Roys Bedoys

 

is a fucking irritating cunt.

This animated children’s programme features Roys, his family and friends. Roys is an ill mannered brat who behaves appallingly only to be taught a life lesson at the end of each episode.

All great in theory, apart from the fact many children will be influenced by his arsehole behaviour and try to emulate him. One episode showed Roys’ friends retreating from him as he reeked of shit, having not wiped his hoop. Not before the little cunt tried to blame all his friends for creating the shyte miasma.

Roys Bedoys needs a fucking good beating with a sturdy Adidas trainer. The cunt.

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Nominated by Paul Maskinback.

13 thoughts on “Roys Bedoys

  1. That has to be the lowest effort “animation” ever.
    When I have grandkids, the only thing they’ll be allowed to watch at my house (when they’re not obliged to have real books read to them) will be wholesome stuff like Bagpuss, Chorlton and the Wheelies and Button Moon.
    A very good morning to one and all.

  2. This annoying animation would want me to commit murder and eventually throw the television set through the window. What’s the reason for this infuriating shite in the first place ?

  3. Whats with the head wobbling..
    Are they indians, that would explain the badly wiped arse..

    These days children’s education animation would be better served explaining something useful.. like stay away from pàkis and africunts. And never vote green..

  4. Roy Bedoys?
    that’s a gyppo name.

    Hes probably a tarmac toddler.

    And there’s nothing wrong with my fascia boards Roy.
    told you before

  5. I look forward to the episode where he visits the Anthony Linton Public Bogs and joins another poof in the cubicle before bumming him. Only he won’t be told off at the end, because that is perfectly acceptable behaviour, apparently.

  6. I happen to notice Captain Pugwash amongst this shite, something more wholesome for children, with whom I brought my lads up with.

  7. I see there is a sooty in there, so maybe that’s where the bad smell is coming from. There was never any hygiene issues with the stuff I grew up with like Andy Pandy or Torchy The Battery Boy.

  8. I honestly can’t see what the problem is.

    Instead of the nonsensical Telly Tubbies with their silly noises, there is now an animation that tries to teach kids valuable life lessons.

    Like how to keep their arseholes clean and not stink like Pákís.

    Bring on the episode where they teach kids not to drop their spaghetti bolognese on the floor of the restaurant before running around screaming like lunatics.

    The annoying fucking cunts.

    Good morning.

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