A simple nom for workplace Christmas parties, as it’s that time of year again. (Almost)
A load of old cunt these are.
I hate enforced corporate bonhomie with every fibre of my being. Come to think of it, being a miserable northern cunt I generally hate any form of geniality. They are usually populated with people sucking up to the boss or cunts who think it’s amusing photocopying their tits/arses.
I’ve been to some of these dreadful soirées and attempted to ‘enjoy’ myself. I usually end up pissed and attempting to feel up some lucky filly. I detest them and all they stand for.
Fuck off parties, and fuck off Christmas.
Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO



