is a fucking irritating cunt.
This animated children’s programme features Roys, his family and friends. Roys is an ill mannered brat who behaves appallingly only to be taught a life lesson at the end of each episode.
All great in theory, apart from the fact many children will be influenced by his arsehole behaviour and try to emulate him. One episode showed Roys’ friends retreating from him as he reeked of shit, having not wiped his hoop. Not before the little cunt tried to blame all his friends for creating the shyte miasma.
Roys Bedoys needs a fucking good beating with a sturdy Adidas trainer. The cunt.
Nominated by Paul Maskinback.
That has to be the lowest effort “animation” ever.
When I have grandkids, the only thing they’ll be allowed to watch at my house (when they’re not obliged to have real books read to them) will be wholesome stuff like Bagpuss, Chorlton and the Wheelies and Button Moon.
A very good morning to one and all.
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No Rastamouse,Thomas ?.
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I have the complete Bagpuss on DVD.
Thoroughly recommend.
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Oliver Postgate Odin.
Bagpuss
ivor the engine
clangers
and my favourite
Noggin the Nog
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Noggin the Nog is brilliant! From the atmospheric introduction to the villain Nog Bad the Bad everything about it is pure bliss.
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Too barb and Custard was good. That flickering could trigger an epileptic fit
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Roobarb. Cunting auto correct
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This annoying animation would want me to commit murder and eventually throw the television set through the window. What’s the reason for this infuriating shite in the first place ?
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I could only stand it subliminally and why would anyone allow children to do so is beyond me.
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Whats with the head wobbling..
Are they indians, that would explain the badly wiped arse..
These days children’s education animation would be better served explaining something useful.. like stay away from pàkis and africunts. And never vote green..
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Roy Bedoys?
that’s a gyppo name.
Hes probably a tarmac toddler.
And there’s nothing wrong with my fascia boards Roy.
told you before
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Well, doesn’t he sound delightful?
Just the role model that’s needed.
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just popping in to say hello to you jeezum. 🌹❤️ I was sad to hear about your health. Sending lot’s of love and hugs 🤗❤️💐
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Cheers Jill.
Keeping ok, ATM.
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I look forward to the episode where he visits the Anthony Linton Public Bogs and joins another poof in the cubicle before bumming him. Only he won’t be told off at the end, because that is perfectly acceptable behaviour, apparently.
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High🥒Cumber?
High this early in the morning?
You naughty boy!
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I happen to notice Captain Pugwash amongst this shite, something more wholesome for children, with whom I brought my lads up with.
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I see there is a sooty in there, so maybe that’s where the bad smell is coming from. There was never any hygiene issues with the stuff I grew up with like Andy Pandy or Torchy The Battery Boy.
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Mind you, Spotty the Dog from the Woodentops always looked like like he was about to cock his leg.
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Was he Spotty or just Spot?
Wooden Tops, Bill and Ben, Rag, Tag & Bobtail, Andy Pandy .There were 5 of them during the week and for the life of me I can’t remember the other one.
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I honestly can’t see what the problem is.
Instead of the nonsensical Telly Tubbies with their silly noises, there is now an animation that tries to teach kids valuable life lessons.
Like how to keep their arseholes clean and not stink like Pákís.
Bring on the episode where they teach kids not to drop their spaghetti bolognese on the floor of the restaurant before running around screaming like lunatics.
The annoying fucking cunts.
Good morning.
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He does look a lot like Rude Kid from Viz.
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Granny’s Pubes You Whore!!
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Mum : What would you like for dinner tonight?
Rude Kid : Fanny batter on toast, you whore.
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‘What would you like for lunch, dear’?
‘Piss up a rope fuckstick’
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modern kids animation is loud, fast paced and will give you epilepsy.
Back in the day it was slower paced,soothing,
calmed down the kids while mums did housework.
Oliver Postgates voice was hypnotic.
id watch the Clangers or Bagpuss in a state akin to what smoking opium in a beanbag must be like.
brilliant
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Pi key child
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Have his parents gone to the pub?
Left at some sort of “multicultural daycare centre ” ?
Roy is guaranteed to turn out a Bad Egg.
Thank fuck my children are grown and cbeebies is a very distant memory.
Good morning.
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https://youtu.be/AAkY5jp_A8U?is=sD6Ml5_9WMZgQfYY
the mice on the mouse organ sing.
familiar?
its Britain’s oldest recorded song
sumer is cumin in or cuckoo song
also sung by the islanders in The Wickerman.
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We ate out last night.
Not my favourite restaurant but one of the waitresses is a horny little Cubana with the best arse and tits that you could ever see.
She is no more than 5ft tall and as a result her uniform doesn’t fit too well.
The trousers stretch across her perfectly shaped buttocks and her shirt is too tight.
It gapes open to show tantalising glimpses of her big tits.
She would get a ‘Cubana’ from me any day of the week (look up that Spanish slang phrase).
Where was I?
Oh yes, kids.
We ate in the garden of the restaurant.
There was a Swedish family, mum, dad and two daughters.
You can always tell Swedes, they often dress from head to toe in white.
The two girls were running around screaming.
Not just little screams. Full blown loud and piercing screams.
The parents ignored them.
We didn’t ignore them.
After about 10 minutes I called over the sexy little waitress and complained.
She went and got a bill, took it over to the Swedes table while they were still eating their main course and told them to pay and leave.
Roys should be translated into Swedish and put on the telly over there.
Teach the kids how to behave their fucking selves in company.
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@art….TBF the swedes probably heard the chef in the kitchen…the one off the Muppet show,he was always singing and throwing the ingredients around 😜
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More likely to be singing in Catalán Gelderd.
It’s an Andorran restaurant.
