People who misquote things. Whether its The Bible, The Quran, Charles Darwin, or fucking Star Trek, people who misquote things INFURIATE ME. ‘Survival of the fittest’ is my biggest pet peeve, Darwin didnt say that at all, or ‘only the strongest survive’.
So-called holy books are misquoted too, if I had a pound for every time some god botherer told me Judas was paid 30 pieces of silver to betray Jesus, or Jesus was born in a stable, I’d be rich! Bible says: money is the root of all evil. Um, no it doesn’t! Beam me up, scotty – NOBODY on Star Trek said that.
And dont get me started on misquotes of the Quran… If you’re going to be a sanctimonious prick and quote something, get the quote right!
Nominated by: ElDiablo666
Scattered fucking showers my arse!
Noah
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“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.” Charles Dickens
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‘Use the force, Harry’ – Gandalf.
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“Kick ‘is fackin ‘ead in”
Mahatma Coat.
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“What you don’t know can’t hurt you”
Bullshit !
I didn’t fucking know that a hornet had chosen to hibernate in one of my wellies that had been hanging up in the garage.
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“Watch him, he’ll have some fuckers eye out” – King Harold
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“No, honestly! I’d never even heard of Prince Harry or that the UK even had a royal family” attributed to some fucking old yacht whore who lies about her age……and everything else!
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I make up my own ‘inspirational quotes’.
Piece of piss.
Add a picture of some famous fucker, attribute it to them, and then post in on to Freakbook.
I stuck one up featuring Mozart, him quoting that he only composed music on his piano by ‘never using the bl@ck keys’.
It was applauded by many.
Cunts, the whole deluded, fucking lot of them.
The one I did about Gandhi was fucking brilliant too.
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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
Pythagoras
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“It’s the nation’s favourite antiques experts”
-no the’re not so fuck off Wonnacunt!
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