Congratulations to Jeezum Priest who has gone and won Dead Pool 395 by predicting the demise of the much loved Comedy Actor Richard O’Sullivan best know for his role in Man About the House.O’Sullivan suffered a stroke in 2003 and since then had lived at Brinsworth House a retirement home for showbiz figues.He was 82 years old.He is survived by his son and Grandchildren.
On to Dead Pool 396
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think might conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who we will ignore
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed beforehand.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Dave Scott (astronaut)
Roy Clarke (Last of the Summer Wine)
Renée Richards
Russell Hoult
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Eileen Derbyshire
Bill Duke
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill
Norman Coburn
Ken Rosewall
Nice work JP!
1
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Barbara Parkins
Gillian McCutcheon
0
clint eastwood
dick van dyke
Sophia loren
Bruce Willis
beast of bolsover
1
nice shooting JP👍
1
Good shot JP
Vanessa Redgrave
Sadiq Khan
David Attenborough
Tony Blackburn
Jeremy Corbyn
1
Abdullah the Butcher
Boris Kravstov
Ben Sasse
Ray Anthony
Gerald Holton
0
Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen
Tessa Wyatt
Liza Minelli
Justin Welby
Janet Street-Porter
0
I was going to nom Jackie Chan, but then I thought he’s never offended me, but Lawrence Llewellyn-Bowen, just a twat.
2
Apart from the fact that, as far as I know, you have never shagged Liza and Tessa JP, what have they done to offend you?
1
James Hong
Mel Brooks
Tom Baker
Gerard Depardieu
Marion Ross
0
🎯 jp…
Tommy Steele
Neil Harvey (cricket)
Intikhab Alan (cricket)
Richard petty (NASCAR)
Bunk Gardner
1
Alam…you crappy 📱…owzat!
1
David Attenborough
Roger Penrose
Robert Wagner
William Shatner
Joe Biden, a murderers-reprieving 9-sided cunt.
0
Jolly good shot JP.
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Nanette Newman
Johnny Hamp
John Leyton: Singing great escaper.
1
Don King
Julie Goodyear
Melvyn Hayes
Barbara Knox
Esther Rantzen
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
Queen Beatrix
0
Virginia Mckenna
Angie Dickinson
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Ian McShane
0
Dame Julie Andrews
(Dame) Alan Bennett
Dame Penelope Wilton
Dame Penelope Lively
Dame Judie Dench
0
Andy Windsor
BusWanker Burnham ( Kunt Of The North )
4
Billy Connolly…. Unfunny porridge wóg.
Diana Ross….. Supreme Warbler.
Bill Clinton…… American Cunt.
David Jason….. Del Boy.
Freda Payne….. Band of Gold.
2
Jeff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Stephen Fry
Sandi Tosvikg
Billy Fucking Bragg.
Good grab that JP.
1
Glad Putin
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Michael Eavis
David Irving
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
1
Good shot JP.
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Robert Gillespie
Robert Wagner
Dominic Chianese
0
Michael Caine
Harvey Smith
Jackie Stewart
Michael Aspel
David Essex
0
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins
0
Flight Lieutenant Colin Bell
Barbara Eden
Valentina Tereshkova
Valerie Singleton
Raúl Castro
0
George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
Vince Cable
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
0
Marianne Faithful
Barry Manilow
Barry Gibb
Shirley MacLaine
Prince Edward dook of Kent
0
David Bailey (swinging 60’s photographer)
Peter Blake (swinging 60s artist and album cover designer)
Dick Lester (swinging 60’s film director)
Michael Lindsay Hogg ( swinging 60’s film director)
Petula Clark (swinging 60s singer)
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Liv Ullman
Camp Cliff
Paul Stook Peter Paul & Mary
Good darts Jeezum
0
Even Paul Stookey ffs, jet lagged twat.
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Sorry for the late listing, just got back from Canada. Fuck me you go in a bar and they offer you water? Fuck that I want to tie one on FFS.
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