Michaela Strachan [2]

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Cunters, I present this z list cunt for a do as I say not what I do cunting. Meat eaters should not critisise me.
FUCKING WHAT you cunt, a no talent cunt like this flying in from South Africa on a regular basis? Who the fuck is paying the fares then? You? I doubt it. The B.B.C? More than fucking likely.
Why the fuck can’t Al Jabeeba get someone who lives in fucking Britain present the fucking programme with the Packham cunt?

Strachan’s Frequent Flights.

When Greta finds out she is going to be pissed? Fuck you especially Strachan cunt. I hope that the evil one runs up and down your cunt with a roll of razor wire on his back.

Nominated by: CuntyMort

Dead Pool [235]

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Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of truly evil cunt Robert Durst.Durst was 78 and known as the “Jinx Murderer” who had recently been given a life sentence for the murder of his friend and also a neighbour.He was also suspected of killing his wife who disappeared in 1982.He was formerly known as a New York real estate heir. Rot in piss.

On to Dead Pool 235

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are on the way out.5 is your linit.No duplicates.It is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and pick someone elses nominations from the previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does.)

2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have geard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool once selected.Only exception being if someone else has taken your pick already in the pool.

5)Please check you haven’t picked a name already nominated ( as we cant be arsed to check)

Sadiq Khan (33) – Up in Smoke

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A mystic into the future cunting for our lord and saviour – Suckdiq Khunt on this NYE night.

What a shitshow of a fireworks display of virtue signalling, arse licking , vote for me you liberal leftie cunts it’s going to be. I’m thinking massive thank you NHS and BLM mural firework banners.

The fucking drone display with some cunts face made on it , maybe Raducanu or some other effnick sportsperson. Actually we could see the dingy lot holding up sparklers as they float gently down the Thames to a 5* hotel.

Anyway London NYE fireworks display and Sadiq. What a cunt !!!

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Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

Greater Manchester Clean Air Zone

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What a big load of stealthy cuntishness this is.
Just a glorified term for Congestion Charge, which Manchester voted against years ago.

On my way out of our town to do some shopping, I noticed the sign for it.
At first I wondered what it was, and later conducted a Google search.
The sign is that small, that it is a case of blink and you will miss it.
Unless this is the whole point.
Don’t see the sign, then you’ll pay a fine!
And I bet even with the extra income the roads will still be a shit show.

What makes me laugh is, as you leave Partington, and enter the Zone, a few hundred yards from the sign is a paper mill.
Keep travelling and you will pass Air Products, a gas fired power station, and lots of other industry, manufacturing sites, etc.
There’s irony for you.

Our councillor is a fucking traitorous, treasonous bitch.
Unfortunately, all the thick as pigshit, inbred, six fingered types, glad handing, bottom feeding, sycophants, will still crawl to her, saying that she is the best thing that happened to our town.

The best thing that could happen to our town is selective covid.
Fucking cunts.

Nominated by: Andy

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Superstitions

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Superstitions are not only a cunt, they’re weird. This is something I Iearn anew every day, being married to an adorable but eccentrically superstitious woman.

Take today, 30th December, as a typical example. I recently sent off for a pair of shoes from Hotter. These duly arrived this morning, and I happened to put the parcel on the table. ‘What’s that?’ enquired ‘Er Indoors, and upon learning the contents of the parcel, promptly threw a wobbly. ‘Don’t put shoes on the table!’ she wails. ‘It’s bad luck!’. What the fuck?

Next up came the matter of putting up her new calendar. She loves to have one with sunny, colourful pictures by her side of the bed, so this year I got her one with cheery photos of bees and butterflies on flowers. Having nothing much else to do, I went to put this new one up, only to encounter wobbly number two. ‘No no!’ she started, ‘don’t put a new calendar up before New Year’. ‘Why on earth not?’ says I.’It’s bad luck’ says she.

Honestly, I fucking ask you. Putting shoes on a table or a new calendar up is ‘bad luck’. I mean, who thinks up this kind of nonsense in the first place? Whoever it is must be a right simple cunt, and the superstitions they foster as are a pile of cunt as well. Weird. Just weird.

Nominated by: Ron Knee