Mohammed Saidu is a shit storing cunt.
Too funny to not post here, this article has it all. Pidgin English, Mo’s 50 or so sacks of shit, suitably outraged neighbours along with the fact finding mission our magistrates and judges could learn from, going along to see/smell the horrors of di bags of poo-poo for herself before sentencing the dirty cunt.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.
Opened the link.
Read the first sentence the best that I could.
Closed the link.
Good morning.
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is it just me or is the link in pidgin english?
strangely i can read it just fine.
in the blokes defence he only stockpiled bags of human shit to mask the smell of his meighbours cooking
and to keep the flies off his dinner.
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Bag o shite.
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No, Mis it is current BBC English.
Good Morning.
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I have an Argentinian colleague.
You wouldn’t know that he was Argentinian unless you were speaking to him in Spanish.
Argentinians have their own way of pronouncing various letters, which is unique to their country.
He speaks English fluently with a perfect accent.
Having only been to England as a tourist he prides himself on this.
Once when I was with Mrs Cunter we met him in a bar and the subject of language differences in our home countries came up.
I told him that although he could speak English perfectly, Mrs Cunter and I could have a conversation about anything for an entire evening and he wouldn’t be able to understand one word.
I then proved it by talking to her in slang, including London rhyming slang and throwing in lots of jargon and esoteric phrases.
He didn’t have a clue what we were talking about.
I explained to him that the reason why we don’t speak like that all of the time is because we are not ignorant or stupid.
The BBC promote the obscene destruction of the English language.
They deserve to be cunted yet again alongside the Pákí shit collector.
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dunno wa e tokkin bout?
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Not sure what’s shittier, the bags of crap or the language. Trained monkeys could do better.
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I wonder what the evolution of the toilet will be.
First, people just shat wherever they felt like it.
Then they decided to dig holes and shat in them until they were full.
Then they started building settlements at the top of hills where their shit would tumble (or run) down to the poor people’s settlements below.
People would then shit in a pot and chuck it out of their windows.
Now we have inside toilets and sewage works.
In a few hundred years the people of the future will be amused and probably disgusted that we were so primitive to have a room in our houses to shit.
Hopefully they will invent a teleporter device.
You shit in a teleporter machine and instantly the crap is transported to Pakistan and dumped in their streets.
It will make no difference to the smell of that country and personally, I can’t wait.
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Mo and the pidgin BBC belong together in a great big pile of 💩…woz fa dee dinna mudda…oh I tink iz doo dat favurit ov de fadas yu nowz he lik dat horrse flys patties wid dee extrra ripee dung beatles on da topz…yaay tank da god for sheit 😩
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Anyone know what’s been done with the evidence?
It could come in handy for training our athletes in the new Olympic sport of throwin di poo-poo.
Non-pavement apes need not apply.
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You are assuming that the shit will be solid Geordie.
Looking at the filthy Pákí cunt, I suspect that it will be runny.
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A lovely thought.
Enjoy your Café con Leche, Artful.
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If you find out, GT, let me know as I could do with building a new extension on the hut. Thanks.
🛖
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Filthy cunt. The government say immigration is a good thing? Wrong!!!!
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Exactly.
What fucking use is this cunt to any country?
If he doesn’t know how to use a toilet then you can be certain that he doesn’t know how to use a shower.
The smelly Pákí cunt.
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Why do I get a feeling the stinky cunt will be heading here in a dinghy and standing as the green candidate for local mayor within a couple of weeks.
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I thought the BBC had accidentally posted a Fav Lav presenters script for a moment.
And they needn’t go as far as Nigeria for a story such as this.
It’s probably happening at a requisitioned Holiday Inn near you as we speak.
Or a least it will be, shortly after this filthy cunts boat has hit the beach in Kent,
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THIRD WORLD GB.
DEFUND THE BBC.
DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT
🇬🇧✝️🔥☠️
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MAKE BRITAIN WHITE AGAIN 🇬🇧
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I notice the local “mayor” in the article spoke perfect English.
Bud not da bbc jooornaleest.
Cunts oven.
Good morning.
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I would imagine that the ‘journalist’ is also the local carpenter, midwife, abortionist and occasional witch doctor, UT.
Just the kind of skill set we need for one of Andy Burnhams new care homes.
Get him over here.
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I see the BBC have cancelled Blankety Blank, Celebrity Master Mind and Live at the Apollo in order to save money.
About fucking time, I say.
They can also add BBC Pidgin whilst they’re at it.
I see absolutely no reason to pander to the ignorance of wollygogs.
If they can’t read or speak proper English, fuck ‘em.
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News pidgin, bit like carrier pigeons but retarded I suppose. Dirty bastard
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50 bags of shit, he must have felt like a millionaire
Aye, where there’s much there’s money.
The dirty fucking savages.
PS, welcome to the UK, no problem with the language, we have the BBC.
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@geordie… coming up for auction at curry distribution international 😩…must go today ready for the weekends piss heads after pub jolly 😋
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I clicked on the link and took me a few moments to realise it’s a genuine bbc site….I thought it was some sort of monty python piss take of it initially.
