Mohammed Saidu is a shit storing cunt.
Too funny to not post here, this article has it all. Pidgin English, Mo’s 50 or so sacks of shit, suitably outraged neighbours along with the fact finding mission our magistrates and judges could learn from, going along to see/smell the horrors of di bags of poo-poo for herself before sentencing the dirty cunt.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.
Opened the link.
Read the first sentence the best that I could.
Closed the link.
Good morning.
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is it just me or is the link in pidgin english?
strangely i can read it just fine.
in the blokes defence he only stockpiled bags of human shit to mask the smell of his meighbours cooking
and to keep the flies off his dinner.
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Bag o shite.
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No, Mis it is current BBC English.
Good Morning.
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I have an Argentinian colleague.
You wouldn’t know that he was Argentinian unless you were speaking to him in Spanish.
Argentinians have their own way of pronouncing various letters, which is unique to their country.
He speaks English fluently with a perfect accent.
Having only been to England as a tourist he prides himself on this.
Once when I was with Mrs Cunter we met him in a bar and the subject of language differences in our home countries came up.
I told him that although he could speak English perfectly, Mrs Cunter and I could have a conversation about anything for an entire evening and he wouldn’t be able to understand one word.
I then proved it by talking to her in slang, including London rhyming slang and throwing in lots of jargon and esoteric phrases.
He didn’t have a clue what we were talking about.
I explained to him that the reason why we don’t speak like that all of the time is because we are not ignorant or stupid.
The BBC promote the obscene destruction of the English language.
They deserve to be cunted yet again alongside the Pákí shit collector.
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dunno wa e tokkin bout?
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Not sure what’s shittier, the bags of crap or the language. Trained monkeys could do better.
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I wonder what the evolution of the toilet will be.
First, people just shat wherever they felt like it.
Then they decided to dig holes and shat in them until they were full.
Then they started building settlements at the top of hills where their shit would tumble (or run) down to the poor people’s settlements below.
People would then shit in a pot and chuck it out of their windows.
Now we have inside toilets and sewage works.
In a few hundred years the people of the future will be amused and probably disgusted that we were so primitive to have a room in our houses to shit.
Hopefully they will invent a teleporter device.
You shit in a teleporter machine and instantly the crap is transported to Pakistan and dumped in their streets.
It will make no difference to the smell of that country and personally, I can’t wait.
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Mo and the pidgin BBC belong together in a great big pile of 💩…woz fa dee dinna mudda…oh I tink iz doo dat favurit ov de fadas yu nowz he lik dat horrse flys patties wid dee extrra ripee dung beatles on da topz…yaay tank da god for sheit 😩
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