Matthew Crowley – this poor little spineless snowflake was apparently fuming over a ‘sexist’ Where’s Wally advent calendar on sale in M&S.

Mirror News Link

According to this soyboy twat, their decision to include only one female character was ‘outrageous’ and that ‘the imbalance was very striking and not at all in keeping with modern society’ yada yada yada…

He wants M&S to apologise and look to improve for next year. Well, judging from their abject caving-in over one complaint about Midget Gems, I’m sure this smug little mangina will get what he wants.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Lisa Theaker is Assistant Chief Constable to Cleveland Police, who in 2019 were rated inadequate and a failing force and put into special measures. So with a total lack of self-awareness for herself or the force she serves, ACC Theaker has decided to use her police skills and experience to take part in Channel 4 show Hunted as she and her team track down celebrity crooks.

Trying to justify her actions she burbled she wanted to “rehabilitate the forces image” and “to both represent the North East and amplify women’s voices”. Well I’m sure the taxpayers of Cleveland will be fucking thrilled on her personal crusade and vanity drive but couldn’t she do this in, well…her actual paid job.

Cleveland was recently named one of the most crime-ridden places in the country so it must be galling to see this cunt truffle put so much time and effort into a TV show where’s in real life like a lot of the country, victims of crime are treated as an inconvenience and fobbed off with a useless crime number whilst police complain about “cuts”.

It should be noted that she is using her holiday allowance to take part and her fee will be donated to charidee of course but that really isn’t the point. With shades of MP Nadine Dorries eating wombat bollocks on I’m A Celebrity…… its a public relations disaster.

Lets hope these celebs don’t go on Twitter and misgender some degenerate, the coppers would hunt them down in about half an hour.

Daily Mail Link

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

These ‘people’ are the mother and stepdad respectively to a 22 year old with severe autism.

Why are they cunts, you ask? Well, they locked said 22 year old in his room so that they didn’t have to deal with his difficulties anymore, to the point that by the time he was found he was, according to the link, ‘close to death.’

Obviously, looking after someone with such complex needs is difficult, but that really is no excuse for their behaviour. Hell, you certainly wouldn’t find myself or any other member of my family doing this with my brother, who has similar needs.

Fuck them – I hope they rot in jail for the rest of their miserable little lives.

PS: the lad is thankfully doing alright now in case any cunters were wondering.

BBC News Link

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

Hi, I would like to nominate Channel E4 Slebs Go Cunting.

The compound word needy-cunfest is much underrated and under-used.

Needy-cunfest, add it to word and use it liberally.

I think during these already extraordinarily cunty times Channel 4 and its wankstain infested bastard cunt-child-channel E4 inflicting a bunch of Z-list Sleb Cunts trying to re-launch their careers or soak up some fees to allow them to live their attention-seeking vacuous lives, and fill the budget for sub-dermal fillers, botox and all that other shit, these grotty fucking turds use to give the impression of having character (the alternative to developing character) is an affront to the British public given all the fucking heinous bollocks we have had to deal will over the last two years.

Just watching these fucking parasites pop up in trailers, makes me wonder where the fuck are we headed as a nation? For Fucks Fucking sake, after the shit we’ve been through, is the best we can come up with?

They are all a bunch of cunts, and while I wish them no physical harm I would quite like for them to take a vow of silence and undertake a retreat … as far away as fucking possible … forever. The cunts. That is all.

PS: I have included a link, but only because it’s requested. Don’t click on it, you are likely to have an aneurism if you have even a shred of common sense.

PPS: Missed you guys … I’ve been busy.

Ch4 News Link

Nominated by: GGRF