There are lots of reasons for cunting this mega cunt but this is slightly more specific for one reason.
Up here in Kings Lynn around December time the listings for the upcoming shows were released at the Corn Exchange.
https://www.kingslynncornexchange.co.uk/theatre/whats-on/
Now I quickly bought up two tickets for the pub landlord ( end of March) and whilst waiting to be connected to the booking office as I could not seem to book online I perused who else might be up. (See link)
Now kings lynn being kings lynn is very much a Brexit part of the country. Nish take note.
So, just as a tertiary peeping onto how many tickets were sold at his gig I noticed neatly all the front seating had been taken.
Good lord I thought.
After only a week on sale he’d sold a third roughly. Good going I thought must be a few lefties still up here. Fast forward to the 18th January at 1235pm bearing in mind his gig is just over two weeks away. Clicked on link and low and behold even a matinee for pepper pig has outsold him that same week. Even Josh Widdicunt has completely sold out and his gig was released same day and sold just as many tickets.
Looks like only the lefties bought the tickets then back in December because I really can’t see any deviation in sales. Hah!!! You unfunny cunt.
Be interesting to see if it’s cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. i.e no other cunt apart from 150 in west Norfolk, north cambs and south east lincs combined want to see and hear your woke bollocks. That’ll teach you to wind up your audience and get pelted with rolls.
One thing for sure is Kings Lynn ain’t Islington you supercilious, up your own arse, AlBBC arse licking mega cunt. Oh and just look at his blurb to try and sell his tickets.
What a knob.
Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt
