phones, expensive lending and poor quality of food you can buy.

Well, the reason pre-pay things are more expensive is that you are a less desirable customer and have at some point in the past been shall we say….”unreliable with your money”. I think companies have the right to charge more if they are continually chasing you for money because you tend to waste it on crap. Any company making obscene profits from these folk need closing down and the owners jailing.

Expensive lending? Well, if you’re on benefits the last thing you should be thinking of is borrowing money, you have no income FFS. A woman called the show who was on the skank complaining that she couldn’t go on holiday abroad or buy little Tommy that Nintendo Switch for Christmas unless she borrowed from loan sharks….Jesus wept.

You have to eat poor quality food if you are less well-off. This is complete BOLLOCKS as I have proved. I ate a sea bass, new spuds and fresh broccoli for less than the price of a McDonalds breakfast…stop buying takeaway food you mongers and get down the supermarket.

I remember a photo recently of a queue for a food bank and they pointed out the Apple phones, trainers, football tops and other junk people have wasted their money on before thinking of feeding themselves or their kids. Makes me sick.

Expensive to be poor my anus.

Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank

(Why not call it a year instead! Only a matter of time. – Day Admin)

October.

The month denoted to socialists, globalists, and the over-compassionate, subservient indigenous folk, to pay their respects to the history of the black community.

Waitrose, John Lewis, and M&S promote this unnecessary propaganda, and it subsequently causes division. It would take a magnus opus of a cunting to even begin to explain why the remaining 11 months of the year should be celebrated in other ways.

Spasticus was 20 years old in 1990, and this crap didn’t exist back then. In my experience, quite the opposite. During the 2 years that I lived in SW London I was verbally abused several times, ‘White bastard’ etc. I’d done no wrong, just a hippy wandering down the street minding my own business.

So when I saw a BHM poster in their entrance yesterday, I complained to the local M&S via social media. Told them I didn’t appreciate being brainwashed.

Maybe take a leaf out of the cancel culture book. Gang up, and pin the cunts to the wall using their own techniques.

Nominated by: Marcus Maximus Spasticus

And to add insult to injury, there’s this from mystic maven

Black History Month Tube Map

I’ve seen it all now, every station on the London Underground map has been renamed after a black person.

It’s real – click here.

Only black people, mind, not Asians, Orientals etc.

Not much diversity there then.

Probably just a matter of time until they decide to make it permanent.

Strangely enough, I couldn’t find Stab Central though.

Nominated by: mystic maven

(Given the appalling events yesterday (15/10/21), this Post has been bumped up as a priority – Day Admin)

The religion of peace. In light of the stabbing in Leigh on sea yesterday. I would like to pose the question when are this soft as shit government going to crack down on these sharia cunts?
They can’t all be suffering from mental health issues F.F.S Isn’t it about time Priti useless and the jellyfish took the silk glove off and showed the mailed fist to these cunts?
The muslim council of Great Britain should be told the patience of this country is wearing thin and it’s time mosques started closing in retaliation.

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Nominated by: CuntyMort

THE RELIGION OF PEACE:

As a child (I was one once) my parents could only take me on holiday every second year, and that was nearly always to Southend and invariably we would take the pen top bus to Leigh On Sea, a few miles away – away from the permanent funfair and amusements, Leigh On Sea was lttle more than a sleepy fishing village then.

Yesterday Sir David Amess, who did so much for animal welfare ws murdered there – apparently by a British Somalian Muslim. No doubt Kahn and co will stay “diversity is our strength”. It is not – it is our weakness and our shame that we have become such a soft touch.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

If I may Admin, I’d like to give a eulogy to one of the UKs greatest MPs, that today was taken away from us in the name of diversity!

Mr Amess, a man who devoted nearly 40 years of his life to the people of his constituency was knifed to death by an evil coward who even though I’m not religious, I hope there is a hell this creature will rot in for eternity,

Mr Amess devoted his life to both improving the lives of people and animals, putting forward legislation that was not not always popular with his party contemporaries, but had the balls to do so, he was a proud patriot of our country, he was an avid Eurosceptic who I believe always wanted what was best for this country,

I give my condolences to his wife and five children who have lost a rock in their lives, you can be proud your father did his best to make this country a better place, and you can be proud your father was also murdered in cold blood doing what he was good at, helping his constituents, whether they voted for him or not!

RIP
David Amess
1952-2021

The world is now a much poorer place without you!?

Nominated by: Captain Quimson