Barrowford Primary School


Barrowford Primary School, Lancashire has decided to ban meat… permanently!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17631295/school-bans-meat-vegetarian-packed-lunches/

In a letter to parents last week, head indoctrinator Rachel Tomlinson said she had made the decision to “stop climate change”. She highlighted that the livestock industry has a huge carbon footprint and that meat and dairy products “come at a huge environmental cost”. The letter concluded: “If you still want to send packed lunches, could you please consider meat-free options to further support us in doing our bit to reduce carbon emissions as a school community?”

Fuck off.

Okay…. so not content with indoctrinating our children with woke lefty nonsense and forcing them wear masks, they now want to deprive them of a healthy, balanced diet, do they?

Kids growing up today will make the soppy millennial generation and Gen Z appear lions by comparison.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

With additional (unsubstantiated) factoids provided by: Get Fucked Woke Cunts

and Rachel Tomlinson is fully aware of course that lefty woe meat free tofu has over 40x the carbon footprint of pork? Along with Nutella which is 50% palm oil poisoning children and killing orangutans and contributing to massive rainforest deforestation. Thick dappy retarded cretinous woke jump on the bus retard. Cunt

Justin Welby (16)

Beam me up Scotty!

Wokery and the hipocrisy of Justin Welby and the Church of England.

Yes it’s virtuous Justin again. Taking time out from the hard graft of archbishoping.

”Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby criticises delay in removing slavery plaque.
Mr Welby criticised delays in taking down a plaque to slavery financier Tobias Rustat at a Cambridge college chapel.
“Why is it so much agony to remove a memorial to slavery?” he said.”

This is from a man who alledgedly covered up kiddy fiddling in his organisation. For decades.
This from an organisation that definitely benefitted not just from the slave trade but also the poverty of British people.

Here’s a thought. Sell off the buildings and treasure the CoE has ownership of. In the fucking £billions. All funded by dubious means. And use it to make restitution to the poor black people starving in the UK because their ancestors were stolen from their lands of milk and honey. Perhaps they might use the money and go back to the paradise that is Africa. Or send it to their kinfolk in Calais to buy pedalos.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60311332

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Common (Sounding) TV presenters


It seems the modern way to present TV now is to do away with received pronunciation and bring in people who ‘doesn’t talk likes I does’.
(Received Pronunciation is the accent traditionally regarded as standard for British English – NA)

Now, I don’t mind people presenting if they don’t have received pronunciation, but they seem to seek out ‘efniks’ and ignorant types who sound like they have the IQ of an ameoba. They also seem to have an annoying habit of taking like they’re presenting a kids television show, even if presenting crime documentaries or sporting events.

At least get someone on who doesn’t sound like they’ve just done a drug deal on a Peckham street corner for ‘fack’s sake!’

All box ticking bollocks.

And no, I don’t pay the BBC licence before you ask, I just caught a bit elsewhere. I’d like to watch sport again one day, without getting fucking annoyed, but it seems that’s not going to stop anytime soon.

Cunts

https://inews.co.uk/sport/olympics/bbc-winter-olympics-commentators-beijing-2022-line-up-presenters-pundits-every-sport-1443655

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Gareth Bale


I suppose at the end of the day we´re all in it for the money but most of us at least have some self pride and put an effort into earning our wages. Unless you are Gareth Bale, that is.

This guy, who is now 32 and nearing the end of his career, has done virtually nothing for the last five or six years for his club – Real Madrid – or his country Wales – except expand his bank balance.

He (or his agent) managed to get some watertight contract that means Real Madrid – which paid a world record transfer fee of 100 million euros – can´t get rid of him although they hate him and has allowed him to make a fortune for doing nothing. Real were so pissed off they “loaned” him to his old team Spurs where, guess what, he spent more time on the substitutes bench than on the field.

I had actually forgotten about him until I read today that he has just made his first appearance in nearly six months and hit the bar in a game in which Real Madrid drew 0-0 with Villarreal. This was his first game since August 28 last year. Pity he didn´t actually score. If so, he could have asked for a raise from his current wage of nearly US$700,000 a week.

Top 10 highest-paid soccer players in the world in 2021:
https://www.marca.com/en/football/international-football/2021/08/31/612e3f93e2704ee36d8b463e.html

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Jeremy Vine [7]


Jeremy Vine is a cunt, we recently switched to radio2 in work due to all the noise and signal problems with DAB.

So with radio 2 you get this cunt Jeremy Vine, sometimes it’s interesting but more often than not its just verbal diariouh, cunt boy is talking about the cunt cyclists getting killed by trucks, where they have ridden up the side of a truck in traffic on the inside (these fuckers do this all the time), anyway JV says it’s not the fault of the fuck monkey cyclists, it’s the fault of the drivers and all vehicles with any blind spot should be taken off the road.
This means lorries, buses, bin lorries, vans, certain cars, ambulances, police, fire engines.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1564990/highway-code-BBC-Jeremy-vine-wades-in-cyclists-more-important-drivers-UK-london

So Jeremy you thick cunt 6 hours of that and the whole country will gind to a halt you stupid fuck, bellends like this clown are exactly the twats who slide down the sides of lorries and put themselves in harms was. Wouldn’t it be better for common sense to be activated and even if there isn’t a danger sign, the brain should tell you it’s not a good idea.
JV goes on to say cyclists are more important than other road users, it would be interesting to see how new push bikes are delivered to bike shops without the blind spot infested cyclist killer van.

So JV is a cunt who if he believes his own bullshit must be on fucking drugs, what an absolute cunt…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Extra petard hoisting provided by CuntyMort:

For your pleasure cunters, everyones favorite cunt on radio 2 Jeremy Vine. This dozy bellend was too posh to ride on the road like other cunts on two wheels. Instead Jeremy decides he was going to ride on grass, hit a divot and had to be rushed to hospital. Fortunately Jeremy hit his head and blacked his eye.

A great pity the injuries were not more severe and we could have a rest from the twat.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10519373/Jeremy-Vine-told-lucky-away-black-eye-penny-farthing-accident.html