Hmm….a suspiciously sounding Polish name. In 2019 this Tory M.P. claimed “I am almost fluent in Polish.” Yet he has since spent 22 grand of our money on “Polish lessons.”
Oh really! Call me Mr Cynical if you like but may I suggest that his “teachers” might have been right cracking looking birds with big tits?
Polish lessons my fucking arse.
Sorry Admin I can’t do links but i’m sure some cynical cunt can help me out.
Nominated by :Freddie the Frog
Helpful link supplied by Dickie Dribbler
Oh my good god!
Yes folks, Chancellor Merkel leaves office (hoorah!), and the Germans seize the chance to re-live the ‘good old days, Mein Kameraden’.
I could hardly believe my eyes, as Sky and the BBC showed live coverage of ranks of German soldiers, clad in black, marched past ‘Der Fuhrer’, flaming torches held aloft – in a scene almost identical to the rows of brown shirts and SS that marched similarly past Hitler, when he was appointed Chancellor in 1933.
Does the Reich not see how genuinely disturbing and in poor taste this event was, given the covid clampdowns and Austria’s recent move to make injections ‘Mandatory’ (Germany soon to follow, I suspect).
Elderly holocaust survivors must have been watching in fear and dread from behind their sofas.
Unbelievable !
Nominated by: Lord of the Rings
Boris Johnson.
Fuck Off.
Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
(A truly superb in-depth and emotional nom, Dick. But we might need a few more lines just to avoid any confusion about why this poor and lonely individual is causing you so much heartache. Many thanks – Day Admin)
Enough is enough….the halcyon days of “Churchill Mk2” Boris leading us to liberation from the hated EU are long gone.
I never trusted the man before but to see the depths to which he has sunk is utterly incredible..the “bumbling but good-hearted” act is done.
The man has spent his life believing that he was destined for Greatness…well if being a corrupt liar who can barely be bothered to hide his contempt for the “little People” qualifies him for Greatness,then,yes, he is indeed “Great”.
The Man is utterly contemptible and unless the Tories ditch him immediately,they deserve to sink without trace.
Fuck Off and spend more time with your family,you fucking Cunt.
Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
(More info here – Day Admin Daily Mail News Link )
#OwenJonesIsAWankerDay
Well here we are again then. It’s often said that the only certainties in life are death and taxes, but I’d say with confidence that there’s a third, and it rolls around as sure as night follows day.
Half the houses around our way are lit up like Las Vegas. Every retail outlet in town has dug out THAT bastard cd again; you know, the one with the fucking Pogues and that cunt Jona Louie (‘ya ta ta ta ta ta ya ta ta ta taaa…’). It’s official. The season of wee free kings of Orient are is with us once more. Innit.
Now in keeping with the directive to eat, drink and be merry, I hope to contribute to seasonal cheer by reminding cunters that another day of national celebration also comes around at this time of year.
Yes, 21st December has officially been declared #OwenJonesIsAWankerDay. Here’s your chance to pay your personal tribute to one of the great cultural figures of our time, a veritable titan on our national stage.
Altogether now, ladies and gentlemen. Raise your glasses, and let’s here it for little Owen, the dear, dear boy!
Nominated by: Ron Knee
(This is the kind of cunting I like. A bit of schadenfreude is good for the soul – Day Admin)
Premier League/FA/Football In General
A rainbow cunting for the Premier League if you please.
Went to see the Gunners “play” Newcastle on Saturday. A cunting 12.30 KO, so that’s all of Saturday taken up. Anyway, that’s not the reason for the cunting. At half-time, some shirt-lifter came on and was banging on about being a “gay gooner”. There has been an embarrassing banner saying this for years, but never knew the poof behind it. Well, here he was. With his specially made half-scarf (always the sign of a wanker) with the rainbow and AFC.
I have no issue with people’s sexuality. Lady C and I have gay friends (who, incidentally, also think it’s all shite. However, I have to say, I’m not sure Lady C would see it the same way if I had a stunning lesbo as a mate, but that’s another story). The real problem for me was that the PL and this guy, and fucking Arsenal, going on about inclusivity and gay rights, yet here we were playing Newcastle: a team owned by a nation that will kill gays and it is certainly illegal.
Likewise, the PL happy for players to play in Qatar in stadia built by slave labour and another country were the gayness is illegal. Also, all round the ground were supporters club banners, many from countries also intolerant to the gays. Oh, and by the way, a supporting cunting for the rink-dink covered in arsenal gear, with his price label still on the hat, and the dirty arab with the saudi flag around his shoulders – perhaps the half-time arsenal tv twat should have asked him his views?
Nominated by: Lord Cuntingford