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So part of the licence fee goes towards training bbc ‘journalists’ to spout this gibberish? They should have delivered de poo poo to their offices.
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Indeed it does.
The initial set up involved government grants from whichever country engaged with the service, but from then on it looks, unsurprisingly, opaque.
In other words, it’s now funded by the licence fee.
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Moh’s golden turd.
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Enough Said. All there’s needed is a can of petrol and a Bengal match.
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The poor cunt was just following government advice and doing a bit of prepping. Water,? Check. Canned provender? Check. Rice? Check.Pasta? Check. Sacks of da poo-poo? Check.Loo rolls? Why?
Good morning. everyone.
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A new low for Tower Hamlets…
I suspect the regime’s Bent Broadcasting Cesspit are publishing this story to discourage our unwelcome guests from returning home… After all, we desperately need them because “GDP” and diversity is our strength.
Then again, perhaps it is a subtle dig at the leader of Britain’s Conservative Party, who spent the first 16 years of her life in that country, following a brief initial stay in one of our hospitals. The BBC are quite sly and bitchy when it suits them, and will attack anybody who isn’t politically to their tastes. To be fair, there are confused people who think an African wimminz should lead the English, so perhaps the BBC are being useful idiots in a sense…
But based on the promotion of pidgin “English” alone, thank god I stopped paying for the licence over 20 years ago. Thousands of pounds saved and, above all, the withdrawal of my support for this dangerous, degenerate and evil organisation.
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Dat BBC dey be using da queens English
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GB’s power / wealth / influence was all built on education. Improving even the great unwashed education brought so much to the country.
(though the powers at be probably regret it)
Which is why the clock is being turned back.
A population of ignorant uneducated twats..!
This is why the DINGHY RAT is not being stopped.
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This country is just as bad where cleanliness is concerned. Wiping your arse after a shit is the be all and end all. No it isn’t. There’s not enough bidet’s to go around. I fortunately having an extra toilet where I can have a crap and use the sink has a makeshift bidet. For all you unfortunate disabled cunter’s in wheelchairs be aware of people like me, who use your toilets in public areas for washing out arses in the sink provided for your hands and face. Don’t blame me, get in touch with the council.
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Flushable wet wipes Sammy
You can probably get some that are fragranced by Gwyneth Paltrow’s arse hole 👍
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Yes I know of the wet wipes, Sick of it. I prefer to get down to the nitty gritty and give the old arsehole a right good scrubbing, then sit down on a prepared drying cloth and look at all other shit that’s written on here.
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Bloody hell Sammy, you need an industrial arse cleaning system 😂
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Need. I’ve got one, Sick.
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I’ve been known to get the arse in the sink, especially during this hot weather when my ring piece resembles a Japanese flag and it’s bloody uncomfortable walking around…🇯🇵
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This is the natural progression for the Birmingham bin strikes.
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Why is licence fee money being spent to report this? (I don’t pay it).
Also is ‘sceptic tank’ pidgin or just a misspelling?
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Unfortunately Cuntarian, Americans have an accent which the British dropped in the 17th century.
If you went back to before that time then all of England would have sounded like America does today.
The British accent has changed in the past few hundred years, the American accent hasn’t.
That doesn’t excuse them of calling the pavement a sidewalk or a car’s boot a trunk.
They fucked up the words all by themselves.
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Not quite. US English has evolved a lot since that time as well. Large areas now have black and Hispanic derived accents and dialects, not to mention all the foreigners there, past and present, particularly from the late nineteenth century onwards.
The areas that still resemble something like a white country, and retain traces of an older English accent/dialect, they have some spellings and other features that we have since lost or use less here. Like pronouncing the “r” the way people from the west country do, which is considered proper and posh in America but not here. Words like “color”, where we added a “u” to appear more French when that was fashionable. Some words and usages in the southern states, associated with red necks and later adopted by blacks, probably originated with the English roughians who settled there back in the day. But English in England had even more regional variety 250 years ago than it does today.
As for sceptic tank, that is nothing to do with US English. Presumably a mis spelling. Or perhaps it means that a facility vaguely resembling a modern sewage system is for those who are deemed sceptical – about the benefits of shit.
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Apologies Cuntrarian.
I misread sceptic for septic.
Even so, it’s interesting to think that Queen Elizabeth 1 would have sounded like Rosanne Barr and Francis Drake like Tony Soprano……… Probably.
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Why did nobody remember this?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OXLoVyESE
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A classic 👍
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O/T..is anyone else unable to see the nice little picture next to their username?
Is the official term “avatar” ?
Anyway they’ve gone and it’s most upsetting.
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Good morning Uncle, all avatars are present and correct on my iPad
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Morning,
I should have specified it appears to be an issue on my mobile only.
Perhaps its fucked,much like the nominated poo poo flinger.
Thanks for letting me know in any case.
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He’s only doing like most of them are over there, by living in their own shit.
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