Mad Vlad? I have been studying his Czarship of All The Russias ever since he emerged out of the KGB in East Germany. Obviously has put on weight and his little piggy eyes have almost vanished into his fat cheeks and he is no longer pictured riding bears bare chested but for those with the eyes to see the air of menace is still there beneath the veneer of gangster power. Puts me in mind of The Resistible Rise of Arturo Ui. As ever Brecht got there first.

Putin’s journey is a familiar one, he has eliminated or bought off all internal opposition and is now out on his own, a dangerous and self destructive place to be. Perhaps he has forgotten where he came from and who helped him get here. The KGB’s closest Western parallel is The Mob. Both exist to make money and what or who is bad for business is eliminated. Targeted sanctions will not go down well in those circles.

Mr Putin should know this and cast his mind back over various anti-business operations starting with the ice pick in Trotsky’s skull, the execution of Beria, the withdrawal of life saving drugs from Stalin, irradiated umbrella tips on Waterloo Bridge, irradiated cups of tea, Novichok in perfume bottles and on door handles and last but not least the boosting of individuals head first from fifth floor windows.

The KGB may yet prove to be the saviour of the world. They also do nice funerals.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Seconded by: MMCM

Vladimir Putin and the pathetic West.

Surely Putin is one of the biggest cunts out there? Launching a full scale invasion on a peaceful nation that poses no threat and justifying it by reference to some hocus pocus about the integrity of the historical Russian nation. The only problem is that the Ukrainians do not see themselves as Russians and Kiev was a flourishing and important city whilst Moscow was still a forest.

Putin might be a cunt, with his big desks, big watches and titanic offices and his penchant for humiliating underlings, but he’s a smart one. He has the feeble and decadent West either dancing to his tune or panicking when they realise they are too feeble and gutless to stop him.

Because the reverse side of this cunting is the West, specifically the European Western Liberal order and those who have spinelessly allowed Putin to get away with his antics for years, encouraged him by buying his gas whilst failing to spend on their own military and defense but relying on the Americans instead whilst abusing them and calling them “warmongers”.

Between them, Putin and the feeble West, they have cooked up the mother of international crises.

According to Francis Fukuyama history ended with the fall of the Soviet Union. Well, it looks like it’s back with a vengeance.

Cunts.

https://unherd.com/2022/02/vladimir-putins-dangerous-madness/

With additional commentary from Everyonesacunt:

War in Europe. That’s a Cunt. A dangerous cruel scary ? Cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-60501632

https://www.foxnews.com/live-news/russia-ukraine-us-allies-sanctions

It seems history is sort of repeating itself. Mad dictator enters another state to protect his people within that state. Sounds very familiar and very scary.

Putin must be feeling his age and would like to be known for something other than a crook.

https://www.forces.net/news/putin-full-tonto-over-ukraine-says-defence-secretary

King of the world perhaps. He has always seen himself has some kind of bear wrestling macho saviour of the Russian empire

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/884459736/putin-pillow-vladimir-putin-riding-a?ref=pla_sameshop_listing_top-1&frs=1

Now war is a proper Cunt hundreds thousands millions of innocent people are murdered raped killed. And war today in Europe against a foe with arms capable of destroying the entire planet ? is a big Cunt. Ps so is the little mad man with the big fucking ego.( Putin).

The Cunt seems that he really wants to bow out with a bang.