Christmas parties

A simple nom for workplace Christmas parties, as it’s that time of year again. (Almost)
A load of old cunt these are.

I hate enforced corporate bonhomie with every fibre of my being. Come to think of it, being a miserable northern cunt I generally hate any form of geniality. They are usually populated with people sucking up to the boss or cunts who think it’s amusing photocopying their tits/arses.

I’ve been to some of these dreadful soirées and attempted to ‘enjoy’ myself. I usually end up pissed and attempting to feel up some lucky filly. I detest them and all they stand for.

Fuck off parties, and fuck off Christmas.

Nominated by: Bertram Cuntatious DCO

Charlotte Nichols – Labour MP and Pisshead

What about these fuckers then. Public service at it’s finest. I give you:

Labour MP Charlotte Nichols and some SNP nomarks.

”Ms Nichols, together with two SNP MPs, Drew Hendry and David Linden, were said to have been drinking before and during the BA flight from Heathrow to Gibraltar on Tuesday.
A defence source told The Daily Telegraph the three were “quite clearly drunk when they were checking in and going through the process of boarding”, then “drank heavily on the plane”. Ms Nichols “had to be moved to the transport by wheelchair”, the source claimed.”

But come on, there’s more:-

” MP Charlotte Nichols claimed she had no more to drink than colleagues but that her medication reacted badly with the alcohol, affecting her tolerance to it.
She later missed a welcome event hosted by the military.”

Her colleagues had a mere 5 or so drinks, allegedly. Which is fuck all I suppose for Jocks on a 2 hour flight.

Her medication isn’t specified and far be it for me to suggest it went up her nose.

Public servants, representing the UK at an Armistice event. Makes you feel proud.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Cricket South Africa (CSA) Board

Admin, as ever you’ll have to help me out with the link but today has seen yet another lurch into the abyss .

Mr Q de Kock, one of the South African cricket team refused to take the knee and did not play in the game against the West Indies.

The BBC HYS has deleted the majority of the first 50 or so comments on the match for allegedly ‘breaking house rules’.

Breaking point is coming, it won’t be pretty and woke cunts won’t know what has hit them. I say this very reluctantly as I consider myself to be a mild mannered person , open to the opinions of others but I’ll not be ruled by bigots (BBC or CSA? Take your pick – Day Admin).

Nominated by: Guzziguy

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And then there’s this from Sick of It

I just watched a news report and could believe it so I had to do a Google (or in this case Googly is more appropriate).

A South African cricketer being forced to take the knee, what kind of Nazi regime compels and individual to make a gesture they aren’t comfortable with, it wouldn’t happen if the bloke was a full on black or Muslim

It’s South Africa so fuck all to do with me but how much pressure is being put on players in the UK to go through this humiliating bullshit, I hope Zaha is still saying fuck off.

Good bless St George ffs.

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Barack Hussein Obama [20]


Barack Obama (not a climate scientist, carry on – NA) and the media bullshit that surrounds him are cunts. He’s flown over by private jet to save the world at Cop26 and, according to the sycophants at the BBC, was met by a cheering crowd. Why the people of Glasgow would cheer Obumma in particular is anyone’s guess. Anyway, Obumma has given a speech which hinges on the spurious allegation that the Trump administration is responsible for America’s delay in saving the planet and the usual shit about the little people making sacrifices to save mythical polar bears, whilst over promoted losers like himself carry on regardless.

Fuck off you cunt! You were a useless president who the leftie wokies thought was going to redefine the cosmos because of the colour of your skin, and you proved them to be utterly wrong.
Get back on your plane and fly back to that thing you call a wife.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-59192126

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Cable Cunts


A hole in the ground cunting for the firms causing chaos on the local roads by digging them up to lay “super fast” broadband cables.

Round here the fuckers are everywhere. This morning I couldn’t get out of the end of my road for cars queuing across the access while the roadworks were on traffic lights. Then when I came back I couldn’t turn in because of the queue.

All over town the roads are being dug up, roads closed and diverted, even roundabouts sealed off the cunts to dig the road up. It’s a shitfest.

I wouldn’t mind but I tried to go fibre but they can’t get the cables to the master socket without routing it around the door frames and skirting boards and then siting the router in the middle of my kitchen floor, so fuck ’em.

On the plus, since all my neighbours went on fibre, my speed on copper has doubled, but I digress.

Is the chaos these cunts are causing really worth all the hype and bullshit that goes with it, never the traffic chaos? I don’t think so.

Cable cunts. Fuxk ’em…

Nominated by: Dioclese