My first nomination, fellow cunters, and don’t we all miss the pure entertainment value of eastern Europe’s now-departed authoritarian Marxist psychos? I’m thinking of Ceausecu, Honeker, Hoxha et al.
So welcome to the runt of the litter, one Alexander Lukashenko, currently serving his 6th term as Dictator of the nowhere State of Belarus – think Vulgaria without Benny Hill.
Now when Comb-over Luka’s not kissing the arse of Russia’s Poisoner-in-Chief, he’s inviting the Middle East to pop through Vulgaria and break into Poland in retaliation for the EU, UK and USA not recognising his legitimacy. Possibly something to do with him losing the last election and driving the winner into exile, perhaps?
Anyway, the Poles are having none of it, so there’s thousands now stuck in no-mans land, and no end in sight to the crisis this cunt has created.
Of course he’s only Mini-Me reporting to Dr Evil in Moscow, the real cunt behind all this. But I put it to you, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, that you should find Lukashenko guilty of being a Grade 1 Cunt.
Nominated by: Geordie Twatt