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Blimey art the restaurant must be the whole population of Andorra about 8 😁
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Surprised that the Beeb haven’t made an up-to-date version of a 70’s classic:
Niggin the Nig.
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If they could, it would be ‘Sukkin the nob’ a story about how young and sometimes underage kids would have a kindly old uncle, who could paint and draw cartoons of funny things, whilst simultaneously tempting them into mg nefarious thing with him in a secret room of a disabled kids hospital ward.
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The only animated shit worth watching was Rhubarb and Custard. Classic.
Todays stuff I am sure is engineered to induce Attention Deficiencies, Epilepsy, spasms, joeys and all the other shit that the little darlings seem to all suffer from today.
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Roys certainly does look like a little cunt.
John Dillermand is my favorite kids show. He is a gentleman with a phenomenally long and colourfully striped ‘gentleman’ that he has to find novel ways of utilising. It gets everywhere. I think the character is loosely based on that lovable rogue Sir Jimmy Savile.
Good morning, everyone.
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My favorite was Worzel Gummidge.
Una Stubbs as Aunt Sally was hilarious.
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Only the Dutch.
Who also openly made and sold child prawn in the 70s.
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Four feather falls with Tex tucker and those magic 🪄 guns used too have me firing back at him yelling ‘got you this time Tex’ or falling down ‘ow ya got me’ …or stingray with Troy tempest and his crew with aqua Maria the blonde bombshell who I’ve no doubt bones was putting his sting in her …gee Troy she’s soooo wet 😩
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Can’t wait for the episode when roy has his cock chopped off, then feels remorse later over the decision..
Or when he shamed for being white and told he is inherently evil..
I could see Sue perkins tatlock as a children’s presenter, always talking about buses and breaking out the guitar..
And being a labour party member most likely a noʻnce…
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Stingray had the best start of any kids programme.
I used to sit, transfixed….
Mam…” Turn that telly down, it’s too bloody loud ! ”
Me…” Shurrup, or i’ll set fire to yer hair ! ”
Buildings disappearing into the ground.
Fighter jets soaring across the sky.
Stirring music !
And Marina, who used to give me funny feelings in my tummy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45NtEXv7DZs
” Anything can happen in the next half hour ! ”
Brilliant.
Good morning.
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” World Aquanaut Security Patrol ” WASP
Not a bleck in sight.
Hahahaha
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” Anything can happen in the next half hour ! ”
So says our PM.
Every hour.
The bus mithering cunt.
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I used to enjoy watching Magic Roundabout with the Lasses when they were little.
It was far too good for children.
” Time for bed Florence, said Zebedee”
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There’s always the danger that kids could grow up imitating the inappropriate or idiotic behaviour they see on children’s television.
Thank goodness the cretinous incompetence of Postman Pat never influenced future generations of Royal Mail workers….
Oh wait!
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Enid Blyton, clairvoyant.
This was genuine. The ambushers in current prints are … goblins.
https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1486711099i/21942537._SY540_.jpg
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https://morpheusatloppers.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/12.png
“Later, when Noddy fiinally made it back to Toytown, he went to the police station to eeport what had happened.. “Officer Plod, I’ve been ambushed, stripped naked and had my lovely yellow car stolen”, he said …
And Constable Plod said …
“I don’t think you have, mate”
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Enid could have given it the title ‘Noddy Goes To The Notting Hill Carnival’
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Here’s the middle pic. Again. Genuine.
https://thumbs.worthpoint.com/zoom/images2/360/1211/27/comes-noddy-again-enid-blyton_360_9e20c3bbcaa4c749d5ae3999b36d6b56.jpg
I have clean versions of 1&2 to get my printing guy to run off two 20×30’s for whenever some cunt I know tells me there’s a kid imminent & they’re ‘preparing the nursery’.
I will, then, of course take them back once the offence has occurred. Having kids in this fucked world is nothing to be rewarding!
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Have just seen a bit of Roys Bedoys. Paul has done us a great service drawing the rancid little shit and his Vietnamese creator to our attention. I think I may hate Roys almost as much as I hate Ed Davey
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O/T I note that the BBC is reporting that the port of Dover is being blocked by a gang of masked protestors. For some reason the BBC doesn’t report WHAT they are protesting about; something tells me it’s not queers for Palestine
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O/T I note that the BBC is reporting that the port of Dover is being blocked by a gang of masked protestors. For some reason the BBC doesn’t report WHAT they are protesting about; something tells me it’s not qu33rs for Palestine
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/09/05/hundreds-of-balaclava-clad-protesters-blockade-dover-port/
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Now there’s a surprise Doc. And for some reason the BBC insouciantly fails to report that a critical mass of British citizens has fucking had enough of this bullshit
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I see the BBC has now admitted what it’s about in an updated version of the article, and quoting the local MP:
Tapp added on Facebook: “I am fed up with idiots coming to Dover to cause disruption.
“I bet if you asked any one of those ‘protesters’ they wouldn’t know small boat crossing are down by 40% and we are working hard to fix the mess.”
Oh well that’s alright then. As we all know, 40% is the figure where you are no longer permitted to object to unvetted third world rapists swarming onto our shores without being branded an “idiot”.
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I misread it as ‘Roy’s Bedboys’ and assumed that was what whoever makes it is pitching to the kiddies, like they all are these days. Have you seen that evil ‘Cocomelon’ shite where two ‘gay dads’ – one of them brown of course – sing-song encourage their ‘kid’ to be a tranny
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Coprophagic cartoons for kids?. Even Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited have never gone down that path, and you know how depraved me are. The worst we ever did was show Jess Phillips shaving her butt crack.
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Good advert for strimmers
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Surely the central character should be of a different hue if he’s one of the unwashed arse brigade. That’s my experience for what it’s worth
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