(NOTE: we have processed a nomination for the appalling “incident” yesterday, and will go live very soon. So please keep this Post on topic. Thanks – Day Admin)

Am I cynical and just know that this was staged.

The link shows a man entering a building and seconds later a glass window crashes to the ground, a lucky near miss or was it always destined to fall at the moment.

The window came from the mans brothers room Mohammed three floors up, ah now we are seeing the a little more evidence that the rules of chance may have been distorted.
Now the window was dodgy but any normal cunt would have put some duck tape on it and kept it closed until it could be repaired

Mohammed says his brother now has PTSD from the near miss and deserves some compo, fuck me, I knew there was a punchline.

Cunters you decide am I a cynical cunt or are Mo and his brother a pair money grabbing cunts.

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Nominated by: Sick of it

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Superwooftah the Camp Crusader in a same sex relationship with Boy Robin. Holy Twatman Gotham City has turned into the Manchester of the Universe. I am most seriously confused as all the Super Heroes are shagging each other and BatWoman is a munter in a consensual relationship with Lois Lane. Pass the BatDildo Lois. What next The Hulk is shagging Lassie and Goldilocks and the Three Bears are reimagined in all their LGBT glory?

Big splash KAPOW that Superman has been redrawn by some simpering Oz cunt with slap head hiding beneath a flat cap and very irritating chin beard – the sort of beard if seen on a MMA fighter would demand a Ground, Pound and KO. Oh how the little cunt twitters and puffs on about how an honour it is to have the opportunity to draw the Caped Crusader and his son with cock rings, butt plugs and arse piercings.
The Joker is on us.

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Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

And then there’s this from Ron Knee

Superman

A short while ago I came back into the living room to find the wife laughing so hard that she was actually spilling her tea.

‘What’s tickled your fancy?’ says I, intrigued.

‘Christ’ says she, wiping a tear from her eye. ‘Have a look at this’, and points towards an article that’s up on her computer screen.

Great Caesar’s ghost! Can this be true? In another attempt to appear ‘inclusive’ and ‘diverse’, DC Comics has decided that its most iconic of icons, Superman no less, will ‘come out’ as bi-sexual.

I mean, can you Adam and Eve it? The most macho, alpha superhero ever, fresh from a hard day saving the galaxy again, returns home for a bit of a cuddle and canoodle with his ‘friend’ Jay Nakamura, a ‘Gamorran’ refugee, naturally.

You couldn’t make this stuff up. Er, well actually you can if you’re DC Comics and desperate to show how ‘progressive’ you are. Next thing you know, he’ll be wearing his shirt outside his pants, sporting a man-bun and drinking soy latté.

‘Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Superperson!’

DC Comics? Fucking AC/DC Comics morelike. I’m getting too old for this shit.

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A late entry from Miserable northern cunt, regarding Batman from the 60s TV show in need of some young Dick!

Batman.

A billionaire goes to a circus.
There he sees a supple, agile young acrobat named Dick.

Upon finding out Dick hasn’t any parents this rich man takes the boy dresses him in hot pants and mask and moves him in.

The billionaire isn’t married, no girlfriend, and dresses in a mask and head to toe black rubber.

He also has a secret cave where he takes this pliable lad for god knows what.

At no time does social services intervene,
Likewise the police.
The rich get away with anything.
Why is Batman so interested in young Dick?
Has he touched Dick?

Gotham has its problems,
Like any city.
But its a stain on its reputation if it ignores the handling of young Dick by “Older man”
Bruce Wayne.

There.
I’ve outed him.

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Fuckwits who deserve to get sorted out by natural selection, but live to be a fuckwit another day.

Link to story.

This is for all those fuckwits who can’t even cross a road without help, you know the cockwombles I’m talking about:

– retards who ride across the road infront of you on lecky scooters when you luckily slowing for a junction;
– fuckmonkeys who walk into the traffic oblivious of the danger because they are up dating their facebook page…lol;
– dick heads who fling car doors open without checking mirrors, or just pull into already moving traffic;
– retarded inbred Swansea fuckwits who should have just been flushed down the bog at birth.

See this gormless slapper who in my opinion must have already cheated natural selection too many times, luckily for the bus company a driver with dashcam footage handed the film in to the bus company, or that knuckle dragging cabbage from the shallow end of the gene pool would have sued their arses and therefore cost every fucker more money.

This is even worse in Londonisbad, still im sure she wont do it again, but then again, she,s from Swansea so who the knows, natural selection awaits…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

(Registered blind person, Nicholas Bateman and his guidedog attacked by feral yobs – Day Admin)

I have a dog. He’s neurotic, insomniac & semi continent. He 5 kilos of pure muscle, drives me mad, but I wouldn’t be without him. He’s why I get out of bed in the morning and put matching socks on.

So I was absolutely incandescent with rage to read about some lowlife kicking the service dog of a blind, wheelchair bound man.

I would suggest, when this cunt is identified, that the police just post his photo & address, and let the good citizens meet out a suitable punishment.

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Helpful links provided by Miles Plastic and Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

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Vive-Le-Cunt for the pint sized French leader, who is still throwing his toys out of his pram, over us leaving his beloved EU. Last March it seems Britain was deprived of 5 million doses of the Astra-Zenica Covid vaccine, thanks to the cheese sniffer:

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Whatever your view of the vaccine – pro or anti – this was a deliberate theft and yet another excuse for the shit-faced granny shagger to seek revenge.

On the same subject, somebody has got Sleepy Joe Biden out of his coffin again, to mouth more threats about the Washington view of Northern Ireland. I sometimes wonder if Biden isn’t given the kiss of life by some of the more malevolent Remainers in the Labour Party – what better time to mouth threats through his false teeth than Conference week. Biden was at his most comatose last week.

As regards France, we need to fire a shot across their bows – the cowardly little cunts would be as scared as they were in 1940. As for Biden we need to tell him to mind his own fucking business – even if that business is sniffing young girls hair.

There you are – Macron and Biden: two cunts for the price of one

Nominated by: W.C.Boggs

And we may as well have another nom about the Frogs. This one from Fuglyucker

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The fucking French are cunts, as we already know the lazy froggie wankers have

always been cunts but its French fisherman im aiming this cunting at.
These cunts are up in arms because they are not having their licenses renewed to fish off the coast of Jersey after the Brexit deal.

So they are going to try and cut off supplies to the UK via all the ports to try and fuck up Christmas the despicable cunts, bearing in mind they reckon it would be impossible to slow down the constant tidal wave of immigrant shit traveling from France to the UK every fucking day……useless slimy fuckers, it goes to show when its in their interest its a different kettle of fish[excuse the pun]…